Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Both hands and feet were shackled.

Basically, it is a state of being tied up and waiting to be slaughtered.

"Natural volume, you are already mentally prepared."

One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, the number one creditor of Sakata Gintoki, and the landlady Starman Toshi, Granny rolled up her sleeves, the butcher's knife in her hand gleamed coldly.

"Old, old woman! Wait, wait a minute! Don't be impulsive! Speak up if you have something to say!"

"Don't tell me! If you don't have money to pay the rent, donate to me, sell kidneys and sell meatballs! You bastard already owes my mother half a year's rent. Let's use the ball on your right to pay off the debt today!"

"Catherine! Hold him down!"

"Good Le!"

Catherine, the tavern clerk, stepped forward and sat down on Yinshi's body, crushing him to death.

"Xiaoyu! Get ready for anesthesia!"

"receive."

The maid robot Xiaoyu pressed the switch on the mop with a blank expression. After a burst of crazy deformation, the heavy mop turned into a stainless steel sledgehammer.

Then, the two pupils switch from green to red.

"Extraction mode, on."

"Target: Lord Yinshi's meatball."

"The first step in the operation is physical anesthesia."

"Start homework."

Snapped!

Without warning, the hammer in Xiaoyu's hand fell down!

It's like the sound of Huang Zhong Dalu exploding in the ear, the lingering sound lingers for three days without a break!

Sakata Yinshi hit him head-on, and he was hit directly with two nosebleeds.

"Physical anesthesia was unsuccessful, and the second anesthesia is being prepared."

"No need for Xiaoyu! Just operate on this bastard!"

Granny Dengshi held a knife in one hand and grabbed Sakata Yinshi Yinshi's thigh with the other.

Seeing the butcher's knife with the cold light approaching his thigh, Sakata Ginshi tightened his ass for a while!

The sweat on my face dripped down like rain!

at this time……

"Zizi~~Zizi~~"

Sakata Gintoki's cell phone rang.

"Old woman! Don't do anything yet! It's Boss Su calling! I have work, and I have money to pay off the debt!"

After answering the phone, regardless of 21, Sakata Yinshi first called Su Ran: "Hi, boss!"

Deng Shi's mother-in-law put down the butcher's knife suspiciously.

"What? Want me to get someone to attend a law lecture?"

"No problem! It's a trivial matter!"

"What? Do you have a candidate? There are still fixed candidates for lectures?"

"Wait a minute, let me take a notebook and take notes. Buried Doma, Sagiri Izumi, Kirino Kosaka, Suguha Kiritani, Mizuki Kamimae, Chihiro Hashima... Who are these people?"

……

After giving instructions to Sakata Yinshi, Su Ran let out a long sigh of relief.

Then I called the charter woman again: "Hello, is the charter woman? Let me ask you something, will you dance "The Most Dazzling National Style"?"

……

……

Today's wind is very noisy.

In the urban area, in a plainly decorated civilian apartment.

Buried in Doma got up early, washed up, changed into beautiful clothes, and went out alone.

"Xiao Bu, where are you going?"

Doma Dahei was extremely surprised to see his younger sister not playing games and watching dramas at home during the big weekend, but going out in a bright dress.

"Go to a lecture given by a well-known lawyer."

"Who? Teacher Luo?"

"Teacher Feili, brother, you can rest at home! I won't bother you today!"

the same moment.

Grandpa Tong's house.

"Suguha, where are you going?"

"Go to the lecture!"

A well-known pornographic illustrator.

"Sagiri, are you really not going?"

"No, no, I'm not interested!"

"Hey, Mr. Sakata even came here to ask us..."

"If you don't go, you don't go, you have to go by yourself!"

The Takasaka family, the Kamimae family, the Hashima family...

……

in the town.

Kasuga Yeyu's funeral has been arranged.

A large black and white photo, surrounded by chrysanthemums, both yellow and white.

It's just that Qiongmei and the others' parents have passed away long ago, and they moved to the countryside not long ago, so basically they don't have any relatives or friends.

The only people who came to mourn were the community aunt, the town patrol, and a few former classmates of Kasugano Yu.

"Qiong, you can't come back to life after death, so just mourn and resign yourself."

"That's right, Xiao Qiong, you have to be strong, so that you can have the spirit to comfort your brother..."

Tiannv Muying, Zhu Yiye and the others were all very depressed.

After all, he was the boy they liked before, so how could the boy of Asashi die as soon as he died?

Qiongmei nodded politely: "You don't have to worry too much, I've pulled myself together, after all, Brother Su Ran is by my side to help me now."

After speaking, he looked into the distance.

At this moment, Su Ran, together with Shizaki Kuangsan and Wanshiwu, was accepting red envelopes from guests at the door.

"Come, come, please sit inside, whoever comes is a guest, don't be cautious."

"Thank you, thank you. It's great that Qiongmei can meet such a good neighbor like you. Come on, please, Xin Baji! Pour tea for the guests! Pour a cup of cappuccino for the auntie!"

"Oh, there will be a performance later, and there will be a legal lecture in the afternoon, everyone, don't wander around, and have dinner at 6:00 in the evening.".

Chapter 55

Twenty minutes later, the funeral officially began.

Su Ran clapped his palms twice, and Sakata Gintoki, who was in charge of dimming, turned off all the lights.

then.

A beam of white light followed and shone on the host of the funeral, Sakata Gintoki.

In an extremely solemn and solemn atmosphere, Sakata Gintoki walked slowly to the front of the stage.

Pick up the microphone and start speaking:

"Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to attend Mr. Kasugano Yu's funeral today. Before the funeral officially begins, please allow me to make an advertisement..."

"This funeral is exclusively undertaken by Kabukicho Manshiya. Our firm undertakes weddings, weddings, hundred-day banquets, divorce banquets, door-to-door debt collection, mixed follow-up, paternity testing, etc. The price is fair. Please contact us if necessary. Contact-83XXX..."

After hearing Sakata Gintoki's lines, the people in the audience were dumbfounded.

"What kind of host are you looking for? It's too unprofessional!"

"This guy, what do you think of someone's funeral!"

"Bastard! You are blaspheming the dead!"

Regarding the complaints from the audience, the three people in Wanshiwu didn't panic at all!

What's wrong with advertising at a funeral?

Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Shirōro dragged the old man's corpse out of the coffin to flog the corpse at the funeral!

"Then, the funeral has officially begun!"

Swish!

A huge white light shines on the corner of the stage, and everyone's eyes are cast on it.

"Dressed in black, hiding the dead silence.

The white tie represents their memory of the lost life.

In the simple and cheerful dance steps, there is a gloomy sadness.

The salutes again and again all represent their lofty respect for the dead, shoulder to shoulder with death, and dancing with the dead, but their eyes are firm.