Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Like the body of the Uchiha Madara clan, that is a fighter among cocks!A gem that everyone wants to get their hands on!

Uchiha's physique is very special, and he has several times more talent than ordinary ninjas.

And their Sharingan is even more precious.

If a ninja of the Uchiha clan is killed on the battlefield and is not recovered by his own team, it may only take a few minutes for his eyes to be gouged out.

And as the top existence in the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Madara's body has even more exaggerated secrets!

That's right, it is the secret to unlock the eyes of reincarnation.

As long as the bloodlines of Uchiha and Senju's two families are fused together, Sharingan can be opened. This is the ultimate information that Madara has spent half his life obtaining, and it must not be let others know.

"Grandpa Madara, please don't get me wrong, we just want to change your legs for good legs because you are inconvenient..."

"That's right, Grandpa Madara, your legs are already disabled, you don't want to walk on crutches for the rest of your life, do you?"

The two girls, Roumei and Tian Suohui, persuaded with earnest eyes.

It's really sad that Master Madara actually said that the two of them have ulterior motives...

"You guys, don't even think about moving my body..."

"You definitely want to use my body for research, and you won't let it happen..."

Master Ban is still like a donkey, stubborn.

Su Ran was about to scold him, but Tokisaki Kuumou stepped forward before him.

"Hey, Mr. Ban, don't rely on your old self to sell you. Our side rescued you with good intentions, fed you, fed you, and wanted to draw a picture of your legs so that you can walk more easily. What are you talking about here? Woolen cloth?"

Madara: "..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "And your broken body, is it still worth researching? You don't take a pee to see your appearance, your face is like a loofah skin, your hands are as thin as a stick, just yours Thigh, if you give it to dogs, people think it’s too old to eat! Too stuffy! We still use it for research? What are you studying? Let Xing Pingchuang really use your thigh to cook mutton soup?"

Su Ran: "..."

Meat Charm: "..."

Tian Suohui: "..."

Xingping Chuangzhen: "..."

Madara: "Stop scolding, stop scolding..."

The eyes of a group of people are straight!

I usually see that the three spirits of Saki Kuang at this time are weird, and their personalities are difficult to figure out, but I didn't expect to scold people in the same way!

It's so hard to scold the elderly!

Tokisaki Kurumi: "He is a half-dead old man, maybe he will go into the coffin tomorrow, and you can change two good legs for you, so you don't need someone to help you go to the toilet in the future! We are full and have nothing to do to help you change your legs ? Don’t you see how pitiful you are as a lonely old man? You still leave it here to dislike it, do you think you deserve to be scolded?”

Tian Suohui: "Forget it..."

Meat Charm: "Forget it, Kuang San, stop scolding..."

Su Ran: "Forget it, Little Crazy Three, if you continue to scold Master Ban, he will be autistic."

[At this moment, Grandpa Madara's inner activities]: Stop scolding, stop scolding

After twenty minutes of ideological struggle, Master Ban finally accepted the fact of changing his legs.

Yes!

Kuang San's little sister was right, she was a dead old man, half of her body was buried in the coffin, why are you so stubborn?

This place is not a ninja world, and there is no natural technique of reincarnation or reincarnation to transform oneself into a young body.

Maybe if I go out for a walk tomorrow, I will have a heart attack and die!

Change a pair of good legs, and it will be easier to go to the park in the future!

In the anticipation of everyone, half an hour later...

Sakata Gintoki finally came back.

Riding his little eDonkey, behind the eDonkey is dragging a tricycle flatbed carriage that pulls half of the goods.

Several pairs of legs with different shapes are placed inside, and MADAO is also squatting inside.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Seeing those legs with different shapes, everyone was stunned.

Because it was not like the exoskeleton or artificial legs that were promised, but very rough prosthetic legs, two of which were even taken directly from the models in the clothing store!

Sakata Gintoki took off his helmet, and said calmly, "You don't understand, this is a high-end product, let me introduce it to you.".

Chapter 79

Saying that, Sakata Gintoki took off the legs from the tricycle platform.

