Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Madame Madara coughed up blood angrily, and slammed his fists on the ground frantically.

Angry, really angry and unwilling...

"Hey, you two haven't finished walking yet?"

At this time, Tokisaki Kurumi came out of the mall with Wugeng Liuli.

Just now, when they saw Su Ran leading Lord Ban across the road, they thought the two of them were playing some kind of performance art, so they went in to the shopping mall after observing halfway.

When it came out half an hour later, the two of them were still there!

"Brother Su Ran, who is this old man?"

Wu Geng Liuli asked doubtfully.

She thought it was okay for the old man, right?

Isn't this already vomiting blood?

Su Ran smiled lightly: "Oh, he, let me introduce you to him. His name is Uchiha Madara, so you can just call him Madara Lord."

"Hi, Mrs. Madara."

"Hi, Mrs. Madara."

The two girls said hello politely.

"Then Madara, what are you going to do next?"

Su Ran said that on purpose.

Sure enough, after hearing his words, Master Madara's expression changed.

What?

What?

Aren't you half Uchiha?

And judging by your appearance, it seems that you are already familiar with this world?Even the girls are soaked, isn't this very satisfying?

According to the usual routine, shouldn't it be you, the Uchiha junior, who took the initiative to lend a helping hand to me, the senior, to help me?

Why do you still ask me what to do?

You ask me what to do, I still want to ask people!

"This one……"

Madara was a little speechless for a while.

Originally, if he hadn't crossed this road today, he could walk again to see if he could meet a few more acquaintances.

As a result, if Su Ran messed with her right now, her legs would be completely crippled, what a fart!

Seeing Master Ban's embarrassed face but refusing to ask him for help, Su Ran felt that the matter was safe.

Mr. Madara might be fooled by himself.

"Master Madara, actually, although I am not a member of the Uchiha clan, nor a ninja, I still know a little about the ninja world and your affairs... As the saying goes, relying on friends when you go out..."

Ban Ye's ears perked up.

That's right, that's it, keep talking!

Speaking of you have to take the initiative to help me!

Then today it will be complete!

"I see you as an old man standing alone in a big city and wandering around. It's pitiful. How about it? If you recognize me as your eldest brother, I will help you settle down. What do you want?"

After hearing this, not only Uchiha Madara's eyes widened, but even the two possible girls next to him stared at Su Ran in disbelief.

what what?

Let him recognize Su Ran as his eldest brother?

This Mr. Madara is at least eighty or ninety years old!Can you recognize this? .

Chapter 74

Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?

But at this time, Mr. Ban only felt a pain in his mouth, reached out his hand, and pulled out a bloody tooth.

I was so angry that I gritted my teeth!

Yaoshou!

My majestic Uchiha Madara, who is as famous as the god of ninjas, can make ninjas from the five major countries tremble with a fart. He actually wants to recognize a kid as his big brother!

If this word reached Zhu Jian's ears, wouldn't he be laughed out of his teeth?

but……

"Alright then, I promise you."

After a moment of silence, Madara Uchiha agreed to Su Ran's unreasonable request.

Master Ban is not the kind of hot-blooded personality, he is a scheming man who can endure humiliation for a great cause.

In the ninja world, Uchiha Madara endured for five or sixty years in order to realize the One-Month Eye Project!

What bitterness has he not tasted?

Still care about this verbal thing?

"That's fine! From today on, you will be my little brother and I will be your big brother. From now on, I will listen to my big brother, do you know?"

"know."

3 hours later...

Su Ran took Master Ban to Xingping Hotel.

Although he could use teleportation to quickly transfer Mr. Madara here, but in order to let Mr. Ban understand the structure of modern society, he deliberately made a Didi and circled the city a few times.

On the way, Su Ran explained to Master Ban what a library is, what is an Internet cafe, what is a club, what is a public toilet...

To prevent Mr. Madara from entering the wrong place when shopping in the future.

"The King of Medicine! Come out to pick up the guests!"

Hearing the sound, Xingping Chuangzhen and Roumei walked out immediately.

Sakata Gintoki and Echizen Nanjiro also followed.

"Why are you two here again? Did you live in someone else's restaurant?"

Seeing that Sakata Gintoki and Echizen Nanjiro were drunk during the day, Su Ran looked contemptuous.

Sakata Gintoki: "Hey, you don't understand, boss, money is tight recently, and you are hiding from debts outside!"

Echizen Nanjiro: "All the little pornographic books at home have been confiscated, so I have to read them here..."

"Who is this old man? Is he okay? Why can't he even stand still?"? "

Several people noticed the trembling Master Ban beside Su Ran.

As they saw, at this moment, Mr. Madara was really unable to stand still.

Having crossed the road 100 times before, the muscles of his feet were greatly worn out, and the tendons and Achilles tendons were basically left with a little meat.

Coupled with the current aging body, the oil is exhausted, and Madara would not be able to recover with chakra.

Can only move with difficulty on crutches.

"This, this is natural aging. It is normal for people to be unable to walk when they are old..."

Su Ran felt guilty for a while.

Speaking of Mr. Madara's legs, didn't they let him kill them?

If he doesn't help people cross the 100 back and forth roads, maybe he can persist for another year or two!

It's good right now, it's almost crippled!

"Don't ask so many questions, King of Medicine, you cook two dishes for Grandpa Ban. You need a pressure cooker to make it softer, and the rice is also cooked into rice porridge. Grandpa Ban is too old to bite his teeth."

With the support of several people, Master Ban finally walked into the shop, found a table and sat down.

The rest of the people were busy, finding clothes for him, looking for shoes, and cooking in the kitchen...

Seeing the busy figures of these young people, Master Ban's heart warmed up.

After all, there are still many good people!

These little ghosts from another world are young, but they are so warm-hearted. They are much better than those big-hearted little ghosts in the ninja world!

"Master Madara, you drink tea."

"Master Madara, you drink porridge."

"Master Madara, you eat eggs."

"Master Madara, stop choking..."

Tian Suohui and Roumei perfectly played their roles as excellent shop assistants, serving the old man Madara for dinner with a sense of awe.

On the side, Su Ran, Tokisaki Kuumo and the others are the place to discuss Madara Lord.

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Where are you going to put Madara?"

Su Ran: "Basically, it's placed here."

Wugeng Liuli: "Isn't this a restaurant?"

Su Ran: "Can't people stay in the hotel? Didn't you see that silver-haired bastard next to him, he even brought the toothpaste washbasin? Master Madara is here, and you can watch the little emperor uncle with Echizen Nanjiro, why not?" alright?"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "..."

Wugeng Liuli: "..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "I understand the truth, but what about Mr. Madara's body? Are his legs mutilated by you? Don't think I don't know, huh!"