I'm not that kind of orc

Me: "You don't even need to kill him! Anyway, you just want to send Miria over here, that guy is a real pervert!"

……

Although the direction behind the conversation was as unnutritious as ever, the exhortations she made earlier still made sense.

I don't think it's so easy to infiltrate this iron-walled military fortress, but on the other hand, if someone has a way to take advantage of such a fortified defense, he must be a pretty skilled guy.

To be cautious, I summoned a warg beast soul to stay in the room to warn me before going to bed, and then put the battle ax by the bed within reach.

Then, I fell asleep.Consciousness sank quickly, and I always fell asleep quickly when I fell asleep.

As a result, in the middle of the night, when I was dreaming soundly, the beast soul actually let out a loud barking sound, which made me wake up suddenly and opened my eyes.

Grandma's really come to the assassin! ?

I woke up on the spot, got out of bed after touching the tomahawk, and scanned the room.

Then, with the moonlight cast from the window, I met the eyes of the succubus Vanessa who stood in the middle of the room and made a silent gesture to the warg in a panic.

"..." Vanessa's movements froze.

"..." I stood there holding the tomahawk, staring at her expressionlessly.

Only the warg barked at her vigilantly.

After two seconds...

"Hey!" She showed a smile that wanted to get away with it and knocked herself on the head.

"How dare you come here, you bloody girl!?" I rushed out and reached out to catch her.

With a look of something bad going on, Vanessa turned around and flipped out of the window, fluttered her wings and rushed to the roof, and fled without a trace in an instant.

Tsk, this girl doesn't have a long memory, probably it's useless to catch her and teach her a lesson, she will just waste her sleep time.

Stop chasing, stop chasing...

After encountering this kind of thing twice in three days, I finally lost the motivation to chase after this girl.

Sure enough, it's not realistic for assassins to sneak into the fortress.

I shook my head and went back to bed.

The next morning, I came outside the fortress.After all, I came here to help Alsena. When I have nothing else to do, I will take the initiative to undertake the patrol mission around the fortress.

Alone, I patrolled the nearby grove from the city gate.

As I was walking, I suddenly heard a urgent cry for help: "Help—please, someone help me!"

There's a woman calling for help!I immediately pricked up my ears, identified the direction of the sound source, and then rushed over there.

As the distance approached, the sound became clearer.

Then at this moment, I remembered Roland's reminder - when alone, the assassin will probably use some tricks to attract the target's attention, and then attack from behind.

In this way, now is the time when I am alone, and I am still outside the fortress. If there are assassins who really want to take my life, this time is undoubtedly the most suitable time to strike.

If you think about it carefully, all the refugees in the fortress have been sent out for resettlement recently, and there are often soldiers patrolling this small forest, and random people will be questioned and expelled. Normally, there will be no ordinary people wandering here.

Moreover, in this kind of place, dangerous beasts such as wolves, tigers and leopards should basically be wiped out by the soldiers.And things like bandits and robbers have no time to hide in this kind of place.Really... Will anyone be in danger here?

Could it be that the cry for help was actually a bait set up by the assassin?Maybe he has dug a trap right now, lying in ambush with a knife and an axe, waiting for me to be lured there?

It's better to be careful...

The more I thought about it, the more suspicious I became. I slowed down, took the battle ax in my hand, and at the same time summoned a beast soul to walk in front of me, let it detect the trap and help me guard the surroundings, and then followed it carefully approaching the source of the sound past.

Can you guys stop for a while (2)

I sneaked cautiously, around one tree trunk after another.The sound was getting closer and closer, and soon it reached the distance where the source of the sound could be seen around the last thick tree.

I hid behind the tree and looked around carefully.

No traps have been encountered yet, and no unnatural signs of ambushes have been found.

Could it be that I am overthinking?Or is the other party planning to do it at the last minute?

Just make sure...

