I'm not that kind of orc

"Yes, have desires?" Wacker didn't seem to understand.

"In short, you want to laugh so hard that they feel hairy, and it's the same when you catch her. They are most afraid of this. They ask you what you are going to do and don't answer questions. Then, you criticize and educate them, and we Read the security regulations here ten times for them, tell them not to follow others suspiciously outside, and then let them go. After you let them go, you can add it to them, saying that if they commit another crime, it will not be so simple to be caught. Be vague, anyway, don’t do anything to them.”

"Okay, since you said that, big brother..." Although Wacker didn't quite understand, he still nodded.

"Then, that's it. The patrol time is almost here. I'll leave this to you brother." I patted him on the shoulder heavily.

"Okay bro, no problem bro!" Wacker nodded emphatically.

Then I left the training camp with peace of mind and headed home.

I was halfway there when I heard movement behind me.

"What's the matter, little sister? What are you hiding here?" Wake's loud voice came directly into my ears.

"Alas!!"

When I turned around a little, I saw Wacker leading a few brothers on patrol and pulling out the elf maid who had been following me and monitoring me from behind a haystack.

"I, I, I, can't I just wander around here?" The elf maid froze when she saw so many strong male orcs surrounding her.

"Yes, yes, but someone reported to us just now that there are elves stalking the residents here in a suspicious manner. Go back and walk with us and explain the process." Wacker scratched his head and turned to the other team members. Say in a businesslike tone, "Take away!"

The other team members showed ferocious smiles as I ordered in advance. Although the smiles were quite unnatural, it was enough courage for the female elves who had an inexplicable fear of male orcs.

"Wait, what are you laughing at? What are you going to do to me?" The elf maid turned pale with fright, "I don't want—stop! Who, who come to save me!"

I silently watched as Wacker took the maid who was following me away.

Epilogue: The Orcs Strike Back (3)

Facts have proved that my method is quite effective.

For the rest of the day, those maids who followed the elf queen's instructions and ran over to watch me were captured by Vack's patrols one by one.

"Don't touch me, what are you orcs going to do to me?"

"Let go, you must want to do strange things to me, right!"

"No! No!"

……

"I've said it all, just to criticize and educate. Can't there be so many dramas? Take it away!"

Due to the performance effect of the team members led by Wacker, every maid captured by Wacker showed great panic.I believe that the next one or two hours in a closed tent, surrounded by several grinning orcs and strong men receiving criticism and education, will leave a deep impression on them.

Of course, this matter has nothing to do with me. After all, it is a fact that this group of long ears followed me and behaved suspiciously in the tribe, and they had nowhere to quibble when they were caught by the patrol.In the final analysis, I just gave some suggestions to the younger generation that can effectively conduct criticism and education. We have no violent law enforcement at all. Everyone is acting in accordance with the rules and regulations, which is very reasonable.

There were four maids who were sent to monitor me. One morning passed, and they quickly finished their rotation.

After each of them was caught by Wacker to criticize and educate them, they changed their strategy slightly.

One of the maids seemed to be like a blond idiot who knew the advanced spell of refracting light, but she hid her body and watched me.

Why would I know?

Because this guy made a mistake, she didn't notice that when we orcs patrolled the tribe for security... we brought our wargs with us.

"Ow?"

While patrolling, the Warg, who found a smell different from the orcs but couldn't see the target, kept moving towards the source of the smell.

"Hey! Don't, don't come here!"

"Hey, who's over there!?

"She's out! Quick, grab her!"

The maid who was following me was frightened by the approaching warg and interrupted her spell and started running wildly, and of course she was caught by the patrol immediately.

"Huh? Why is it you again?" Wacker frowned after catching her, "Was that just the elf's spell? Didn't I just catch you this morning and let you memorize the laws and regulations? This time you put yourself What are you planning to hide and sneak around? Forget it, take it away, it’s not that simple this time!"

The grinning patrol members picked her up and took her away. After a long time, the smiles on their faces had become much more natural—that's right, it was more and more similar to the orcs in the picture books that Roland had forced to show me before. Like it.

This will undoubtedly arouse a greater spiritual impact on these captured elf maids.

"No, please forgive me, I promise I won't do it again!!" The maid who was taken away was almost crying.

This time this guy was taken to question and criticized and educated for three hours, and then I never saw her follow.

In the process of Wacker arresting people one by one, there was a small episode.

"Brother." In the afternoon, Wake, who was patrolling around me, approached me with a complicated expression on his face.

"what happened?"

"Well... I caught a human, and she said she knew you, what should I do?" He raised his hand and gestured not far away.

I turned my head to see——

Arsena smiled awkwardly at me and waved her hand: "Ahaha, Mr. Bullock, what a coincidence."

Patrol members stood around her, looking confused, and no one dared to grab her.

"..." I couldn't help but turn dark.

I didn't expect to find a habitual criminal who followed me by the way...

This girl had only asked Mutafa to bring a team of people back to the country to report to her father what happened here, and she insisted on staying here.

