Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

On the same day, Li Qin took her children to a school only a few hundred meters away from the courtyard: Hongxing Road Primary School.

This school is also in the Hongxing Road community and is the only primary school in the community.

Thousands of children from the entire community attend classes here.

And Yan Bugui, the third uncle in the courtyard, also teaches in this school, teaching Chinese.

The Hongxing Road community is not small, and there are more than a dozen compounds under its jurisdiction. Which compound does not have dozens of people?

And in addition to the large courtyard, there are many small courtyards.

So there are quite a few children who signed up this time, a total of fifty or sixty.

Jia Wen and Stick are listed.

And because they set off at the same time, when waiting in line, the two of them were still lined up together. Qin Huairu led his son Banggen in front, and Jia Wen and Li Qin lined up behind Qin Huairu.

After that, there are also two children in his compound.

At the front of the line is a desk, placed in the shadow of the sycamore tree, behind three or four teachers, some are in charge of recording names, some are in charge of talking to parents, some are in charge of asking children, and some are in charge of collecting money.

That's right!

In this day and age, schooling is not compulsory.

It is for money.

But the money is not much, about one yuan and twenty cents a semester.

"What's your name?" Finally it was Qin Huairu's turn. The teacher looked at her and asked gently.

Qin Huairu said: "Qinhuairu, Qinhuai of the Qinhuai River, and then the hard-working Ru..."

The female teacher, who was about forty years old, nodded and said, "This name is quite educated."

She recorded while talking, and then said: "It's just a little boy, why did he take the name of a little girl?"

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded immediately, and said, "No, when I said it, my name was Qin Huairu, and my son's name was Jia Geng!"

"Pfft..." The teacher's face darkened, and he said, "Isn't this nonsense? Are you here to sign up or your son?"

Qin Huairu blushed with shame.

Then the teacher rewrote Jia Geng's name.

"Little friend, what's your name?" the female teacher asked Jia Wen.

Jia Wen said: "Hi, teacher. My name is Jia Wen. It's just that Jia Jiong's Jia. Wen is a literate one!"

"Yeah!" the teacher said, "That's right, I hope you can become a literate person too, go there and the teacher will do a simple test..."

Li Qin and Jia Wen came to the side, still lining up behind Qin Huairu.

Jia Wen didn't know what the purpose of the test was.

But the test questions are very simple, that is, a teacher asks some routine questions.

"Little friend..." It was a male teacher who asked the question. The male teacher stretched out two fingers and said, "Do you know what it is?"

"This is two!" A little girl in front said with a crisp voice.

"That's right!" the teacher said, "Let me ask you, how many legs does a sheep have?"

The little girl said: "A sheep has four legs!"

"Okay, not bad!" The teacher said: "Go, pay the fee, and just enroll normally!"

After the little girl, it's the stick's turn.

Qin Huairu asked a little nervously: "Teacher, what does this test mean? Does it mean that if you pass the test, you will not be admitted?"

"No!" The male teacher's attitude is still acceptable. He smiled and said, "Parents, don't be nervous. We mainly check whether the child is normal. It doesn't have to be the correct answer. It is enough for the child to be articulate and quick thinking!"

To put it bluntly, the school is doing a screening: to prevent sand sculptures from coming to school.

Fools and those with insufficient IQ will definitely not be admitted.

There are also some people who are dumb and deaf, and they will go to special schools, and they will definitely not go to normal elementary schools.

"Come on... kid, the teacher will test you!"

The male teacher looked at the stick and showed a kind smile. He stretched out three fingers and asked the stick: "My child... look at the teacher's hand, what do you see?"

Normal children definitely answer: three!

But sticky stems don't.

Stick touched his ears and said, "I saw fingers!"

puff……

Puff puff……

The surrounding parents, as well as several teachers who were working, burst out laughing.

special!

Can you still meet such a child?

Qin Huairu became angry from embarrassment, and slapped the stick on the head: "That's three!"

The stick nodded.

The teacher said: "Parents, don't worry, the child should be fine!"

"Come on, kid, let me ask you another question!" The teacher broke the rules and asked the second question: "Now, for example, you have an egg, and I give you another egg, what will happen?"

Normal children will definitely say: I have two eggs.

But sticky stems don't.

Stick said: "I'll let us cook them for me, and then eat them!"

puff……

puff puff puff...

There was another sound of spraying water all around.

The two sticky questions made everyone laugh, and Qin Huairu's expression was extremely embarrassing.

Chapter 043: Qin Huairu opens mocking mode!

Chapter 043: Qin Huairu opens mocking mode!

"You damn child, you know how to eat, you know how to eat..."

"I'll beat you to death!"

Qin Huairu symbolically twitched the stick's head twice.

The teacher quickly stopped him and said, "Don't, don't, don't hit..."

The male teacher said: "We are just doing a test. Not all children can answer these simple questions. Some children have learned it and some have not. It doesn't matter!"

"Your children are fine, they speak clearly, and their thinking is very...cough coughcough...very peculiar, go, go over there and pay the money!"

Qin Huairu was overjoyed immediately, and said, "Teacher, what do you mean, my child passed the test?"

She thought that the stick would not be registered!

The teacher said: "Of course I passed!"

"Well... this kid is actually very smart!"

Of course, the last sentence, the teacher comforted Qin Huairu out of the politeness and decency of an intellectual.

But Qin Huairu became elated when he heard it.

My son is smart!

My son is very smart!

Well, I must study well in the future!

While paying the money, she also looked towards Jia Wen.

Now it's Jia Wen's turn to test.

Don't look at Li Qin's smile during the stick test just now, but when it was his son's turn, Li Qin was still very nervous!

"Hello teacher!" Jia Wen bowed slightly to the teacher.

"Not bad!" The male teacher said: "Hello, very polite child... come here... the teacher asks you a simple question!"

"Tell the teacher, how many legs does a grasshopper have?"

call……

Hearing this question, Li Qin breathed a sigh of relief.

No one knows how many legs a grasshopper has.

Don't children catch grasshoppers every day?

You must know that the courtyard house they live in is not the city center, and there are many wastelands around it. In summer and autumn, many children play with grasshoppers.

It can be said that for an ordinary child, this is a simple question.

It has more legs than a sheep, which is about the same.

There are very few people present who don't know.

But...but!

Jia Wen was embarrassed: he didn't know.

That's right, he really didn't know!

In his previous life, he never had the chance to play with locusts, let alone pay attention to how many legs locusts can have.

Ok……

Definitely not four legs.