Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Because they know that the mission on their shoulders is to make people cry into this world, and then leave with a smile without hearing anything about the coffin, and go all the way to the palace of the king of hell...

Let's welcome a special guest, the Black Coffin Carrying Squad - Fallen to the Shichibukai! "

Accompanied by "beep, beep beep, beep beep~~~"

rhythmic rhythmic sound,

The professional coffin-carrying team—after the death of Qiwuhai, officially carried the coffin and walked out.

Everyone's eyes were drawn to it!

Seeing those 7 black people step left and right, stepping to the beat, dancing while lifting the coffin... as much fun as you want!

"What's going on with these people! Is there still such a coffin bearer!?"

"It's completely different from our funeral here! It feels...so high!"

"Professional, so professional! Look at the movements of those black people, they are all in one piece!"

The appearance of the coffin-carrying team quickly caused a huge sensation among the guests!

The atmosphere of the whole funeral scene became lively!

But this is not over yet!

Sakata Gintoki picked up the microphone: "Let us welcome the next special guest! The head of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect, the head of the Horse Sect!"

After the lights were turned off, Mashangmen walked to the front of the stage and bowed deeply.

"I'll give everyone five whips in a row, ah."

Da da da, da da da, da da da...

"Let's welcome the special guests of Pig Cage City with applause - the charter women and the aunts, and present us with a square dance - the most dazzling ethnic style!"

"the vast horizon is my love……"

Accompanied by strong and rhythmic music, the square dance team danced in unison!

Sakata Gintoki also seized the opportunity, straightened his tie, and gave a loud speech!

"On the occasion of the Chinese New Year, when everyone is gathered together, let me, the host, present a poem for everyone!"

"Brother You, cloth and cover, the whole village is waiting for the food to be served!

Walking, lifting, followed by a piece of white!

As soon as the coffin was lifted and the soil was buried, Brother You's whole village burst into tears!

The firecrackers sound, the suona blows, and the front carries the back to chase!

I don't know the meaning of the suona when I first hear it, but I'm already in the coffin when I hear it again!

I don't hear anything outside the coffin, and I only jump to the grave of Huangquan!

Hey all the way to the Palace of the King of Hell, and there will be no memory in the world from now on!

"If you think our team is professional, please put it on the public screen... Shout it out!"

"Everyone follow the rhythm! Jump up together!"

Driven by several performers, the atmosphere of the venue was scary, solemn and unreasonable...

Gradually become peaceful again, accept, just around the corner...

At last.

Under the influence of Qi Wuhai, lightning 5 consecutive whips, and the most dazzling ethnic style, everyone became high!

Applause, screams, exclamations, shouts...

Endless!

It feels like this is not a funeral, but a wedding!

Seeing such a big battle, Su Ran was even a little afraid that they would be so high that they would make brother Yu alive on the spot!

"Excuse me……"

At the door, a group of fashionable urban girls walked towards this side.

Doma buried a hand-painted map in his hand, looking back and forth.

"Excuse me... is this the seminar of lawyer Fei Mi?"

Su Ran smiled slightly: "Yes."

Not only Buried in the Earth, Kiritani Suguha, Kosaka Kirino, Gogen Ruri, Kamimae Mizuki, Hashima Chihiro...

A group of boys and girls who came to listen to the lecture were all dumbfounded!

Didn't you say that there are barristers doing legal popularization activities?

What is a funeral?

and……

What kind of funeral is this? !

Why does it feel higher than a nightclub!

What kind of trouble is a group of people carrying coffins and playing disco!

"It's like this, if you want to attend the lecture of lawyer Fei Mili, you must first attend the Grave Head Dance..."

……

……

Just like that, a lively and noisy funeral slowly came to an end.

Sitting in front of the grave, Qiongmei was so moved that she burst into tears.

She didn't expect that Su Ran would spend so much effort in burying her brother and invite so many people to join in the fun.

The scene of letting her brother go is lively!

Brother Su Ran hiccup, you really are a kind person! .

Chapter 56

In the urban area, outside a large supermarket.

A cute girl with ear-length blue short hair, half of her eyes covered by bangs, and wearing a maid outfit was walking slowly on the sidewalk with two huge bags.

Because the girl's appearance was too cute, and she was still wearing a maid outfit like white silk and black leather shoes, many passers-by stopped to watch and talked about this cute girl.

"W-Is this a maid from a coffee shop? That's too upright!"

"Go to your uncle, the coffee shops are all second-rate goods, this one is the top-tier goods!"

"This young lady is so cute, I wonder if I can get her phone number..."

"Short hair, blue hair, maid outfit, white silk, black leather shoes... I can't stand it anymore..."

A group of LSPs saw their tongues straightened and their legs went numb.

Many people even secretly took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

At this time, in the crowd.

A tall gentleman with an outstanding appearance also opened his mouth wide in surprise, and the bag in his hand fell to the ground involuntarily.

"Fuck? Isn't this Rem? How did she appear here??"

If Su Ran remembers correctly, the world Rem lives in should be a western fantasy world of swords and magic, belonging to the medieval world.

Is there something wrong with this meow?

The mixed world is the everyday world!

How come a medieval maid?

"Dog system! Come out and explain, what's going on?"

Quickly ask the system in your head.

"Host, this fusion world is constantly fused with new worlds, you know that?"

"Of course I know."

"That's right, Rem's world will also be integrated, but it's different from the ordinary world. The larger the world, the more difficult it is to integrate. In the initial stage, only some individual characters, maps, environments, etc. will be infiltrated. Wait, it will take a long, long time before the two worlds can fully merge."

"It's like pressing a piece of carbon and a piece of iron together. In the first few years, only a small amount of carbon atoms will be fused into the iron piece. After millions of years, tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions of years, the piece will Carbon and iron are fully fused together."

After hearing this explanation, Su Ran understood.

This is the so-called osmosis phenomenon.

After all, the integration of worlds can be regarded as a big project. If a certain world is too strong, such as dead fire sea dragon or something, and the whole world is integrated in, the system of merging worlds will be broken.

It's like letting the group of Dragon Ball come in, maybe this world will have to be destroyed by Saiyans every three to five times.

So you have to take your time, let a few people come in and try the water first...

"I didn't expect that I could see Rem just by going out to buy some groceries, tsk tsk, I'm lucky..."

Su Ran was thinking about whether to go over and say hello.

But thinking about it, it seems wrong.

If Rem was one of the few carbon atoms that were fused first, no one in this world would know her.

If I said to her in the past: Hello, I am your future husband.

Will the other party believe it?

Does he think he's a perverted voyeur?Have you been peeking around just now?

After all, many people on the street are looking at her at this moment, and many people are eager to strike up a conversation.

I am only a few dozen times more handsome than them, and the advantage is not very big...

When Su Ran was feeling anxious...