"I remember that she seemed to be that princess from Helgia...but I just observed it and found that she does exactly the same thing as those long ears that follow you, secretly following you while taking a notepad , What should I do about this, big brother, do you want to criticize and educate me too?" Wacker approached me and asked in a low voice.

"...No need, she is not with those guys, and criticism and education are not useful to this idiot." I rolled my eyes and gave a long sigh, then said to the patrolmen standing on both sides of Arsena, " Do me a favor, hold her down first!"

The patrol team led by Wack was also my subordinate before, he hesitated for a moment, then raised his hand and pressed Arsena's shoulder according to my order.

Then I strode towards Althea with a sullen face.

"Eh? Eh? Mr. Bu, Mr. Bullock, what are you planning to do?" Arsena forced the corners of her mouth to hang, with cold sweat dripping from her face, "Yeah!!"

I raised my hand and flicked a brain crash on her forehead.

"I told you not to do this kind of thing again!" I finished training her, and then waved to the others, "Okay, let her go."

It is estimated that this kind of lesson will not be of much use to this girl...

The time turned to the evening, until Wack caught the maids who were in charge of monitoring me for two rounds, and everyone went to "enjoy" the criticism and education twice watched by the strong orcs. After that, for an hour and a half, I and The patrol confirmed that they were no longer around me.

They finally chose to give up their missions one by one after being caught out of the psychological shadow by the security patrol.

Well, after getting rid of these dog legs who watched me, that elf queen can no longer restrain me.

I was helpless when they threatened me in the elf palace, but unfortunately, after returning here, it is my home field.

After returning home, I applauded in my heart.

In the evening, I can freely go to Princess Alisa, and apologize for deliberately alienating her two days ago...

Just then there was a knock on my door.

I opened the door and saw Wacker standing in the doorway.

"what happened?"

"That, big brother, another elf has appeared." Wacker stammered.

"Again?" I was a little surprised by Wack's reaction. If he found those elf maids again, he would arrest them without hesitation.

Wacker didn't answer me directly, but raised his finger and pointed in one direction.

I looked over and froze on the spot.

Princess Alyssa stood not far away with a hesitant face, she opened her mouth as soon as she saw me, as if she wanted to say something, but in the end she didn’t make any sound, as if she was worried that I would close the door suddenly after saying something, The look of sincerity and fear made people feel a little distressed.

"That's...the princess of Saidian, right? We didn't dare to question her. But seeing her walking up and down your house, I think it's necessary to ask brother to come out and have a look." Wacker was beside me whispered.

Epilogue: The Orcs Strike Back (4)

I looked at Princess Alyssa, and for a moment I seemed to see myself restrained in her eyes.

Finally, I came to my senses and nudged Wack with my elbow: "She's here to find my guest, it's okay. You guys go to work now, I helped a lot today, and I'll treat my brothers to drink some other day!"

Wacker looked at me, then at her, and immediately showed a comprehension expression, and even his forehead seemed to light up: "Understood, brother, goodbye!"

After speaking, he quickly slipped away.

I just turned my head back to Princess Alisa, when suddenly I caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of my eye, and I felt something was wrong, so I turned my head and looked over again.

Then I found that Wacker and a group of brothers from the patrol team hadn't left. They were hiding behind the small warehouse next to the tent of the opposite house. The warg in the team they led also took a place.

These bastard animals... What does this posture of watching a show mean?

Immediately, my eyes widened with anger, and I glared at these bastards watching from top to bottom one by one.

The brothers who met my gaze shrank their heads back one by one with interest and turned away. In the end, only the curious wolf was still staring at me. Wake reached out to grab its ears and it remained motionless.

This warg was raised in our team, and I even fed and trained it.

I made two wolf-taming warning gestures to it, one was "go away" and the other was "if you don't obey me, I won't have dinner tonight".

The warg softened, drooped his ears, let out a "woo" from his throat, and turned his head to follow Wake.

After watching them leave, I turned my attention back to Princess Alisa.

She still stood there with a hesitant face, holding a food basket in her hand, and she still didn't seem to dare to come here.

I coughed lightly, and then said, "Your Highness, do you want to come in and have a seat?"

When Princess Alisa heard this, her timid and hesitant expression suddenly lit up.

"Okay!" She squinted her eyes and nodded with a smile, then walked over quickly.

I welcomed her into the house.

"Student Bullock, I brought tea sets and tea leaves, and I also made some cheese meringues for tea..." Princess Alisa held the dining basket to her chest, lowered her head and looked up at me cautiously, "That, You shouldn't have anything to do now, right? Can we have a cup of tea together?"

"No, there's nothing wrong!" I shook my head immediately, "Even if the sky falls at this moment, it won't affect my drinking tea, please sit down, Your Highness!"

Only then did Princess Alisa show a relieved expression.

I seated her at the table and started boiling water for tea.

"In fact, these two days, I always feel that Brock is avoiding me..." Princess Alyssa, who was sitting down, glanced at me and said clearly what she cared about, "Sure enough, it's because I've been too busy lately." .”