I'm not that kind of orc

"It's not that you can't go in, but you have to promise me one thing." I looked into her eyes seriously.

"whats the matter?"

"No, sneak in my house and take anything!" I said word by word.

"Mr. Block, what you said, I'm not a thief!" Arsena pouted dissatisfied.

"Anyway, you promise first!"

"Understood, if I steal something... my uncle will kill the whole family!" Arsena raised a hand and vowed.

"It doesn't have to go to that level." I was a little dumbfounded by this girl's off-line, and put down the hand blocking her, "Go in."

It's just that when she jumped into the room happily, I suddenly realized: "No, you must not have an uncle!"

If her father had had living brothers, Helgia would not have had to worry about an heir because she was a woman.

"That's right!" The girl came in anyway, turned around and stuck out her tongue at me.

I have nothing to do with her, I can only shake my head with a wry smile.

After closing the door smoothly, I couldn't help touching my head in doubt.

It's really strange, although since the turmoil of the negotiations between the six major tribes and Saidian has passed, the folks in the village should have known the news that I am safe and sound.But after all, it took me such a long time to return to the tribe to show my face. There should be many people who heard the news and came to my house to see.When I first entered the Walled City, many comrades-in-arms surrounded me excitedly to ask for my health. Why did half of the visiting folks disappear when I got home?My popularity in the tribe is obviously pretty good.

But after these girls came in, the room was at least a little more lively, and it looked like they were back in the dormitory of the college.

"Hey, I said you don't even have tea here?" Feilan, who sat down at the table, put the cup in her hand on the table and complained to me dissatisfied.

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Tilawa, who was pouring water for her, lowered her head.

"No, why are you apologizing..." Feilan was a little confused by her.

"Ahaha, Mr. Bullock's bed!!" Alsena threw herself on my bed as if she had found a meaty cat.

This girl's perverted temper probably needs to be corrected by a set of back throws.

"Alsena, there is no smell of Brock up here, he should...hasn't slept on it for a long time." Angelica, who was sitting by the bed, reminded her expressionlessly, then raised her hand and patted her head, "Also, behave yourself."

Princess Alisa approached and whispered to me: "Student Bullock, are you... all right?"

She probably came here because she was worried about me who witnessed the sacrifice of her compatriots and the serious injuries of her relatives.

Even though I'm pretty depressed, I'm still worried about me...

"I'm fine." I forced a smile and waved my hands, went to the corner and moved a chair to the table: "Okay, Your Highness, you can also sit down and rest."

Although it is a solitary tent room, it is after all a room for a burly orc man like me. When I built it before, I had more or less considered the situation of guests coming, at least the space does not look crowded.

It's just that if there are more guests at this moment, it may be...

Bang bang bang!

I just thought of this, and the door panel rang again.

Hey, it really came at such a time.

But finally, some folks came to see me, and I was quite happy in my heart.

It's just that as soon as I open the door—

"Your home is indeed here." The tall woman with a black cloth on her head and pale gold dragon horns stood at the door and nodded to me. There was a huge coffin full of gold coins behind her. And jewelry, and then there are several exquisite metal treasure boxes piled up, and I don't know what they are in. "Your house is really simple... Forget it, it's better than that one. Get out of the way, let me move the bed in, and you can help carry the luggage."

"Why do you..." I looked at the dragon queen in front of me, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment, "Why are you here?"

"The house I was allocated was too small and shabby, and they couldn't give me better terms even if I offered money, so I simply asked where you lived." She replied in a natural tone.

Because the soldiers of the tribal coalition forces and many Saidian soldiers who had withdrawn were suddenly placed, the distribution of even temporary tents here is extremely tense, and the conditions are naturally impossible to be perfect.

Is it because of this that you will come to live with me! ?

"Speaking of which, why are there so many orcs out there hiding and staring at your house?" the queen suddenly asked again.

"Huh?" I opened my eyes wide and froze.

Demon King, come out and take the blame! (4)

Hearing what she said, I hurried out of the house and looked around, only to realize that although no one from the country came to visit me, if I looked carefully, I would find someone staying nearby.

...and there are quite a few.

I squinted my eyes and looked around, and finally noticed that some neighbors "inadvertently" walked slowly past from a place where I could clearly see my house, and some people gathered together and squatted in the distance smoking pipes as if chatting about something, eyes But it was "naturally" looking at the door of my house, and the figures hiding behind the haystacks beside the tent... Wait, brother, are you staring at this side while eating a bowl of roast meat? What do you mean?

I glanced over, and most of the people pretended to look around as soon as they met my eyes, and then my eyes fell on the neighbor's tent. Only now did I find that the door of the neighbor's house is now ajar, and I live there The bald brother who took good care of me in the past is looking at me secretly through the crack of the door.

Strange, why don't you come to say hello when you see that I'm back.

I just opened my mouth to call him—

"Dad, Dad." A small head suddenly moved in front of him from the inside of the house—it was the daughter of the neighbor's eldest brother. I remember that she had just turned nine years old and was still studying in the basic school. She plays, and occasionally asks me for homework after school.

Then I saw the little girl raised her head and asked her father: "Dad, why have so many foreign women come in and out of Uncle Bullock's house since just now? What are they doing in the house?" "

"Shh! Don't ask so many questions, kid!" The elder brother of the neighbor scolded her sullenly, "Your Uncle Brock is no longer the uncle he was back then. He is very busy now, so stop playing with him in the future and go into the house!"

