Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"Do you understand how much suffering the elves have suffered? Do you know how painful Tokisaki Kurumi is?"

"Do you know what's inside the family? Are you talking nonsense here?"

"What the hell are you doing other than talking about it? Can world peace be achieved by talking about it with a kid like you? Humans and elves coexist peacefully? Your uncle and I! Crack! Crack! Crack!"

Su Ran's physique is not comparable to Wuhe Shidao's bean sprouts. He is 1 meters tall, has six-pack abs, and pectoral muscles are bigger than some women.

A fist as big as a sandbag hit Wuhe Shidao in the face like a storm!

Punch to the flesh!

Shidao Wuhe was beaten so badly that he screamed!

Not only Wuhe Shidou himself, but even Tokisaki Kurumi were dumbfounded by this beating!

"This, this is... what's going on?"

"Are the two of them enemies?"

Beating for 3 minutes...

Su Ran got up from Wuhe Shidao.

At this time, Wuhe Shidao had already been beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and several of his teeth had fallen out.

No way, who made Su Ran practice Jeet Kune Do.

"Hu~~"

Shaking his fist and wiping the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, Su Ran smiled and walked in front of Tokisaki Kurumi.

"I'm sorry, I made you laugh."

At this moment, Kuang San was in a state of bewilderment!

What the hell is going on with this man!

It's just asking him to answer a question. If you are dissatisfied, just say it, and beat him up?

"You, are you and him enemies?"

Kuang San's voice lost its usual aloofness and disdain, instead it became like an ordinary girl, soft and weak.

Well, surprised.

"No, why do you ask that?"

"It's not an enemy, why did you beat him?"

Su Ran smiled frankly: "I just saw that he was pretending to be B when he spoke, so I couldn't help but shot."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "........."

【Ding!You have obtained a double platinum star! 】

While completing the options, a system notification sounded in Su Ran's ears.

As soon as his thoughts moved, Su Ran immediately felt something appeared around him.

Looking sideways, it was a humanoid double with purple body and pulsating muscles. It was the strongest double in the JOJO world—Platinum Star!

"Fuck! It's actually true!?"

"With such a strong stand-in, what am I afraid of?"

The so-called stand-in is a powerful image produced by the life energy in the body. Since this image always appears next to the human body, it is taken as [standbyme], which translates to [stand-in].

The ability of a stand-in can be said to be the most diverse and complex ability in the entire Ten Thousand Realms.

The Platinum Star's ability is relatively simple and crude, mainly has 4 abilities:

1. Extremely high-precision movement and quick response, fast enough to catch bullets, and can complete a difficult sketch within ten seconds!

2. Excellent eyesight, can see pictures several kilometers away with naked eyes, and both eyes can be used as telescopes and microscopes.

3. The fist is super hard, and the overwhelming power of the Platinum Star can break objects with the same hardness as diamonds.A set of "Ola" punches, basically no normal person can withstand it.

And the last ability is also Platinum Star's strongest ability - time-out!

Platinum Star can suspend the whole world for up to 5 seconds. According to the mental strength of the stand-in messenger, this time may be extended!

Su Ran was overjoyed.

One minute ago, I was still a little white traveler with no power to restrain the chicken.

In the next minute, he has become a stand-in messenger.

And it's the stand-in messenger with the strongest stand-in!

It's about to take off!

"I didn't expect that there are people like you in this world... Although I don't know who you are, I appreciate your attitude. What I hate the most are people who are blindly naive and blindly optimistic..."

Tokisaki Kurumi stared blankly at the man in front of him, with a slender figure and a handsome appearance, with the word [handsome] vaguely floating on his head.

Su Ran also looked at her blankly.

The skin was as white and smooth as pearls, and the neck exposed outside the neckline was quite slender, as if it would break if it was slightly exerted.

The right eye that was not covered by the bangs - the moment Su Ran touched that gaze, Su Ran felt a sense of intoxication as if being tempted by a demon.

An impulse surged in my heart in an instant, as if I wanted to get close to her, and even sacrifice myself for her...

The two looked at each other affectionately...

But at this moment....

Chapter 3

"Ding! It was detected that you and Tokisaki Kurumi were eyeing each other, and the atmosphere became a bit ambiguous. Please make a choice."

The sound of the system suddenly sounded in his mind.

What?

Come again?

Su Ran's heart twitched, and she quickly checked the options.

"1. Continue to be ambiguous, accept Kuang San's bewitchment, and finally be dragged into the shadow by her and eat, and reward a pair of Sharingan."

"2. Continue to be ambiguous, launch a love offensive against Tokisaki Kurumi, and then take her to Rujia Hotel through a series of coquettish operations, and reward her with a box of Durex."

"3. Continue to be ambiguous, launch a love offensive against Tokisaki Kurumi, and then take advantage of her unpreparedness and give her a Millennium Kill! Reward: Teleport Advanced Edition."

puff!

Seeing these three options, Su Ran's legs trembled, feeling a little dizzy...

Nima, here we go again!

The option of cheating people to death is here again!

He just beat up an irrelevant Wuhe Shidao, and now he is going to play big again!

Scanning the three options carefully again...

What the hell!

There is no choice at all!

Option 1, accepted the temptation and was eaten... Everyone was eaten, so why give rewards?Reward reincarnation eyes are not good!

Option 2 is quite normal, but the operating coefficient is too high, right?

We just met, and I didn't even know my own name, so I took it directly to Rujia?

The bad sorghum abducted the little loli?

If it doesn't work, don't let Kuang San chase him to death?

Thinking about it...

Su Ran felt that only the third option was more reliable.

"Kuang San, listen to me..."

Stabilizing his mind, Su Ran put on a deep and melancholy expression as if he had experienced a catastrophe and was hurt by his feelings, and looked at the girl in front of him seriously.

Tokisaki Kumzo was still in a daze, but was suddenly interrupted by Su Ran, his thoughts froze.

"You, what's the matter with you? Why do you know my name..."

"That's not important, what's important is that I will always be by your side..."

Su Ran started the whole routine.

After reading so many romance novels, he still knows how to flirt with girls.

"Kang San, listen to me, I know your past, I know everything about you, and I know your purpose of becoming an elf..."

"It's not you who's wrong, it's the world that's wrong!"

"Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, I will hug you..."

"Even if the whole world is against you, I understand you, and I support you and wait for you here..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "You, wait a minute..."

"No wait!"

"Kuang San, listen to me, I dreamed about you last night, and I loved you very much in the dream. For me, the dream is false, but loving you is real..."

blah blah blah...

A flood of uncouth and romantic words came out, and Tokisaki Kurumi screamed, his heart was beating wildly, and his breathing was short of breath!

What, what's the situation?

This man, he, is he confessing to himself? !

He casually went out to kill someone, and then bumped into a man who felt pretty good, and then he started to confess his love to himself?

Do you want to be so crazy? !