I'm not that kind of orc

"..." It turned out that he didn't intend to listen to my opinion at all.

But riding a dragon for training in front of the whole clan feels...it seems quite majestic.

Epilogue: The Orcs Strike Back (1)

After helping Princess Alyssa solve her problem of whether to stay or go, and incidentally solved the raid on the elf palace by chance, Princess Alyssa and I were carried back to the tribe by the queen, and brought back to Sai News that Dean will add support.

The things over there had already reached the ears of the elves stationed here through correspondence, and then quickly spread among the villagers.Although it became more and more mysterious in the process of spreading, when I came back that night, the neighbors I met and Wacker who came to visit all talked to me with admiration. The glorious deeds of myself growing wings and flying to the sky with a sword and dragon slaying made me have to explain it to everyone I met.

But soon, I had new troubles.Two days later, with the arrival of Saidian's first reinforcements, several maids from the Elven Palace found my house.

"We were sent by His Majesty to monitor you." After seeing me, the leading maid explained to me straight to the point, "In the next period of time, we will monitor you and Your Highness here in secret. The situation of getting along with each other and report to His Majesty regularly, I hope you can cooperate."

"Oh..." I felt that I really couldn't put on a good face to these long ears that threatened me.

"Then, next, please allow us to check your residence." After she finished speaking, she led the other maids into my tent house.

"Hey, what are you doing!?" I was taken aback by their actions.

Why did you search the house without authorization?

But these guys entered my room on their own and spread out to check around. The one in the lead lifted the curtain around the middle and saw the empress sleeping soundly in the golden coffin on the other side of the room. .

"...What's going on here?" She immediately glared over severely, "Is there still a woman left in your family?"

"Uh, to be precise, she forcibly occupied my house to live in." I explained.

But this guy obviously didn't listen, he took out a small notebook and started to memorize it, muttering softly while memorizing: "Illegal cohabitation...Illegal life style..."

"Wait for me! Didn't I explain everything?" I was stunned by the unreasonableness of these guys.

"In short, from now on, I will pay close attention to your words and deeds here. If I find out that you have any too intimate behavior with His Highness...you should know the consequences."

This is clearly the tribe I belong to, but I suddenly had the feeling that I was still a prisoner of war in Saidi'an.

"An overly intimate manner, like?" I asked tentatively.

"Try to avoid communicating with His Highness and breathing air in the same space." The maid said blankly.

"Doesn't that mean you can't even talk, or even get close? At that time, your queen didn't say that you want to do this!" I was dumbfounded.

"This is based on our own judgment, and everything is to ensure the safety of His Highness." The leading maid raised her head and replied expressionlessly.

What the hell is this one-size-fits-all approach to law enforcement? That queen is already too much, and these bastards will go even further on that basis...

From that day on, I really found that no matter whether I was at home or going out, there would be a female elf nearby watching in the dark, and sometimes I would find that they would occasionally take out a notebook to write down some unknown things.

Thanks to them, I had to avoid Princess Alisa as much as possible for the next two days, and I had to take the initiative to take a detour when I saw it from a distance. Occasionally, she came over to greet me——

"Student Bullock, I made some snacks, let's eat together!" She appeared in front of my door with a food basket.

"Sorry, unfortunately I have to go out now."

"Hey?"

……

"Student Bullock, I'm going to buy some fabrics, can you lead me to a store here?" She came over to invite him a day later.

"I have something to do, let me draw you a map."

"Hey?"

——I also had to find an excuse to deal with it like this.

Every time I prevaricate, Princess Alisa will show a somewhat lonely expression.

Then on the third day, there was a knock on the door of my house. When I opened the door, I saw Angelica standing outside holding a cloth bag: "Brock."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

She looked like she was looking for me on a special trip.

"Eat, eat and watch this." She stuffed me with the cloth bag in her hand.

I opened it and found it was a small piece of cake.

I didn't think much of it, I just stuffed it in my mouth.

The salty and bitter taste spread in my mouth unexpectedly, I immediately wrinkled my face, and hurried into the room to fill a glass of water.

After recovering, I wiped my mouth and came out: "You girl... are you trying to trick me on purpose?"

"This is what Alisa made today." Angelica replied blankly.

"Huh?" I was stunned.

This kind of cake that makes people want to cut their tongues is made by Princess Alyssa. How is it possible?

"She reversed the salt and sugar." Angelica said lightly, "I heard that her mother has allowed her to stay by herself, but she has been very depressed recently, and she is not in the mood to do things, Brock , do you have any idea?"

"..." I was at a loss for words.

"I saw you deliberately avoiding her yesterday." Angelica tilted her head, "I asked if she was related to you, and she said no, but I saw that she was lying."

"...It's my fault." After a moment of silence, I lowered my gaze and admitted honestly.

"I would be sad if I was avoided by Bullock. Bullock, obviously shouldn't do such a sad thing." Angelica looked up at my face.

My heart trembled when she said it, and a burst of shame welled up.

