Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"Kang San, the rivers and lakes are too far away, I won't go, I just want to stay by your side, cook for you, sleep with you..."

"When I think about spending the rest of my life with you, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life..."

"I just happened to meet you, it's really just right, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, neither tepid nor hot, you just happen to have every look I like..."...

Su Ran's offensive became more and more fierce!

He is not like those harem male protagonists, all of them seem to be impotent, and they want to flirt with others, but they don't get on the base, and they don't even say a word of confession to others!It's purely playing with other girls!Cannibalism is cheap!

Su Ran is different.

Say it if you like it!If you like it, you can tease it, if you can't tease it, you can force it... Cough cough, just change another one!

Don't fix those coquettish routines!

"me……"

"Please, please wait a moment, I, we just met, will, will I be a little too, too anxious..."

Tokisaki Kuang dodged his three eyes and spoke incoherently.

Where has she seen such a big scene?

The men she met in the past were either facing her with swords or running faster than rabbits.

And the man in front of him not only didn't run away, but also confessed his love to her directly!

Gradually, under the bombardment of Su Ran's earthy love talk, Tokisaki Kurumi's psychological defense could not bear it.

She put away Ke Kedi, and quietly changed the dark gothic clothes on her body, and her red and topaz-like eyes were full of the sweet love of a girl.

She put down all her guard, and was ready to see what this crazy man would do...

But at this moment...

"Canteen Spicy Sauce! Smashing—Valudo!"

In the blink of an eye, just when Tokisaki Kurumi felt compassion for the man in front of him, Su Ran summoned the Platinum Star with lightning speed, and activated the timeout!

Time freezes...

The water spray of the fountain is stagnant in the air, the wings of the birds are hovering in the air, the clouds in the sky, the flowers and plants that are slightly swinging, and all living things in the whole world are all suspended.

The gothic girl in front of her was no exception, her cute face was still full of doubts, but the man she was looking at had escaped from her sight and came behind her...

Chapter 4

5、4、3、2、1……

The suspension of the Platinum Star expires and the world time resumes flowing.

"Huh? What about people?"

Tokisaki Kurumi was wondering about Su Ran's whereabouts, when he suddenly felt a chill behind him.

"Zi-Chou-Mao-Chen-Noon, Konoha Profound Truth Thousand Year Kill!"

biu!

At this moment, Tokisaki Kurumi felt a sharp pain coming from behind, and his whole body was pushed out by the huge impact force, and he fell heavily to the ground!

"????????????"

Tokisaki Kurumi looked stunned!

Even Wuhe Shidao, who just woke up on the ground next to him, was dumbfounded!

"You, what are you doing?!"

There were tears of pain in the corners of Tokisaki Kuangsan's eyes, his killing intent ignited, and he took out his weapon again, Kekedi!

Su Ran was about to use Bolt's [-]-meter sprint speed to escape, but at this moment...

"Ding! It has been detected that you have successfully performed the Millennium Kill on Tokisaki Kurumi and was discovered by the opponent, please make a choice."

"1. Tell her in a sincerely apologetic tone that I just slipped my hand just now and accidentally poked it. Please forgive me. The reward for the avatar who just got it disappears, and all attributes are reduced to 1%."

"2. Show a gentleman's smile, and tell her sincerely that I am a pervert, and my long-cherished wish in life is to offer a thousand-year kill to beautiful girls all over the world, and reward a special skill-teleportation."

"3. Show a gentleman's smile, and tell her sincerely that I am a pervert. I just used the wrong props just now. I should have used a mace. I will reward you with a special skill - teleportation + 5 times your stamina."

Lying...

Seeing these three options, Su Ran felt dizzy and on the verge of falling!

There seemed to be many stars in front of my eyes!

Do you want to be so pitiful? !

This shitty system is the rhythm of preparing to kill yourself!

Can this option be selected?

"Hey, tell me! What's going on?! Why did you poke... poke..."

Tokisaki Kurumi blushed, with a touch of shyness mixed with anger.

She really couldn't figure out why the man who was still expressing affectionately to her and talking about his love suddenly gave her a thousand-year kill?

why?

Why is that?

"Forehead……"

The corner of Su Ran's mouth twitched wildly, the frequency was about two per second.

No way, even if you don't like it, you have to choose.

Another glance at the options list...

Well, sure enough, they are all death options.

Option 1 is to die by yourself, just pass it.

2 and 3...

I feel that if the option 3 is spoken out, it will be worse than the death of option 1!

Only choose 2.

Take a deep breath...

Calm down slowly...

Su Ran took two steps forward slowly, and stared affectionately at the angry Tokisaki Kurumi with a sincere, serious, and upright expression.

At the same time, there was a smile like a beast in the clothes that only a gentleman can have on the corner of his mouth:

"Kang San, I'm not afraid that you'll dislike me if I say it. In fact, I'm a pervert. My long-cherished wish in life is to dedicate a thousand years to all the beautiful girls in the world."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "????????"

"You, what did you say?"

"I said, I'm a pervert! I want to dedicate a millennium kill to all the beautiful girls in the world!"

Whoosh!

As soon as the words fell, Su Ran's figure disappeared suddenly, leaving only Tokisaki Kurumi with a sluggish face, messed up in the wind...

……

It took seven or eight teleportations, so that even she didn't know where she moved, that Su Ran stopped.

Taking a long breath, Su Ran raised his head to the sky and roared:

"Come out, dog system, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

【Ding!No options found yet, the system is in standby...]

A hateful voice sounded in his head.

Su Ran felt that if the system had an entity, he would have already slapped it.

pit!

Too Nima pit!

I have never seen such a poor system!

This is the rhythm of wanting to drive myself into a pervert!

Think about the scene where I ran into Tokisaki Kurumi just now. Obviously Tokisaki Kurumi has let go of his murderous intentions. As long as we continue to communicate normally, she will definitely change her mind, and maybe she will become her little girlfriend...

In the end, a Millennium Killer was actually destroyed!

"Hey, mad third sister, don't blame me, everything is Shi Chen's fault..."

After silently praying, Su Ran opened the system panel to check the details of the skills.

Name: Su Ran

Age: 17

Height: cm

Weight: 65Kg

Physical fitness: ordinary people level

Abilities: Substitute Platinum Star, Teleportation Evolution

props: no

Weapons: None

"Huh? Why is it still an evolved version?"

Su Ran quickly checked the explanation.

Teleportation: Originally, in the world of Dragon Ball, the special ability invented by the Yadratt star is the teleportation mastered by Monkey King.

Using teleportation, you can move directly from one place to another without going through any paths and without spending a little time.