Me, Ultra Cub!Light of the Earth!

"Little Reza..."

The first-generation Big Brother, who had been silent for a long time, spoke out, with an inexplicably tired tone full of incomparable affirmation——

"Whether that plan is carried out or not, you will definitely be beaten to death by Zofinisan..."

Lei Xu: ...

(?_?)

To tell you the truth, in fact, the Cubs of Light also expected it...

23 because I want to.

"Today, the fourth day."

The extremely piercing and flat male voice passed by his ears, Zhang Wei lay on the bed and didn't even want to lift his eyelids.

The old man never had any good words to say, and he clocked in on time every day.

Obviously enjoying his own glory, he turned around and used the picture to deceive the eight-year-old girl all day long, and to deceive the 80-year-old lady's mouth, and put this yin and yang strangeness on the front and back.

"Old man Zhang, I'm warning you."

Zhang Wei turned over on the bed with his eyes closed:

"Don't make me get out of bed and fan you!"

Zhang Yi: ...

Zhang Wei really did not lie about this——

Xu is the special care of Lei's father and Lei's mother. The TPC scientific research department and Alchemy Star have conquered the first generation of human body adjustment technology.

There is no certain curative effect of prolonging life for many years, the effect varies from person to person, and sudden death may still occur if there is any serious illness.

However, the effects of strengthening the body, rejuvenating the elderly and prolonging the peak time are still there.

Before crossing over here, GDI has already started to promote internally, and the plan timetable for popularizing all mankind is also slowly advancing along with the production of equipment.

Zhang Wei, who was the head of GDI at the time, was naturally the first batch of beneficiaries.

The only fly in the ointment is that that old bastard is also f***ing...

Hey boy, where are you...

Zhang Wei was tired.

It's been more than three days, and Lei Xu hasn't come to him yet. After all...

"According to Mendel's Law of Inheritance." The flat male voice suddenly faltered.

Zhang Wei:? ? ?

"The DNA-STR sequence analysis results are as follows——

The sample submitted for inspection under the registered name Zhang Wei was identified as father-son and mother-son relationship with the DNA samples registered under the names Zhang Yi and Qin Qin respectively..."

"Call Dad!"

Zhang Yi looked at the little B boy on the bed expressionlessly, and repeated:

"Call Dad!"

Zhang Wei: ...

(▼ヘ▼#)

"stand up."

Boy B on the bed was not pleasing to the eye no matter what, Zhang Yi suppressed the anger in his heart:

"Call Dad!"

"It's Nima!"

Zhang Wei jumped up from the bed angrily, raised his fist and smashed it, quickly caught the fist that B boy swung over, Zhang Yi looked at the 'son' in disbelief——

He from another universe actually gave birth to such a rebellious son! ?

A backhand slap...not slapped.

The two looked at each other, and at the same time, they caught the burning anger in each other's eyes.

Neither of them noticed the crimson rainbow radiance faintly revealing from the ceiling.

In the next second, two 'father and son' whose ages were nearly opposite were wrestling together.

"The following offense, son beats father, how did I give birth to such a bastard like you!"

Zhang Yi sprayed B's face full of spitting stars:

"You don't want to be born in this life, you dog!"

"You want to be someone else's father just by taking a report, you old bastard is still as shameless as before!

Shameless old and unrefined, my mother and you are a waste! "

Not to be outdone, Zhang Wei countered:

"You old thing wait for me, you dare to touch my mother in this universe and I'll kill you..."

Lei Xu: ...

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The Cub of Light finally understood how Zhang had climbed to the top of the Flower Planter.

Damn, this outrageous plot can't be scheduled for the [-] o'clock prime time!

So-

After Lei Xu was stunned, what he saw was such a... extremely strange scene.

Cubs of Light made a live scene restoration——

(￣ε(＃￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

(╬￣dish￣)＝○#(￣#)3￣)

o(○｀ω?○)9O╮(╰_╯”)╭o

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Because the battle between the two sides was too...intense, panting 'hmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-and-out of breath. ,

Mixed with the sound of increasingly heavy breathing, the atmosphere in the arena was quite philosophical for a while, and Lei Xu watched it with relish.

By the way, Zhang Wei finally gained the upper hand, hitting his old...little father in another universe with a heavy hammer.

"Hiss, what's going on?"

There were signs of a second round at the scene, and the Cub of Light, whose scalp was numb, hurried forward, pretending to have just arrived——

"Do you need help?"

In the suddenly startled rainbow light, a figure in silver armor slowly emerged.

"Boy Ray!"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up immediately, he glanced proudly at the 'little father' beside him, and shook his hands in disgust:

"No, I can handle this kind of trash."

Zhang Yi: ...

Lei Xu: ...

"That......"

The Cub of Light hesitated for a moment, and chose to go straight to the topic——

"Looking for a place to talk?"

"uh-huh."

After beating up the old scumbag, Zhang Wei, who was in a good mood, led the way ahead, proud of himself:

"go!"

This is a military base, to be precise, it is the headquarters of the florist's Kurt team.

While waiting for the big flower growers to gather, Lei Xu quickly checked the radio waves with Zhang Wei.

Lei: 【When did you come? 】

Zhang: [One week. 】

Lei: 【How much does Light of the Earth reveal? 】

Zhang: [A little bit, an overview. 】

Lei: [My identity? 】

Zhang: [It's exposed. 】

Lei: [Can we cooperate? 】

Zhang: [Why? 】

Lei: [The emperor of the universe, Sha Fulin, understands! ? 】

Zhang: 【How dare you... understand, the earth first? 】

Lei: [Earth first! 】

Zhang: [What is the specific situation now? 】

Lei: [Status quo.TXT]

Zhang: [... Zhuo! 】

After spending a little time quickly understanding the status quo, Zhang Wei couldn't help being rude.

He had thought that the current situation was very complicated and bad, but he did not expect it to reach this level.

The Earth's Ark, the disappearing star of light, the conspiratorial star cluster council, the Gheros who may jump out at any time, the alien civilizations that are ready to move around the universe...