Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"coming!"

Meat Charm Wada Suohui brought a stack of plates to the table.

Open the lid, a scent of pepper and chili mixed in the air, and at the same time, there is the meaty scent of crab and shrimp, which is very appetizing.

Smelling this scent, Erina's mouth instantly seeped out unsatisfactory liquid.

I didn't have dinner at all, and I went down the mountain just to find something to eat, but I didn't finish my meal, and I was asked to play "Blessing Lovers" on my lap, and cried for more than an hour...

At this time, Erina's spirit and stomach have reached their limit.

To put it bluntly, I'm going to faint from hunger!

"Damn! A bunch of bastards! Huh!"

Gudong Gudong, Erina swallowed her saliva.

Hold back!

You are the young lady of the Yuanyue family!

hold back!

On the table, Su Ran secretly glanced at Erina on the sofa, and smiled slyly.

Although the expression is still calm, it can be seen that Erina is obviously holding back!

This guy must want to come and eat too!

"Crazy Three!"

"exist!"

"Go! Let's go there to eat!"

Pulling the drunken Tokisaki Kurumi, Su Ran took two plates of crabs and sat down at the next table to Erina.

This is an annoying kung fu...

Su Ran has never lost to anyone!

"Kang San! Do you know how to peel crabs?"

"I don't know, shouldn't you peel it and feed it to me?"

"Good idea! I'll teach you how to eat crabs!"

Su Ran began to peel the crabs.

"First cut off the legs with scissors, hold both sides of the crab shell, squeeze out the crab's belly and crab cover with a little force, scoop out the crab meat with a spoon, then take out the crab stomach, pick off the crab roe with chopsticks and put it on the plate. The legs can be sucked with the mouth, or twisted with chopsticks and come out."

Su Ran completely disassembled a crab, leaving a pile of clean meat on the plate.

Nakiri Erina unconsciously looked at the pile of meat.

In the mouth, it was bubbling.

But suddenly, Su Ran swung his hand and swept the pile of crab meat to the ground!

Nakiri Erina: "!"

Su Ran smirked: "What I just said is just a theoretical way to eat crabs, but the correct way to eat crabs should be like this..."

Abandoning those tedious steps, Su Ran directly picked up a crab and put it in her mouth!

"Hi~~~~ smack smack smack~~~~"

Because this crab is a high-quality hairy crab produced by the system, and each one is fat and oily!

Peel off the hard shell on the crab head, and there are all crab roe inside!

The color of the crab yellow is just yellow. After being steamed, it turns into a viscous liquid. When it is lifted into the mouth, a scent, like the aroma and rich taste of salted duck egg yolk, spreads in the mouth immediately. Come.

It's all over the mouth and face!

"Hey~~~~~~~~~ It's delicious!"

"Oh yo yo, it's so hot! It's so yellow!"

"Ah! It's delicious!"

"Zhazazai, Kuangsan, look at this crab meat, it's white, with a hint of red, slightly curly, with some bright crab roe on it, it tastes quite delicious, blah blah!"

Hearing Su Ran's deliberately loud lines, Erina's fists were almost bleeding!

irritating!

It's so irritating!

Is this man still human?

Knowing that I didn't eat, I deliberately ran over to anger myself!

Say it so loudly on purpose!

Nakiri Erina is going crazy!

On the one hand, his fists were bleeding, on the other hand, his mouth was full of saliva, and his stomach was growling non-stop!

At this moment, Su Ran walked over happily carrying two crabs.

"How is it, Miss? Do you want to eat crabs together?"

"Hmph, who wants to eat your food? Get the hell out of here, you stinky rascal!"

Su Ran nodded, understood.

Then he took out the heart-tapping pistol.

Snapped!

A bullet was fired.

Then the Bluetooth speaker was smashed on the table, and the sound was turned up to the maximum!

"Miss, do you want to eat crabs?"

I asked again.

"I've said it all! I'm going to starve to death today! If I die outside, I'll crash my head against the wall! I won't eat anything from this restaurant..."

[Woooooo!I want to eat!I want to eat! 】

[Seeing them eating so happily, I'm so hungry! 】

【I'm getting hungry!Why didn't that idiot Fei Shazi bring me something to eat?woo woo woo...]

The three clearly pronounced and sincere voices sounded directly from the bluetooth speaker and resounded throughout the store!

The eldest lady's fair and lovely face flushed to the base of her neck!

"This, what's going on here!".

Chapter 69

Erina was so frightened that she stood up on the spot!

"This this……"

"Isn't this what I mean?! How could it come out of the stereo?"

Su Ran smiled strangely: "Ah? So it's your heart? So you're very hungry?"

Yin-Yang said two times in a strange manner, and Erina suddenly felt that she had been tricked!

Could this be his synthesized sound effect?

But it's not right!

Those few words are exactly the same as what I thought in my heart!

It is indeed from the heart...

"Miss Erina..."

Fei Shazi walked over with a red face, she felt a little embarrassed.

The eldest lady who is usually so aloof and arrogant is actually arrogant just now!

This is a big contrast!

"I'm sorry miss, I was too busy eating and didn't consider your feelings..."

"That's right, why don't you pretend to be a young lady! Come here and have a nice meal together, isn't he nice?"

"Don't pretend to be arrogant, come over and eat quickly, if you delay, the food will be eaten up by my family!"

"You can't lie to your stomach! I can already hear your stomach growling~~"

……

Everyone yelled at me one at a time.

Although they all kindly persuaded her, Nakiri Erina just wanted to dig a hole in the ground at this time!

Shame!

What a shame!

I feel that my prestige as the eldest lady of the Nakiri family has disappeared!

"That……"

Nakiri Erina swallowed her saliva, thinking about whether to take this difficult step.

Do you want to put down the dignity of the eldest lady and go to have dinner with a group of civilians.

Everything that has happened since I walked into the store today is extremely embarrassing.

If it gets out, his reputation among Yuanyue students will be lost.

But fortunately, there are a bunch of outsiders in the restaurant, even if you are lucky enough to have Ping Chuangzhen and Tian Hui and his classmates, they will definitely not dare to talk nonsense.

So even if you pretend to put down your figure and have a meal in the past, it is actually very safe...