Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"Platinum Star! Pull the string for me!"

The purple humanoid stand-in roared out, Platinum Star quickly straightened the two strings that Su Ran had pulled out!

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Su Ran took out the bow for playing the erhu from his arms.

"Da da li~~ da li da li da~~ da—— da li da~"

"Da li~ da li~ da li, da li da li da li da~~~~"

The melodious, poignant and moving voice came from Nakiri Erina's lap.

This moment...

Time seems to slow down in the whole world...

The whole world seemed to be quiet!

"This, this is... "The Butterfly Lovers"! Su Ran is pulling the Butterfly Lovers!"

"Ah! It's really "The Butterfly Lovers"! I've heard this song before!"

"What, what is this operation? Can someone explain it to me? What is this operation?!"

Everyone in the hotel was dumbfounded.

Sakata Gintoki, Shimura Shinpachi, Wugen Ruri...

Xingping Chuangzhen, Meat Charm, Tian Suohui...

Everyone was so surprised that they opened their eyes wide, like two tubes!

Looking at the scene in front of him incomprehensibly.

At that moment just now, they thought that Su Ran was so violent that he was going to run over to attack the eldest lady!

But when Su Ran straightened the string, they couldn't figure it out...

When he took out the bow for playing the violin, he was even more confused!

But now, when they are listening to this poignant, melodious and refreshing tune, they still don't understand it!

Omg!

What the hell is this?

"Let go, let go, you bastard!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"Woooooooo..."

Finish a song.

Except for Nakiri Erina crying, no one made a sound during the whole process.

Deathly silence in the restaurant!

"it is good!"

It wasn't until the last note fell, about 10 seconds later, that Sakata Gintoki reacted and took the lead in applauding!

As soon as he applauded, a few idiots in the master house next to him also applauded!

after that.

Gogen Ruri with a look of astonishment, Tokisaki Kurumi with a look of astonishment...

The whole restaurant is applauding!

Clap clap clap clap!

Nakiri Erina: "????"

I called the police!

After enjoying all the applause, Su Ran politely bowed to everyone, and then slowly put down the young lady on her shoulders.

"What are you doing, you bastard?!"

Nakiri Erina was so angry that she wanted to slap someone, but Su Ran pinched the waving hand.

And even gave her a clasp.

"You, you bastard!"

After struggling a few times, but still unable to break free, Nakiri Erina's legs went limp, and she squatted on the ground aggrieved and began to cry.

"Woooooooo..."

　　After half an hour.

Nakiri Erina, whose eyes were swollen from crying and whose body was weak from crying, finally sat up from the sofa.

When she opened her eyes, she saw Su Ran's smirking face.

"Yo, wake up, do you want to eat crabs?"

"I eat, I eat, I..."

Nakiri Erina is so angry that her tongue is tied up!

"I'm going to call the police!"

After holding back for a long time, he uttered a curse.

Su Ran looked surprised: "You call the police? What kind of police? I've mended your socks for you."

Nakiri Erina looked down suspiciously, hey, the socks are really mended?

But she was surprised for a second, and her mood turned into extreme anger: "Did you secretly take off my socks and put them on again just now!"

Su Ran: "Hey, don't spitting blood! Although I am a pervert, I never go out with women's clothes!"

Nakiri Erina only felt a stabbing pain in her heart.

Yaoshou! .

Chapter 68

Who is this man!

How could there be such a shameless man in the world!

"Fei Shazi! Let's go!"

Getting up from the sofa angrily, the eldest lady is about to leave!

But Fei Shazi came over with a troubled expression on his face: "Miss, I'm afraid we... can't get away..."

"why?"

A bad premonition rose in Erina's heart.

"Just now when you were sleeping, Mr. Su Ran went outside and pulled the driver back, and then forcibly toasted him with two glasses of wine. If the driver is driving at this time, it is considered drunk driving..."

"Can't you call the other drivers to come down?!"

"He also took out the phone card, and the tire was deflated..."

"……………………"

Nakiri Erina, my heart hurts, my heart hurts!

Is this guy really a person?

isn't it?

It's a beast, isn't it? !

Fei Shazi patted Erina on the shoulder, and kindly said: "Miss, it is already 12 o'clock in the morning. It is very dangerous to go back to the mountain at this time. You can't go anyway. Why don't you just eat something here, Mr. Su Ran?" The hairy crabs I brought were quite delicious..."

"Eat! You know how to eat! Today I starved to death, died outside, and smashed my head against the wall. I will not eat any 26 things in this store!"

After finishing speaking, Erina sat back on the sofa angrily, hugging her knees and sulking.

After being ruthlessly rejected, Fei Shazi looked at Su Ran in embarrassment: "Mr. Su Ran...what should I do?"

Su Ran: "Don't worry, this guy just set up a flag that will be [-]% effective, we just wait."

With that said, Su Ran went back to the table and continued eating crabs.

After Fei Shazi glanced at Erina on the sofa, he still decided to ignore her for a while.

After all, the eldest lady has a really weird temper, and she really needs someone to beat her up.

If you can't learn to get along with ordinary people, you won't be able to gain a foothold in society in the future.

So for her future well-being, it is better to leave her alone tonight.

After all, being a secretary can be tiring sometimes...

"Brothers are good! Three stars! Four happiness! Five chiefs! Liuliu Shun! Seven cleverness! Drink!"

"How are you guys! Samsung photos!"

"Brothers are good! Three stars photo! Fourth happiness! Fifth leader!"

On the table, a group of youngsters punched and drank happily.

Large and small dishes are served one by one.

The atmosphere is as lively as it needs to be.

As for Erina, it was even worse.

A person huddled on a sofa in the corner, with only a glass of water and an ashtray in front of him, and a drunken Echizen Nanjiro lay on the sofa next door, still snoring!

It perfectly interprets what is meant by 'the excitement is theirs, I have nothing'.

"Boss! Isn't the steamed crab ready yet?!"

"I ordered the garlic lobster!"

"I ordered braised carp!"