That's right, I didn't even realize how rude it would be to Princess Alisa if I deliberately kept a distance from Princess Alisa for no reason.

"You're right." I couldn't help but smiled wryly, and raised my hand to touch her head, "I probably got my head caught by the door in the past two days, and I will apologize to her properly."

That's right, the Elf Queen's opinion and Princess Alisa's mood are more important to me, so I don't need to think about it at all.

I don't even know that queen well, why should I care what she thinks!Although it was out of concern for her daughter, her actions in this way were overkill.

As for their threats to me, although it is impossible to ignore them, since they have returned to my territory now, it is not impossible to find a way to deal with them...

I looked around and noticed the elf maid who was hiding on the edge of the tent not far away and watching my door.

I decided, let's pay them back a little bit of flair, and start by dealing with these dog legs.

I quickly had an idea.

Epilogue: The Orcs Strike Back (2)

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I went to the team's training camp that day and found a guy.

"Brother, are you looking for me?" Wacker greeted me loudly.

"Yeah, I heard from the chief that you took over my captaincy right." I patted him on the shoulder and greeted him.

After I was tied up to Saidian, several months passed, and the tribe once thought that I was killed in battle. Wake, who was my vice-captain, took over a lot of my work.

"Hey, brother, are you going to return to the team now? Hey, this is not good, I was promoted not long ago." Wacker and I have a strong relationship, so if you have any ideas, you can directly tell me, "And brother, you have done so much now. The meritorious deeds, there should be a higher position to do it, right?"

"No, I heard that you did a good job after taking over from me, and I'm also very happy. I just came to confirm whether the police patrol in the area of ​​the tribe I was in charge of before is also under your control?" I asked carefully .

"Yes."

"Then your eldest brother, I have encountered some troubles. Now, as a resident, I need you, the security patrol officer, to help me solve the problem." I said solemnly.

"Hey? Brother, your stuff was stolen?"

I shook my head: "It's not that things were stolen, but that your elder brother and I were entangled by a group of people recently."

"Really? Someone dares to trouble you, big brother?" Hearing this, the guy immediately picked up an ax from nowhere and held his ax in his hand. How many pieces should I chop him up?"

I quickly waved my hand: "Don't be so exaggerated, it's not a serious matter, you can go through the normal process. That's it, haven't there been a group of reinforcements from Saidian recently? There are a group of female elves in the middle, They... stalked and harassed me in turn, and when I ran out of the house, people followed me, it was really annoying."

"Have long ears taken a fancy to you, big brother again!?" Wacker's eyes widened.

"What the hell? What is another?" I frowned slightly.

"Recently, there is a knight with a team at Long Ears looking around for people you know to find out about your preferences..."

The female knight leading the team... Miria, what is that pervert planning?

I became a little alert and asked, "Did she find you and ask?"

"Well, she asked my elder brother which part of a woman you pay more attention to." Wacker answered honestly.

I immediately rolled my eyes in my heart, and then asked, "How did you answer?"

"chest……"

I immediately kicked the guy's calf: "Damn! I never told you this kind of thing, are you sure I like that part?"

"But brother, I found out before that you are particularly obsessed with your chest muscles when you exercise..." Wacker whispered.

I kicked him again: "Then his mother is totally different, okay!? How did you get involved with me? And don't tell her anything when that guy comes out to spy on you in the future!"

Damn, what is that pervert going to do after hearing this kind of thing... No, no, the focus now is not her business.

"Forget it, let's talk about the harassment I'm having now." I hurriedly brought the topic back.

"Brother, why don't you just drive them away?" Wacker looked at me suspiciously.

I made a distressed look: "Well, they said that if I kicked them out, they would join forces and falsely accuse me of sexually harassing them. They have a very hard backing at Saidian's side."

This sentence is really true.

"Is it so black!?" Wacker set up the ax in his hand again, and said eagerly, "Tell me, brother, how many pieces should you chop?"

Has this guy switched to selling ribs...

"Don't be so impulsive! The opponent hasn't done it so seriously yet, and we can't do it too much. After all, it's an extraordinary period recently. Our tribe just formed an alliance with Saidian, so we can't get too stiff with that side, right... "I put my hand on his shoulder persuasively.

"Then what do you mean?"

"Catch them and criticize and educate them for an hour or two. You can lead a patrol to search around me. If you see any long-eared people following me suspiciously, arrest them. Come and catch them one by one. When they come back, they will commit another crime." Just arrest them again! Keep educating them until they dare not commit the crime again!"

"...Criticizing education alone is enough? They are so obsessed with you that they threaten you." Wake glanced over with a slight frown.

"It's the most important thing! You listen to me. When the time comes, you can catch her, let her sit, and ask a few brothers to surround her with arms folded, stare at her, and smile at her."

"Laugh!? Shouldn't we be more aggressive in educating offenders? Shouldn't I yell at them and rub their aura first?" Wacker was stunned.

"No, you can just let the brothers stare at her and smile around her. The smile should be a bit ferocious and have a bit of desire."