Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Su Ran: "About this point, I actually already have an idea."

After beckoning, Su Ran called Sakata Yinshi, who was eating and drinking on Master Ban's table, over.

"Boss, are you calling me?"

Sakata Gintoki deserves to be one of the most shameless men in the entire Two-dimensional.

Master Ban has been hungry for a few days, and he ate a nutritious meal, yet he still wants to rub it!

How shameless!

Su Ran smiled treacherously: "Yinshi, you just ate Banye's meal, right?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Su Ran: "Then you will be responsible for curing Lord Ban's leg."

Hearing this, Sakata Gintoki's face turned pale with fright!

"Boss Su! Don't lie to me! My whole body costs 300 yuan. How do you want me to cure him? You can't cure him if you sell me!"

Su Ran shook her head: "No, no, no, only you can do it, only you can heal Master Ban's feet."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "What do we need to do? Could it be that you cut off Sakata Gintoki's foot and put it on Madara?"

Wugeng Liuli: "Ah... isn't this a bit cruel..."

Su Ran shook her head: "No, the method I'm talking about is not as complicated as you imagined, we want Ah Yin to build a set of implantable exoskeletons for the elderly, just like steel bones and primes, to hold the body Part of it is replaced by machinery."

After hearing this method, Sakata Gintoki pointed to himself in surprise, "Me? Don't be kidding, I can't even repair a motorcycle, how could I build some kind of exoskeleton! Let me cut a crutch for him out of wood. !"

Su Ran: "I want your help, but you don't necessarily need to do it yourself. Don't you know a very good technician?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Which one are you talking about? The Rieko at the gate of Yoshihara is not bad, by the way, and Miss Naoko at the shop next to the ladyboy restaurant is also good. You said it like this, ah, last year (Li Li's) When I was staying in a hotel, the technician who came to serve me seemed to be pretty good..."

"I'm talking about a male technician! Are you an idiot?" Su Ran cursed angrily, "Isn't there a male technician with good skills in your place? The one who specializes in messing with machinery!"

"In this way...could it be..." Gintoki Sakata seemed to think of something, and slammed his hammer, "Yes! I know a super powerful mechanic! Ask him to help design a special walking machine for the elderly. The exoskeleton must be fine!"

Su Ran smiled slightly, Sakata Gintoki was smart when he should be.

"Who is that technician? So powerful? Can he make exoskeletons?"

Wugeng Liuli said in surprise.

You must know that the exoskeleton is a very advanced medical equipment, and it cannot be made without some high-tech technology.

But listening to the conversation between Su Ran and Sakata Gintoki, why do you feel that the technician is a bit irregular?

Why does it sound like a motorcycle repairer on the side of the road? .

Chapter 75

"That guy is a very skilled mechanic..."

Sakata Gintoki cleared his throat, and began to educate Tokisaki Kurumi and Wugen Ruri:

"His name is Gengai Hiraga, and people in the know call him Daddy Gengai. The old man has been fond of studying machinery since he was a child, and he is very good at designing circuits and high-tech weapons. Now he lives alone in Kabukicho. He only tosses some waste robots on weekdays. In addition, he also works part-time to repair home appliances, repair battery cars, repair tires and refill gas.

On the other hand, every time my little eDonkey crashes, I ask him to fix it, and he never gave me any money..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Don't say such shameless things."

Wugeng Liuli: "Auto repair? Can someone who repairs battery cars really make something as advanced as an exoskeleton?"

"Ahem," Sakata Gintoki coughed proudly: "Papa Yuangai's craftsmanship is absolutely beyond words. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the number one mechanic in Edo. He is proficient in all kinds of machinery. The power to create an army of robots, the robot 'Saburo' created even awakened human consciousness!"

Wu Geng Liuli: "You should say this kind of thing first, so I thought he was a repairer of electric cars..."

Sakata Gintoki: "Anyway, don't worry! Daddy Gengai's craftsmanship, let alone a mechanical exoskeleton, even a highly simulated fake Daikin can be made! Just like the body of my maid Xiaoyu, the lifelike hands dare ..."

"Humph!!"

Su Ran coughed twice.

Indicate that such things should not be said in front of girls.

Talk to him privately.

Sakata Gintoki: "Anyway, with the help of Yuangai Daddy, Madara-sama should be fine for the rest of his life! But..."

"But what?"