"This first pair of legs is made of all plastic, with a hardness as high as 1 to 8. After putting them on, Madame Ban no longer has to worry about his feet hurting when crossing the road."

Su Ran: "Are you kidding me?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Don't talk nonsense, Boss Su! I managed to steal this from a store... I brought it from Yuangai Daddy! It's a high-end product!"

While talking about Sakata Yin, he also tapped the pair of plastic legs, clanging, making a stiff sound, um, they are solid.

Tian Suohui: "Then how can I squat if I change these legs? What should I do if I go to the toilet?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Wouldn't it be okay to stand up?"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Su Ran, can I beat this bastard?"

Su Ran: "Wait, wait for him to finish his introduction first."

Gintoki Sakata took out the second pair of legs again.

Good guy, these are a pair of donkey legs!

It's also bloody and hairy!

It is estimated that it was bought from the vegetable market!

Sakata Gintoki: "I believe everyone knows the legs of donkeys, right? Donkeys are hard-working animals. They have a strong tendon. As long as they hang a carrot in front of their heads, they can walk 200 kilometers in one breath. The same goes for the legs of horses next to them. Yes, it's just that the horse's legs are more complicated, and they need to be taken care of later, such as putting horseshoes on the soles of the feet..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "I can't take it anymore, Su Ran, can I beat him up?"

Meat Charm: "I also want to ask, can I beat him?"

Su Ran: "Wait a minute, wait until he finishes his introduction."

Putting down the donkey's and horse's legs, Sakata Gintoki took out a black cloth bag from the cart and took out the two legs.

The legs this time are genuine human legs.

Thin and long, with nail polish on the toes.

Well, these are two woman's legs.

Sakata Gintoki said with a hint of pride in his tone: "This is a genuine mechanical leg with a movable joint, simulated skin and blood vessels, and it is also made of pure natural imported silicone material, non-toxic and pollution-free, and has a faint fragrance... ...I snatched this from Yuanwai Daddy's maid, it's a high-end product..."..."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Su Ran! I can't help it!"

Meat Charm: "I can't help it either!"

Tian Suohui: "I, my fist is also hard..."

Su Ran: "Is the introduction over?"

Sakata Gintoki shook his head, then put down his maid's legs, and walked to Madao who was squatting on the cart.

"This man is called Hasegawa Taizo, 38 years old, healthy and healthy. He used to be a high-ranking official in the shogunate, and now he is a homeless man in the park. Take away all the legs and buttocks, do you want to take the test or not?"

Su Ran: "It's time to fight."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Fuck you! Fuck!"

Meat Charm: "It made us do so much ideological work in vain! You actually got these things to trick us! Where's the money! Where's the money Brother Su Ran gave you? Did you lose it all?! Papapapa! "

Tian Suohui: "Mr. Yinshi, you are so disappointing... Papa papa!"

The three girls pressed Sakata Gintoki to the ground and beat him up crazily. They used the broomstick, the pan, and everything else that needed to be served.

Su Ran couldn't help but went up and kicked her twice.

Special!

I was blind all night!

That idiot Sakata Gintoki messed things up!

Prosthetic legs, donkey legs, horse legs, maid legs...

Plus a MADAO, how to choose?

at this time……

"Ding!"

An abrupt system sound sounded in his head, and Su Ran immediately stopped beating.

"When Sakata Yin was detected, he brought several legs of different styles back to cross business, please make a choice."

I'm coming!The dog system is online!

To be honest, at this time Su Ran kind of hoped that the dog system would come out and give a show operation option.

If the reward is generous, it seems that it is not impossible to replace Master Ban with a pair of donkey legs.

It would be even more wonderful if it was replaced with the legs of the maid lady!That picture is simply too beautiful to dare to look at!

It depends on the system's rewards.

Click to view options:

"1. Put a prosthetic leg on Master Madara, and reward Kang Shuaifu with a pack of ramen noodles."

"2. Replace Master Ban with a donkey leg, and reward Kang Shuaifu with 2 packs of Ramen noodles."

"3. Replace Mr. Madara with horse legs and weld a horseshoe, and reward Kang Shuaifu with 4 packs of ramen noodles."