Slow down bro!Have you misunderstood me?

I realized something was wrong.

At this time, I caught a glimpse of a figure who had been hiding by the edge of the tent coming out hesitantly, and took a few steps closer here.

I turned my head to take a closer look, and blurted out the other person's name: "Wake!"

This silly-looking guy is the vice-captain of the team I lead in the tribe, and he is my best buddy.

That's right, it was the grandson who wrote to tell me about my ancestral grave being dug up.

"Brother!" He was called by me, with a natural smile on his face, he raised his hand and waved to me, "You are finally back!!"

Thank goodness, finally a friend came to see me!

Seeing my best friend after such a long time, I couldn't help but feel a little excited, and rushed forward a few steps to give him a firm hug.

After hugging and parting, I patted him on the shoulder hard: "You bastard, why are you hiding there and sneaking around my house?"

"No... I saw so many women coming in and out of my eldest brother's house, and I feel that it is inappropriate to interrupt rashly." He scratched his head and laughed, then glanced at the queen standing at the door and the few boxes, and said What he said suddenly became a little inexplicable, "It's just that I just saw this and couldn't feel it. Congratulations... I said, brother, you are too alien, what is our relationship? You don't even know about this kind of thing. Tell me ahead of time?"

"What kind of thing?" I was confused by this kid.

"Get married, brother, aren't you married?" Wacker stared at me in surprise instead.

"Huh?" I was so shocked that my eyeballs almost fell out.

This kid... Did he eat something wrong in the morning that ruined his brain?what to marry—

But when I subconsciously looked at the queen standing proudly at the door of my house with her hands folded, and then at the large coffin containing gold coins and the few metal boxes she dragged over, I suddenly woke up.

correct!According to the customs of our orcs, there is only one situation where a woman will personally carry boxes of valuables to the door of a man's house—that is, to marry into that man's house with a dowry!

"But big brother, is this sister-in-law... is she human? Why do you have horns on your head? I clearly heard that you fell in love with those long ears outside and never came back... and what is the origin of this sister-in-law?" Are you really rich, right?" Wacker approached me and asked quietly, looking at the dragon horns on the queen's head and at the gold coins filled with coffins, his eyes were a little straight.

There are too many slots in the few words of his mother, I don't know where to spit them out! !

"No, you made a mistake, I'm not married! She—" I lowered my voice and explained to this silly brother.

Either way, the misunderstanding must be cleared up first.

However, the queen standing there at this time called out to me: "Brock, you feel like coming here and helping me move my things in first, I want to go in and sleep, now."

Just now I talked with Wake in the dialect of the tribe. She probably couldn't understand a sentence, so she just listened to us chattering there, probably because she was a little impatient waiting.

Vaguely, I heard the apprehensive voices of "Oh" from the surrounding villagers.

I said, grandma, why are you making trouble for me at this juncture! !

Seeing that the empress was about to drag her sleeping coffin into the room, I deliberately stopped her loudly: "Wait a minute!! I said why do you have to live in this room."

This female dragon must not be allowed in!If she is allowed to stay here for one night now, even if I have ten mouths on my body, I can't explain it clearly!

"Is this your house?" The queen squinted at the tent in front of her.

"Yes." I nodded.

"You are my man, so of course this is also my house." The queen continued in a natural tone, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, come and move!"

"Brother, how dare you lie to me that you are not married?" Wacker looked at me with serious eyes, "Aren't you treating me as an outsider, brother?"

"No!!" I felt like I was about to collapse, "We really don't have that kind of relationship!"

"What's the relationship?"

"Uh..." I was at a loss for words.

I feel like this is a long story.

While I was still sorting out my thoughts, Wacker looked at the Queen bluntly, and asked straightforwardly in common language: "Excuse me, what is the relationship between you and my elder brother?"

"I am his master." The queen replied without hesitation.

What the hell am I talking about this bitch?I clearly didn't recognize it, okay? !

But following her words, the air suddenly became silent, not only Wacker, but even the surrounding villagers suddenly fell silent.

"Brother..." After a long time, Wacker turned his head little by little and looked over in a daze, "Are you that kind of person?"

"What kind of person?" I was taken aback.

"The kind who likes to be whipped by his wife when plowing the fields..."

"no!!!"

Demon King, come out and take the blame! (5)

"But you clearly called your wife and master." Wacker stared at me blankly, with disbelief written all over his face.

"She's not my wife! She's not my master!! I beg you, don't talk nonsense!" I glanced at the queen who was standing over there who hadn't shown any emotion, and I was glad that she didn't understand. Our dialect dialogue, "She's a queen..."

"Hey brother, you still say that you are not?" Wacker clapped his hands and then spread his hands towards me, "Those big brothers who like to be whipped by their wives like to call their wives master or queen... I know this very well. !” The bastard gave me a thumbs up after finishing speaking.

You know what a fart!This queen here is the real deal!If she really caught fire, the whole valley might have to be razed to her!

"Okay, brother, don't hide it, there are not too many people like this in the tribe, it's not shameful!" Wacker raised his hand and patted my shoulder with a very understanding look, "It's okay, even if you are that kind of person, you can Forever my big brother!"

Hey, let me tell you who has a stronger hammer and let me open this idiot's head!