I asked the beast soul to guard my back, took a deep breath and calmed down, then carefully poked my head out from behind the tree and looked in the direction of the sound source——

Miriah's slender figure tightly tied to the tree trunk with a thick rope came into my eyes immediately.

The moment I showed my head, I "just happened" to meet her eyes, and she seemed to have known that someone would come from this direction.

"..." I stood still and fell silent.

"Woo...um..." She moaned immediately, twisting her body in the loops of the rope, and I noticed that her clothes were a bit torn.

"Ah, it's great that you're here. I was knocked unconscious, and somehow I woke up and was bound here, come and help me!" She looked at me with wet eyes.

...Although there are still many things to complain about, one thing I have to admit is that this guy's acting skills have indeed improved.I have to say that she put in a lot of effort in playing this game today, at least she deliberately changed her voice when calling for help, so that I couldn't recognize it was her for a while.

"Hurry up and help me untie the rope. Why are you standing there without moving? Could it be that you are thinking about doing strange things to me now?" She said with a flush on her face, "Nevertheless , I can't resist anymore...Even because only you can save me now, I can only silently cooperate with all your excessive demands, and I can't even call for help..."

Well, it is indeed progress.The scene design is a little more natural than before, and the acting techniques that try to arouse other people's desires are much more sophisticated than before. It is no longer as easy as before to immerse yourself in your own fantasies and expectations and fall into a rampage that makes people discouraged. It was to lure the other party by directly entering the weak role, which effectively relieved the psychological pressure on the other party, but no matter what, it was still a bit—why the hell did I start to seriously comment on the trouble scene set up by this guy in my heart! ?Sure enough, was she pestered too many times and was poisoned?

I shook my head, turned around silently, rode on the summoned wolf beast soul, and then rode away on the wolf without looking back.

"Hey, don't go! Are you just watching me being tied up here?" Miriah shouted behind me, but I chose to ignore it.

... No matter what, the acting is still too exaggerated. Please, if you struggle seriously with your strength, let alone those ropes, even the tree behind you can be twisted. Are you trying to deceive me like this?

Sure enough, after running a few steps, I heard the sound of the rope snapping behind me, but fortunately, I had already mounted a wolf, and that guy couldn't catch up with his feet.

Really!I was worried about whether someone was really in danger and at the same time was wary of whether it was a trap. I was so nervous that my heart was raised, but in the end I made this up for me. Is this pervert a little too free recently...

Sure enough, encountering an assassin or something is still a small probability event?

……

Then, in the evening.

Arsena and I stood side by side, holding a long tube-shaped prop with lenses in it.I held this thing in front of my eyes, looked through the long tube, and found that the distant scenery became very clear.

"I really can see it more clearly. Is this an enchanted item?" I looked at this long tube item in amazement.

"No, Mr. Bullock, this is called 'telescope', and it was made by dwarf craftsmen before." Alsena explained to me with a smile on the side, "As long as you use specially polished crystal lenses to superimpose them together, you can It’s very convenient to zoom in on the distant scene, right? I’m trying it out now, and I’m going to purchase a batch to equip the scouts and sentry guards in the army.”

"It's really good." I nodded in agreement, then turned to Althea and asked her with a smile, "So, now can you explain why when I was going to take a bath in that river over there, Will it just happen to find you holding this thing facing this way?"

"Ahaha, this..." Arsena's smile froze, "It's just a coincidence."

Rewind the time to 5 minutes ago.

At that time, I was preparing to undress and take a bath by a small river near the fortress.Although there is also a bathhouse in the fortress, because my physique is much larger than that of human soldiers, the size of the facilities inside is really small for me, so I occasionally run here alone to wash in the river water.

Then at this time, I remembered Roland's reminder. Although the previous two suspected assassin attacks were proved to be false alarms, after all, I have been cautiously sailing for thousands of years. Before I took a bath, I took a closer look at my surroundings.

As a result, when I looked up and turned to a tall watchtower on the wall of the nearby fortress, I saw an unnatural reflection—a figure was holding something reflective towards this side. After I turned my gaze to that side, that guy He squatted down in a panic.

