Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Just take a guess.

Jia Wen thought for a while and said, "Eight legs?"

Li Qin's face was dark at that time.

"Puff...hahahaha^" Qin Huairu laughed unscrupulously next to him: "I don't even know how many legs a grasshopper has, but eight legs, hahaha... This is the first time I've heard of an eight-legged grasshopper!"

Jia Wen's face darkened: Wrong answer?

"Eh..." He quickly corrected it, and said, "That's six legs, report to the teacher, this question is a dead corner of my knowledge, I really don't know!"

Originally, the teacher wanted to laugh.

But as soon as Jia Wen said these words, the male teacher on the opposite side couldn't laugh anymore.

sizzle...

As an intellectual, he even gasped twice.

shit...

These are the words of a child.

This reaction!

This speed!

This unhurried demeanor.

And the four words [knowledge dead ends], how aptly used.

But apart from male teachers, few people noticed this.

"Then let me ask you another question!" The male teacher said with a smile: "Little friend, what question do you think I should ask you?"

This question was thrown to Jia Wen.

Jia Wen smiled bitterly: "Teacher, you should ask me a more difficult one!"

The common sense of ordinary children, I really may not know it.

One more wrong question would be embarrassing.

"Okay!" The teacher nodded and said, "Then let me ask you, do you know your height?"

This question seems simple, but in fact, in the eyes of children before entering school, it is a difficult question.

Because children who have not studied before rarely understand the unit of length.

Jia Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I haven't measured it, but it should be between 1.3 meters and 1.3 meters five!"

"That's right!" The male teacher smiled and said, "You know such a difficult question, after you pass it... go and pay the fee!"

"By the way, kid, what's your name?"

"Jia Wen!"

"Okay, not bad Jia Wen!"

Li Qin breathed a sigh of relief, and paid one yuan and twenty cents to the last teacher.

No one knew the last teacher who collected the money.

But Jia Wen knew: Ran Qiuye.

That's right!

This is Teacher Ran Qiuyeran.

It looks good, but it's a pity that I'm too young, otherwise I can go soak it.

"Stinky boy!"

After paying the money, Li Qin pulled Jia Wen aside and said, "I was scared to death, I thought you wouldn't be able to pass the test... You said you kid, why don't you even know the legs of a grasshopper? of!"

Jia Wen stuck out his tongue.

behind!

Several teachers discussed while working.

"Hehehe... Those two kids who just passed by are really interesting!"

"One knows how to eat, and the other doesn't even know how many legs a grasshopper has!"

"I'm dying of laughter, hehehe..."

"Yes!" The male teacher narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Jia Wen, and said lightly, "There are too many ordinary children, but precocious children are like a drop in the bucket!"

There is one more sentence he didn't say: You just wait, it won't be long before the name Jia Wen will become famous on campus.

"Okay!" The male teacher stood up and said, "I still have to leave beforehand. You should ask the rest of the students, Ran Qiuye. But don't embarrass the parents. It doesn't matter whether the question is right or not, as long as the child speaks clearly, there is no obvious problem." If you have any questions, you have to accept them!"

"Understood!" Ran Qiuye stood up and said respectfully, "Principal Wu, go slowly!"

……

After signing up, Li Qin, Jia Wen and Guo Guo walked around the school again before returning to the courtyard at a leisurely pace.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, he heard Qin Huairu's exaggerated laughter coming from inside.

"Hahahaha... I laughed to death!"

"You don't even know, shame on you..."

"I feel ashamed for her. Someone said that she has eight legs... Hahaha... I'm afraid there is something wrong with this child!"

"Hey, when I go to school in the future, the teacher will definitely not like it!".

Chapter 044

Chapter 044

Qin Huairu's loud voice echoed in the courtyard.

The old girls burst into laughter one by one!

Grasshopper with eight legs?

What a joke!

Li Qin entered the courtyard with a dark face.

After seeing Li Qin, Qin Huairu closed his mouth resolutely, but the lingering sound of happiness just now remained on his face.

Li Qin said: "Hey, Qin Huairu, you can speak ill of others?"

Qin Huairu smiled, but did not answer Li Qin.

But the expression on his face said it all: What happened when I said bad things about you?

what can you do with me

Come and bite me!

"What kind of bad talk is this?" Jia Zhang interjected: "Your son is an idiot, he doesn't even know that a grasshopper has six legs, but my good grandson is amazing. The teacher praised me and said that my good grandson is smart!"

"Just wait!" Mrs. Jia Zhang said fiercely: "When my grandson goes to school, he will definitely study well, and he will be successful in studying in the future. Your son will be illiterate from now on!"

Li Qin was so angry that her lungs were about to explode this time.

Said she could, said her son, she felt distressed.

"Okay, okay!" Aunt Yi also helped out: "Li Qin, don't be angry, children are like this, and Qin Huairu didn't speak ill of your family, just stating the facts!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Qin Huairu followed suit, "I'm just stating a fact, am I wrong? Your son doesn't know how many legs a grasshopper has, and several people in our courtyard can testify!"

Li Qin had nothing to say this time.

Yes, it is true.

But Jia Wen smiled and said, "Qin Huairu, it's not bad to state the facts, is it?"

"Yes!" Qin Huairu nodded.

Jia Wen smiled and said, "That's fine, I'll also state the facts, you guys listen!"

Qin Huairu suddenly had a bad feeling.

shuh...

Everyone in the courtyard also looked at Jia Wen.

Jia Wen took a deep breath, and said lightly: "The facts I stated are: the stick looks a lot like a grandpa..."

"Mom, let's go!" After speaking, Jia Wen pulled Li Qin away.

Behind, Qin Huairu and Aunt Yi are about to explode.

Not only Auntie Yi and Qin Huairu, but today is Sunday or summer vacation.

The whole compound is there!

Uncle One, Uncle Two and Uncle Three are playing chess under the locust tree, while Jia Dongxu is still watching the game.

The two have long since reconciled.

But Jia Wen's words once again completely untied the scars of the two families.

And what made Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu vomit blood was that Jia Wen was a vicious kid who actually pointed the finger at Bang Geng.This made Jia Dongxu feel uncomfortable all over: Is it true... Does the stick really look like a grandpa?

It's okay not to look.

When they looked at it, they found that the hair was a bit similar!

"Qin Huairu...I'll beat you to death!" Jia Dongxu became violent at that time, and came to Qin Huairu's side in three steps, stretched out his hand and slapped Qin Huairu's face with a big ear.

"Clap clap clap..."

Uncle Yi's face was dark, he wanted to get up and leave to go back to the house, but was blocked by Mrs. Jia Zhang: "Well, you Yi Zhonghai, you actually...don't leave, if you don't make it clear today, don't leave for anyone!"

Qin Huairu regretted it: What the hell am I talking about Jia Wen doing?

It's all right now, what the hell, the old lady's mouth is bleeding from the beating.