Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Bad luck!

But at this moment...

"Ding! It is detected that sister Qiong is asking you about Kasugano Yu's funeral, please make a choice.".

Chapter 53

At this critical moment, this dog system is indispensable!

It's time to come out again!

Taking a deep breath, he glanced at the options quickly.

"1. What kind of funeral? Have Jill's funeral! Wouldn't it be nice to save the money to buy clothes for sister Qiong? Feel free to give the police some money and let them bury the person, and reward the Navy with six shavings, Iron block."

"2. After all, I indirectly killed my elder brother, so it's better to hold a funeral, and reward the Navy's six styles of shaving, iron block, paper painting, and moon steps."

"3. Do it! Do it hard! Do it hard! How many funerals can a person have in a lifetime? It must be a beautiful place. In addition to the funeral, people should be invited to perform, dance, and dance on the grave! Reward the Navy Six Styles Shaves, iron blocks, paper paintings, moon steps, haze feet, and finger guns."

Seeing these three options, Su Ran couldn't help but gasped.

Be ruthless or you are ruthless...

Originally, he thought it would be enough to bury people with just a little money, but the third option of the system is even more ruthless!When the man died, he sold his house and abducted his sister...

In the end, there will be a disco on the grave at the funeral!

Su Ran suddenly felt that it was good to be alive!

"Needless to say, choose 3!"

Su Ran has also practiced now.

He doesn't even feel the general options now, it's boring to eat!

If you want to make it, you have to make it big!

Option 3, in addition to the few items suggested by the system, he also plans to add a few more items.

Yes, the system is right.

How many funerals can a person have in his life?

Brother You managed to help him raise Sister Qiong, and he was not allowed to have a better life and a happier life, it was a little sorry for others!

Come get the big ones!

Pushing open the door, Su Ran walked back to the law firm.

Well, this funeral, Fei Li should also come to attend.

"Lawyer Feili, I want to ask you for help with something."

Being asked by such an outstanding young hunter, Fei Mili blushed, and agreed without thinking at all: "If you have anything to do, just tell me."

"I want you to carry out a law-enhancing activity and go to the countryside to give a speech."

As soon as these words came out, not only Feili, but also Conan and Kogoro were a little confused.

"French activities?"

Su Ran nodded: "Young people today lack some basic moral laws. I want Lawyer Feili to help with a law-enhancing activity to teach young people today..."

After hearing this, several people in the room, Feili, Conan, Xiaonan, Mori Kogoro, lawyer assistant Kuriyama green...

All of them expressed their sincere emotion and were in awe of the young man in front of them.

Have a look.

This is the elite who are hunters, their ideological outlook and sense of responsibility are much stronger than ordinary people!

He is obviously just a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, not only adopting Kasuga Yeqiong who suffered an accident and was lonely, but also so worried about the ideological development concept of contemporary teenagers!

Talent, proper talent!

The pillars of the country!

Concubine Mili Kuriyama Midorihe looked at the handsome young man in front of her and fell into obsession for a while.

After a while, she just came back to her senses.

"Then... the theme of the law is..."

"On the subject of forbidden love between siblings."

……

Kabukicho, all things house.

Edo, Kabukicho, the second floor of Master House.

Boom, boom, boom~~~

There were several heavy footsteps on the stairs.

A young man with glasses and a kendo uniform came up carrying two plastic bags with the words 'special offer' printed on them.

Shimura Shinpachi, also known as Shinpachi, is one of the two wage earners of Master House.

Few people know that this Shinpachi, although his superficial identity is from Edo, is a sullen boy who learns Bushido from Sakata Gintoki in order to revive his own dojo.

But his true identity... is actually a spy sent to Earth by the Spectacles.

In the entire heavens and worlds, only a very small number of people, including Su Ran, know the existence of the 'Spectacle Star'.

This spectacle star is not only in the Gintama world, but also in other worlds.

Those who are boarded by the Spectacles will be deprived of all the characteristics of the main body, and only the characteristic of "four-eyed frog" will be retained.

"Taking off the glasses feels like a different person"

"If you take off your glasses, you will be unrecognizable"

"There is nothing to remember except glasses"

"After taking off the glasses, his strength soared and his temperament changed a lot"

"Take off the glasses, and the face value directly changes from a passerby to a protagonist"

……

The four-eyed boy with these characteristics didn't run away, it was [-]% transformed by the glasses star.

"I am back!"

When Shimura Shinpachi was still on the third-to-last staircase, he greeted his family.

But I didn't expect to find that the door was gone when I reached the top of the stairs.

"Is Mr. Gui here again?"

Shinpachi frowned, only stayed at the door for a moment, and then walked in as if nothing happened.

For Wanshiwu, it is not surprising that the door of the house is blown away.

Because of this kind of thing, they meet once every few days.

Such as Shinsengumi's routine inspection, Wig and Elizabeth came in to take refuge, Ah Yin drank his head to open the door, and Dingchun was in a hurry to go out to have a bowel movement....

There are a hundred ways a door can be broken.

This is not bad. In severe cases, the entire roof of the master house can be hit by a spaceship.

"Hey, Kagura, at least help me to carry something? I managed to get these 400 catties of special potatoes..."

Looking at Kagura with the corpse of the salted fish lying on the sofa, Xinba said brokenly.

"Ah, you can put it at the door. I will pick it up later when I know."

A lazy voice came from the mouth of the pink-haired girl.

With vinegar kelp in his mouth, he propped his head up with one hand, picked his belly button with the other, and scratched his feet on the sofa...

People who know her know that she is a 14-year-old young girl, but those who don't know her think she is a greasy uncle who is unemployed and at home.

Without any hope for Kagura, Shinpachi went to the kitchen to put down the bag, then took out the best tea in the house and brewed a cup for himself.

"Kagura, where's Yin?"

"Silver Sauce~~~ Yin Sauce was tied down by Dengshi Granny and the others just now, and they said they would remove one of his meatballs to pay the rent or something."

"Oh, that's how it is.".

Chapter 54

If, if what Kagura just said is put in another team——

For example, in the Fairy Tail guild, when Naz and the others hear that their partner is about to be sent for egg-picking surgery, the others will definitely rush to the rescue while shouting, and then stage a "friendship, hard work, victory" drama.

At worst, you have to be shocked.

but....

This is the house of everything

In the entire Gintama world, there is not a single normal person!

If you owe rent, you will remove the meatballs to pay off the debt. Isn't this a matter of course?

Take one, or take two, or remove the whole thing...

It doesn't make much difference to Shinpachi and the others!

If Shinpachi hadn't been a little tired after shopping for groceries, he might have gone down to help with the anesthesia.

Everything House first floor.

Mother-in-law's tavern.

Sakata Gintoki was sleeping on the table in the shape of a "big" character.