I immediately became alert, thinking that some deliberate person had sneaked into the watchtower of the fortress, so I hurriedly packed up my things, rushed back to the fortress as quickly as possible, rushed up the city wall, and rushed to the watchtower.

As a result, I blocked Arsena in the corridor of the watchtower who hadn't escaped the scene in the future.

That's right, according to the exact words she explained, she was on the top of the watchtower just now, holding a telescope to inspect the surroundings of the fortress, and the reflection at that time came from the lens of the telescope.

And the reason why I pointed the telescope at me who was taking a bath by the river was just a coincidence-although similar "coincidence events" have happened more than once in the past.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Bridget, who was left aside at this moment, was dissatisfied, pointed at my nose and asked, "Are you suspecting that His Highness is spying on you? Stop joking, how could His Highness do such a thing? Presumptuous There must be some limits, okay! Right, Your Highness?" She said and looked at Alsena for confirmation, and stood firmly for her.

As a result, Alsena looked away guiltily.

"Hey Your Highness, why did you look away? Don't keep talking!" Seeing Arsena's ulterior motive, Bridget panicked a little.

I took a deep breath from my nose, stretched out my hand and patted Arsena's head, grabbed her head and turned her face, looked down at her and warned: "Arsena, don't, there will be another time! Do you understand? ?”

"I, I see..." Alsena replied in a low voice, dripping with cold sweat, "Next time, be careful not to let Mr. Bullock find out that you are unpleasant—"

"I'm telling you not to do such stupid things again!!" I patted the head of the off-line girl.

Is it because I am oversensitive, it is really unrealistic to encounter an assassin all of a sudden...

Can you guys stop for a while (3)

That night, I went back to the cabin as usual, ready to go to bed.

I have been on guard for a whole day, but I ended up encountering farce every time. As a matter of course, my vigilance against that illusory "assassin" suddenly faded a lot.

If you think about it carefully, there is no conclusive evidence that the enemy will send an assassin. Even if an assassin is indeed sent, that guy may not be able to approach this fortified fortress... The probability of adding up is actually very small, There is really no need to be suspicious of everything.

However, before going to bed, I summoned a warg to guard the house just like yesterday.But this time, my main defense is not the assassin, but Vanessa.

That's right, instead of thinking about that assassin who doesn't know if there is one, it's better to be on guard against those succubus with a lot of "convicts". That guy has come to attack me at night quite often.Although she was only chased away yesterday, like Feilan who made her, she is a typical bad-behaved type, and no one can guarantee that she won't make trouble for two consecutive days.

After doing this, I lay flat on the bed and covered myself with a quilt, and soon fell asleep.

I'm so sleepy, I hope I can sleep well until dawn today.

...It turns out that the reality is not always as beautiful as the ideal.

"Ow!!"

In the middle of the night, I woke up again because of the howling of the warg, and reluctantly opened my eyes.

His grandma's, it's really here!That smelly girl with horns on her head, doesn't she know what is enough?

I'm not so easy to talk this time!

I was exhausted from waking up, dragged my drowsy head to get up from the bed, and immediately started looking for the girl, only to find that she was not in the room.

The beast soul was staring vigilantly in the direction outside the window.

Did you escape outside first?I immediately opened the door and rushed outside.

Then I just caught Vanessa floating outside the house with her wings outstretched.

For some reason, this girl was actually holding her usual long scythe built with magic power in her hand, her eyes were shining red, and she was staring into the distance with a ferocious look.

When she saw me leaving the house, not only did she not escape, but she hurriedly rushed over: "It's not good, my dear! There's a thief trying to break into your room in the middle of the night!"

"Well, yes." I stared at her with a calm tone.

"Fortunately, I found out in time! Just now I had a fight with her and drove her away, so don't thank me." She raised her scythe and smiled at me like asking for credit.