Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Hahaha……

"Students, be quiet..." Ran Qiuye shook the stack of certificates in his hand and said, "Now we are going to give out certificates. In order to commend the top ten students in this class exam, we have decided to give out certificates!"

"After the award certificate is issued, you can go home and take a big annual leave. After the new year is over, school will start on the eighteenth day of the first month!"

"it is good!"

Hearing that it was going to be a holiday, the children danced happily one by one.

"No.1 tie: Jia Wen, come up to receive the award!"

"No.1 tied, Jia Guoguo, Guoguo, your certificate!"

"No.3: Ijojo, a certificate for you!"

"No.4: Chu Wenjie..."

After No.4, although the rankings are next to each other, the scores are much worse.

The top three are all 4, or close to [-], but when it comes to No.[-], they are basically in the [-]s.

The top ten certificates will be sent out soon.

Of course, there can be no such thing as sticks.

The stick stem is the bottom No.1.

But... without a certificate, I can't eat scrambled eggs with green onions.

How to do it?

Sticking his gaze, he looked at Qiu Sijun's certificate of merit at the same table: Hey... can't I just steal the certificate of Sijun's award? .

Chapter 117 (3 more) Compared to my good grandson, what are you guys?

Although the soul in his bones is an adult, Jia Wen was still a little excited when he saw the red award certificate.

There are two large black characters on it: Certificate of Merit!

The following is the text written by the principal himself, and it is in regular script: Jia Wen won No.1 in the first-grade examination evaluation in the first semester of the [-]-[-] school year!

This is especially the case for encouragement.

[No.1] Three characters, written in a particularly large size.

Excited!

It's an honor.

It doesn't make much sense, but I can't help being excited.

I never won No.1 in my previous life!

Then look at Guoguo's certificate, it is exactly the same, it is also No.1, but the name is different!

"Okay, students!" Ran Qiuye said: "This semester has come to a successful conclusion. Please take your schoolbags and leave the school in an orderly manner. The school gate will be closed at night!"

"Don't forget, NO.18 of the first month, school officially starts!"

"it is good!"

rumbling...

The students walked out of the classroom like flowing water.

But the stick followed closely behind Qiu Sijun.

"Fourth Army!" Stick said with a smile, "Shall I carry your schoolbag for you?"

It is quite difficult to steal Qiu Sijun's certificate of merit.

After all, the certificate of merit is in the schoolbag.

But for the Saint Stealing Stick who once passed through the Sword of Zhu Xian, the master of Tongtian, all this seems too simple.

"No need!" Qiu Sijun said: "I can carry it on my own!"

"Then do you want to go to the toilet?" Sticky came again: "School will be over soon, and if you want to pee, but you can't find a place, and you haven't reached home, do you pee in front of the eldest daughter and the younger daughter-in-law? Woolen cloth?"

"You just pissed in front of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law!" Qiu Sijun said: "I don't know how to do it...but stick, you help me look at the schoolbag first, I'll go to the toilet or not!"

Qiu Sijun was really not at ease about his [Urine Control], so he gave his schoolbag to Bang Geng and went to the toilet by himself.

It's not easy for him to pee with a schoolbag.

Bang Geng smiled. After seeing Qiu Sijun enter the toilet, he opened Qiu Sijun's schoolbag, stole the certificate inside, and put it in his schoolbag.

……

Everyone is very happy today.

Jia Wen was riding a bicycle, not only carrying Guoguo, but also two children from the warehouse and the bank.

The two brothers and sisters tied for first place.

But unexpectedly, the warehouse and the bank also entered the top ten.

The warehouse is seventh, and Zhou Bank is ninth!

All good grades.

But... the score is far from Jia Wen's [-] points, and the average score of the two of them is less than [-].

But in this way, the two little friends are also very happy.

laugh……

Jia Wen's car broke into the courtyard.

The old women who had been waiting here for a long time jumped up as if they exploded.

"I'm back... I'm back...`..."

"The kids are back!"

"Bank, how did you do in the exam?"

"Warehouse... How many points, let me see your report card!"

Aunt Zhou, Aunt Tang and other women surrounded Jia Wen's car, and Jia Wen smiled wryly on his forehead.

"Jia Wen, how many points did you score in the test? I heard that you didn't get [-] points in the test this time?"

"That's right...Grandma Jia said that you must not get [-]% in the exam!"

Jia Wen looked at Jia Zhang.

There was a gloating smile on Jia Zhang's face.

You said it yourself, you won't get [-] points in the test.

result……

Jia Wen took out his certificate of merit from his schoolbag: "Look... this is my certificate of merit!"

But none of the old women in the compound can read.

"Hey!"

Zhou Bank said: "Let me say it, this time Jia Wen's Chinese and arithmetic are all [-]%..."

"Guoguo's Chinese and arithmetic are also [-] points, double hundred points!"

"Both of them are double hundred, and they are tied for No.1 in our class..."

brush!

In an instant, Jia Zhang's complexion turned dark: these two damned children actually scored 1 points in the test again, and they are still tied for No.[-]?

This……

Bad, my grandson can't take the No.1 exam.

"Mom... I also got the certificate, I'm No.7, look!" Tang Kuang happily handed the test paper to Aunt Tang: "You promised me, you want to give me boiled eggs to eat?"

Aunt Tang accepted the certificate with a smile: "Great, my son's certificate, you are No.7, not bad... Mom will boil eggs for you!"

Zhou Bank also took out his own certificate: "Mom, you said you boiled ten eggs for me!"

"Fart!" Aunt Zhou smiled, but said the most cruel words: "You look like eggs, do you still want to eat eggs? Get lost..."

puff……

Jia Wen vomits blood: At this time, there is really no reason for parents to turn against each other.

"It's great!" Seeing that all the children in the yard had won awards, Jia Zhang's face became more and more grim: Where is my grandson?

At this moment, Bang Geng ran in wearing cotton trousers with a hole in them.

"．〃Bang Terrier...my grandson!"

Jia Zhang breathed a sigh of relief: "How did you do in the exam? Tell grandma quickly, did you get [-] points in the exam?"

"No!" Bang Geng looked at the people around him timidly, and said, "I didn't pass the [-] exam..."

Jia Zhang's anger was half vented: it seems that he is not as good as Jia Wen and Guo Guo.

"Then... have you received a certificate?"

"Yeah..." Stick nodded and said, "Grandma, I have a certificate, let's go... let's go home and talk about it!"

"What are you talking about when you go home?" Jia Zhang said with a smile: "It's here, but they should also look at it, my grandson's certificate!"

Stick carefully took out a folded certificate from his schoolbag, and said, "Look, grandma...this is my certificate, I got No.6 in the exam..."

shuh...

Everyone looked at the stick.

shit...

No. 6!

so tall?