"I've been in debt recently, and there are twenty or thirty creditors hanging around my door all day, but I don't know if I can reach Father Yuanwai's shop safely."

Sakata Gintoki seemed to be implying something.

Well, implying travel expenses.

After doing such a big favor, Boss Su should think about it, right?

"Is 100 million enough?"

Su Ran reported the number straightforwardly.

"Enough is enough! Boss Su, you are really a kind person!"

Hearing such a large sum, Sakata Gintoki's attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn!

On the other hand, Wugeng Ruri and Tokisaki Kurumi were a little puzzled.

"The fake fading of what material, it's only 100 million? Could it be that you can't even squat down?"

　　"Tsk tsk tsk, I always feel that something is going to go wrong. I feel that Mr. Madara may be tricked again..."

After transferring the money, Sakata Gintoki immediately put on his helmet and rode a small electric donkey, stomping on the gas pedal all the way to the door of the repair shop in Hiraga Gengai!

"Daddy, daddy! The business is here! Come out and pick up the work!"

Father Yuanwai is wearing the goggles he has used for more than [-] years, welding a new type of maid robot.

Hearing Sakata Gintoki's voice, he threw down the welding torch, rushed out of the door, jumped onto the battery car, locked his limbs, and locked him up!

"You bastard still has the face to come here! Hurry up and give me the maintenance fee for the last time, the last time, and the last time...more than 100 times!"

Sakata Gintoki was strangled and rolled his eyes: "Father! Please calm down first, this time is a big project! We will all make money when it is done!"

"I don't trust you anymore! I only want the repair fee now!"

"Oh, Dad, you idiot! You said it was a big business! The kind that makes a fortune!"

Sakata Gintoki turned around, shook Yuangai Daddy off his body, and then took out 5 yuan in cash and threw it on his face on the spot.

"Did you see it? This is a deposit!"

Quickly picked up the money, Yuan Wai's father rushed in to the repair shop.

"That's enough! I'll treat all this money as the repair fee you gave me! I won't participate in your money-making project!"

Sakata Gintoki was dumbfounded on the spot.

Is there any reason for throwing money in front of you and not earning it?

"Hey! Dad! You can't refuse me! You have taken the deposit!"

"That's your repair fee! I don't believe in your routine anymore, I just want to concentrate on researching robots now..."

Yuan Wai's father concentrates on screwing a maid robot in his hand, his eyes are full of love.

But the next second...

Snapped!

With a loud noise, the maid robot fell apart and became a pile of scrap iron!

Hit by Gintoki Sakata riding a small electric donkey!

"Hey! What are you doing, you idiot! That's the maid robot I just made! My happiness for the rest of my life depends on her!"

Yuan Wai's father knelt on the ground hoarsely, beating the ground in pain!

It was hard to design a maid with automatic heating and cleaning functions, but it was cold before it was started!

"Oh, don't worry about so much, Dad! Get out your prosthetics, exoskeletons, robot armor, etc.! Customers are in urgent need!"

"Urgent? How urgent? The customer let the car hit?"

"It's almost there anyway!"

Sakata Gintoki briefly told Yuanwai's father about Madara's double fading and being unable to take care of himself.

And he also told about Su Ran being a rich boss.

Hearing that, Yuanwai's father's eyes are full of light!

"Hearing what you said, that man named Madara seems to be very sick! I'm afraid a normal exoskeleton won't work!"

"What?"

Sakata Gintoki was stunned.

Dad said no, so is this 100 million enough?

You must know that there are still 80 in it as your own hard work!

Only 20 yuan is left for Mr. Madara, no, 15 yuan for maneuvering...

Gengai's father took a sip of tea, said calmly, "According to your description, that man named Uchiha Madara should be a very old man, maybe in his 80s or 90s?"

"Seems to be!"

"At such an old age, he should have been buried in the ground. His body organs have already worn out and are almost useless!"

"and then?"

"Even the general exoskeleton is only a temporary solution, not the root cause. At most, it is to help him walk, squat on the toilet or something. If the organ is really not good enough after another two years, and it is really scrapped, then the lower body will be completely paralyzed, and the size will be lost. Do your best!"

"This……"

Sakata Gintoki swallowed nervously, if he was really paralyzed, then the matter would be more serious.

Serving an old man who has lost his size and size is quite expensive. "Then what do you say?"

"It needs to be replaced with a new one! I changed the entire lower body! Even the belt and buttocks! All of them are made of the highest grade materials!"