Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

It is my compatriots!

"you you!"

Madara was incoherent with excitement, and walked over with a cane!

"You, are you a member of the Uchiha tribe? I, I am Uchiha Madara, do you know?"

Su Ran smiled calmly, put one hand on Master Ban's shoulder, took away his crutch with the other, and helped Master Ban: "We'll talk about that kind of thing later, Master Ban, you want to cross the road, right? Come, let me help you you."

da da da da...

Su Ran helped Master Ban to the opposite side of the road.

I don't know if Master Madara was too excited to see his clansman for the first time after wandering in another world for so long, anyway, his legs were shaking a bit.

After walking across the street.

Uchiha Madara's expression suddenly tightened again, and his heart was pounding!

"You, you tell me quickly, you, are you a member of the Uchiha tribe?"

"Do you know me? I'm Uchiha Madara! It's the Uchiha Madara who quelled the troubled times with Senju Hashirama, the god of ninjas, and created Konoha Village!"

Hearing Master Ban's excited confession, Su Ran didn't respond.

He just looked ahead with a mysterious expression on his face.

Well, he was watching the traffic lights.

　 　"Master Madara, you want to cross the road, right? Come, let me help you."

Uchiha Madara: "????"

"Didn't I just come here? Why do you have to cross the road again?"

Su Ran smiled: "Master Ban, you want to cross the road, right? Come, I'll help you."

"Hey!"

Before he could explain, Su Ran helped Lord Ban cross the road again!

"Stinky boy, what the hell are you doing?!"

After going back and forth twice, Master Madara's legs felt a little sore.

After all, the old man is over 90 years old, and he hasn't eaten in the past few days, and his body is very weak.

"Hey, answer me quickly! Are you a member of Uchiha's tribe! Also! Where is this place?!"

Mr. Madara was furious!

But Su Ran still didn't respond.

Still looking at the front with a mysterious face.

20 seconds later...

"Master Madara, you want to cross the road, right? Come, let me help you."

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Chapter 73

"Su Ran, what is he doing?"

On the side of the road, Tokisaki Kuumo and Wugen Ruri widened their pupils in surprise.

Just now, they thought that Su Ran was out of kindness and wanted to help the old man cross the road.

But after a few rounds, I found something was wrong.

Why are you still helping me back and forth?

Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

I have done it more than 30 times!

That white-haired Shamat old man, his legs are flashing!

"You bastard!"

"I beat you!"

Madara was so angry that blood was about to spurt out!

Don't bring such a whole person!

I don't want to cross the road at all, why are you helping me back and forth? !

I have helped more than 50 times!

"Let go! Let go!"

Master Ban twisted his shoulders wildly, trying to escape from Su Ran.

But how could he be Su Ran's opponent?

If it was the peak period, it would be fine for Mr. Madara to come in a young state, and basically few people would be able to stop him.

but now……

Uchiha Madara is just a bad old man who lost all his teeth, his bones are 26 years old, and he even struggles to poop!

How can it compare to Su Ran who is covered in cheats?

"Oh, don't worry, Master Ban, don't you want to cross the road? Come on, come on, it's green light again, let's go quickly."

Su Ran smiled like a gentleman, and helped Master Ban to walk across the road.

This time, Master Ban couldn't hold back at all, and was furious.

puff! ! !

A mouthful of old blood spurted out!

People around were all dumbfounded!

But Su Ran greeted leisurely:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! This is a movie! It's all plasma!"

Everyone shrugged in surprise, and went their separate ways...

Walked for more than an hour.

Once back and forth, I have crossed the road 100 times!Su Ran finally let go of her hands.

rock!

As soon as he let go, Master Ban's legs softened and he sat on the ground.

The legs are useless!

After crossing the road so many times, I still stand still!

"You, you bastard, who the hell are you..."

Grandpa Ban's teeth are bleeding!

His majestic Uchiha Madara, an existence that has made countless people frightened, is actually let a little ghost play with him!

Cross the road 100 times in a row, dare you believe it? ? ?

"Don't be so excited, Mr. Ban, although it looks like I'm teasing you, but I'm actually saving your life!"

Su Ran really didn't talk nonsense.

If Master Ban is not helped to cross the road, he will be hit to death by Wuling Hongguang!

"You brat, are you from Uchiha? You really know me!"

Master Ban spat out another mouthful of old blood on the ground, then raised his head and asked.

"Strictly speaking, I am not from Uchiha, but I have Uchiha's Sharingan, and this place is not Ninja World, Madara, you have crossed over."

Su Ran explained the concept of world fusion to Master Ban.

If his deduction is correct, Naruto World has already begun to merge into the Great World.

It's just that the carbon atom that penetrated first was this Uchiha Madara.

What's more strange is that Uchiha Madara is obviously dead, but in the merged world, he actually has a physical body, which is a phenomenon worth noting.

"Damn it, it turned into this situation..."

After learning the truth, Uchiha Madara was beyond shocked.

His long-cherished wish in life is to reshape the ninja world, make the world peaceful, and everyone live peacefully and happily in the illusion.

Therefore, the Eye of the Moon project was prepared.

In order to realize the plan perfectly, Mr. Ban has suffered a lot in the past few decades.

Breaking up with his lover and leaving the village, fighting to the death with his lover, pretending to be a suspended animation.

Wander around the ninja world, looking for chess pieces that can be used.

After staying in the dark and humid underground for decades, I tried my best to blacken Obitu...

Everything is so difficult, but full of hope.

Madara always wants to be resurrected, stand on the stage of history with a complete posture, and then push the ninja world horizontally to create a perfect world without disputes and pain.

But I didn't expect that the plan hadn't been realized yet, and I actually traveled to other worlds first!

You said that if the plan was disrupted by someone, or if something went wrong in a certain step of your own, and it didn't come true in the end, that's justified.

But this kind of cool way - to run directly to other worlds with people and souls, it's nonsense!

It feels like two western cowboys are fighting each other, comparing marksmanship and hand speed, and suddenly a Wuling Hongguang rushes out of the way and kills them...

If you want to complain, you can't find a place to justify it!

"Damn it, my plan is so cold, it's abominable!"