Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Of course I can't see it!

You didn't read anything!

Of course, you didn't see the questions you would do.

Hahahaha...

Jia Wen couldn't stop laughing.

But I have to say that this sentence is suddenly different in other people's ears.

"Oh my god...the stick is so powerful, there are no questions that you can't do at 0.1..."

"Hiss... It seems that He Yuzhu is still the best. Tutoring Banggen's homework for half a semester is effective!"

"Can I score [-]% this time?"

"There is nothing you can't do, and you will definitely get [-] points in the test!"

There was a lot of discussion.

Stick stem is also addicted to it.

Jia Zhang is even more happy.

"Hahaha... My good grandson scored [-] points in the exam..."

"Jia Wen didn't get [-] points in the test this time, but my good grandson got [-] points in the test... My good grandson is still smart!"

"My dear grandson, let's go, grandma will steam an egg for you!"

"This is the egg your mother bought for the Chinese New Year. Grandma will give you a Chinese New Year first..."

As soon as he heard that there were eggs to eat, Bang Jiao was overjoyed and said, "I want to eat ten!"

Jia Zhang: ……….

Chapter 116 (2 more) Stickman's coquettish operation: Stealing a certificate

It is impossible for Jiazhang to boil ten eggs for Banggen.

She cooked one.

The stick snarled and peeled the egg, and then sat on the threshold of his house with the egg, sticking out his tongue to lick the egg.

It's hard to eat an egg once, but I'm not willing to eat it.

It's interesting to enjoy slowly.

"Mmm...the eggs are delicious!"

Whenever a person passes by the middle courtyard, the stick will show off so that others can see him eating eggs.

"Why are these eggs so delicious?"

"Jia Wen, do you think eggs are delicious?"

Sticky looked at Jia Wen with a smile, hoping to see some desire or even greed in Jia Wen's eyes, but Jia Wen gave him an idiot look.

"Guoguo...do you want to eat eggs?" Seeing that Jia Wen didn't dump him, Bang Gan looked at Guoguo again.

Guoguo shook her head and said, "No, boiled eggs are not tasty. I like eggs fried with scallions. I can't even eat boiled eggs!"

This sentence hit Bang Giao deeply.

Although he wanted to show off on purpose for a while, the stick couldn't help the glutton in his heart. He devoured the eggs in three to fifteen minutes.

"Oh... the eggs are really delicious, but it's a pity they're gone..."

"Grandma, I still want to eat eggs..."

"not good……"

Before Mrs. Jia Zhang could speak, Bang Geng suddenly felt twitching in his stomach.

"Ah..." he yelled, then bowed and curled up at the door, and then there was a loud noise, and the middle courtyard of the courtyard suddenly smelled like a stench.

"Grandma... I'm pooping my pants again... woo woo woo..."

The stick stem cried.

That's right!

I ate too much croton in the morning, and I had to clean up my stomach all morning before I could leave school.

At this moment, I just ate an egg, and naturally started to pull again.

What came out was still an egg.

But it stinks.

"You son of a bitch!" Jia Zhang cursed angrily, "I've ruined both of your cotton trousers!"

In this day and age, it is not bad for an ordinary child to have a pair of new cotton trousers, and to have two sticks is the best of the best.

On the one hand, it is poor!

The second is because I can't do it.

Now it's all right, the two cotton trousers of the stick are pulled up, what should I do?

I had to take off my cotton trousers, wash and go to bed to keep warm.

But not long after, I heard the stick shouting loudly: "Grandma... grandma... I'm on the bed again..."

amount……

Jia Wen touched his forehead: This croton is indeed a bit too much.

quickly!

In the evening, the adults all returned home from working in the factory.

Li Qin was the first to arrive at the compound on a bicycle.

Qin Huairu followed closely.

"BangGeng...BangGeng...how did you do in the exam?" Qin Huairu ran into the room in a panic before seeing the person with BangGeng.

Before the stick could speak, Jia Zhang shouted loudly: "Okay...Qin Huairu, you really gave birth to a smart son. Our child scored [-] points in the test this time, and all the questions are all the same. all?"

"Even Jia Wen didn't get a hundred in the exam, our sticks will definitely be No.1 this time!"

"what?"

Qin Huairu said: "I know it...it's great, great, I heard that the teacher will give out certificates during the Chinese New Year, and you will also give out certificates?"

Stick nodded: "Yes, the teacher said, the top ten will have a certificate!"

"Great!" Qin Huairu said: "When you get the certificate later, mom will hang it for you on the most conspicuous place on the wall of the main room, so that the neighbors can come and see!"

"Mom will boil you some more eggs to celebrate!"

"No!" Stick said stubbornly: "I don't eat boiled eggs. Guoguo said that eggs fried with green onions are delicious. I want to eat eggs fried with green onions..."

"All right, all right!" Qin Huairu felt a pain in her heart: scrambled eggs with green onions, it takes a lot of oil.

……

Tuesday afternoon, test papers!

The students dressed neatly one by one and went to school.

Not long after entering the class, Qiu Sijun, who was at the same table, asked Bang Geng: "Bang Geng...why is there a hole in your cotton trousers?"

Everyone looked at the stick.

That's right!

There is a big hole in the buttocks of the cotton trousers, it looks like it has been burned.

Stick said: "My grandma baked cotton trousers for me after finishing it, it burned a hole!"

Jia Wen understood in seconds: Yesterday this guy’s cotton trousers were all wet, and he definitely won’t be able to dry them today. In order to make the cotton trousers dry as soon as possible, without delaying the stick to wear today, Jia Zhang took the cotton trousers and put them on the briquette stove After baking for most of the night, a big hole was accidentally baked out.

"The teacher is here..."

A student yelled.

Then Teacher Ran entered the classroom with a large stack of test papers.

"The test papers are handed out!"

Teacher Ran smiled and said, "The second-grade test papers will be handed out first, and the first-grade test papers will be handed out later!"

Chinese and math test papers were sent out.

Jia Wen looked at his grades: Hmm...not bad!

double hundred.

That's right, it's double hundred again!

Taking a peek at Guoguo's test paper: Double hundred!

Good guy, my sister is so awesome, this time I got double hundred in Chinese and math.

Yi Qiaoqiao next to him was a little unhappy.

Jia Wen also saw her grades. Chinese was 98 points, but arithmetic was only [-] points, which was two points short of full marks.

"Woooooooooooo..." Yi Qiaoqiao even cried.

Stick stem turned around and asked: Yi Qiao Qiao, why are you crying?

Yi Qiaoqiao said: "I didn't get 98 points in the test, but I got [-]!"

Stick said: "Then why are you crying? I even got two zeros in the test. It's all right..."

I have to say that the 520 ways of comforting people with stick stems are quite special, and the key is that they still work.

Yi Qiaoqiao burst into laughter immediately.

I got two zeros in the test.