Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

"4. Replace Mrs. Madara with the prosthetic leg of the maid, and buy him a skirt and socks of the same style as Rem, and reward him with a box of Kang Shuaifu ramen."

"5. It's better not to bully Mr. Madara, just be a person, Mr. Madara is so pitiful, take him to a hospital or a nursing home, and reward ninjutsu [Fire Escape · Huo Huo Quen], [Uchiha Madara Dance King Art], [Uchiha Bounce]"

There are so many options this time!

Some are overwhelmed!

"It's a bit hard to choose..."

To be honest, Su Ran has been tempered by being immersed in the cheating system for so long, and the ordinary and normal options have become tasteless to him.

Then option 5, what kind of shit is a person?

You have been a pervert for so long, and now you want to talk about being a human?

Does it fit?

but……

Looking back at the card seat, who was still coughing hard and looking sad, Su Ran hesitated.

Forget it, let's ask my wife's opinion first.

"¨Little Kuang San, come here."

Su Ran grabbed Kuang San's wife who was madly beating Sakata Yinshi.

"Do you think I want to be a human?"

Tokisaki Kurumi gave a blank look: "Then you are doing it! I have known you for so long, but I have never seen you as a human being!"

"Forehead……"

Su Ran couldn't refute this.

"That's fine, let's let Mr. Madara go for the time being this time!"

"You guys, stop, and follow me to send Master Ban to the hospital for a checkup, and then send him to the nursing home."

……

Of course, Sakata Gintoki brought some prosthetic legs here, so he didn't tell Mr. Madara.

Otherwise, if Master Ban knew that Su Ran and the others originally planned to exchange him with a pair of donkey legs, horse legs, or women's legs, Master Ban would probably vomit blood and die on the spot.

"Master Madara, don't think about it too complicated. We just asked you to come to the hospital for a checkup. If it's suitable, you can go to a nursing home to live in. It's definitely not because you want to get in the way of you in the store."

"That's right, actually our (Li Lihao) shop is empty during the day, so it won't affect Grandpa Ban even if he lives there."

"Master Madara, don't take it to heart, it's really just a check, otherwise the nursing home won't accept it..."

Well, Master Ban didn't think too much at first, but once these two little girls said it, he immediately thought too much!

Is this about abandoning yourself?

You think you are too in the way, so you send him to a nursing home?

What the hell, I really want to cry!

Ward.

Because Mr. Ban was too old, the nurse immediately arranged for him to lie down in the ward after registration, and the attending doctor would come to inquire about the situation later, and then check his body.

Then after all the examinations are completed, the hospital will issue a physical condition form.

Only by holding this watch can Grandpa Ban live in a nursing home, otherwise, if he dies suddenly in the nursing home, his family members will come to argue with him.

"Yo, boy, how old are you this year?"

As soon as Master Madara lay down, a bald old man next door cheerfully came over to strike up a conversation. .

Chapter 80

"Haha, young man, why do you look so bad? Could it be that your condition is a little serious?"

"Haha, it's okay, bro, I'm still in the advanced stage of lung cancer? The most important thing in life is mentality. Even if you are facing a serious illness, you have to laugh it off."

"Look at me, the doctor said that I can only live for three months, but my brother, I am in a good mood and happy. I have been in the hospital for a year and I am still alive!"

"So brother, don't put on a bitter face, you should smile or you have to laugh..."

At this time, Mr. Madara has the heart to kill someone!

Tiger fell and Pingyang was bullied by dogs!

I am a dignified Uchiha Madara, but I was educated by a dying old man?

What shit boy?

You were still breastfeeding when Lao Tzu conquered the world!

Su Ran came over and asked with concern, "Master Ban, how do you feel?"

Madara: "I feel bad."

Su Ran: "Oh, don't be so pessimistic. You see what the old man said is good. The most important thing is the mentality of being a human being. With such a sad face, you might live a few months before you die."

Grandpa Madara: "You are so...ahem!"

Madara doesn't want to argue with people.

Right now, I am a stranger in a foreign land, dragging a dying body...

What can I do?

It's not just resignation.

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Have you considered which nursing home to send Mr. Madara to?"

Su Ran: "Well, it's just..."

At this time, Su Ran's voice suddenly stopped.

Because a group of people in white coats came head-on.

A doctor and two young nurses.

The male doctor, wearing a pair of glasses, was in his 40s, and he looked like a mature and stable elite at first glance.

The other two female nurses, one with long pink hair and the other with short blond hair, have good faces and good figures, and are very eye-catching types.

The moment he saw those three people, Su Ran's eyes straightened!

"Fuck! How did these people appear here?!"

Tokisaki Kurumi opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Huh? Do you know these people?"

Su Ran didn't speak, but silently watched the male doctor in charge walking towards Master Ban.

"Hi, I'm Ryuji Hirasaka, your attending doctor."

"Hello, I'm Remi Shinjo, the head nurse."

"I'm Ren Nanase, and I'm your exclusive nurse. Your name is Uchiha Madara, right?"

The three of them greeted each other warmly, and enthusiastically asked Mr. Madara for various information.

On the other hand, Su Ran who was next to him was so shocked that his eyes were bulging like two tubes!

"What's the matter with you? Is there any problem with the three of you?" Tokisaki Kurumi asked, shaking his arm.

"Problem? Of course there is a problem..."

Su Ran took a deep breath.

"This is a person from the Yeqin Sick Building!"

Bingdong, this is a classic among classics, and it is regarded as a godlike existence by countless people!

These three people, Hirasaka Ryuji, Shinjo Remi, and Nanase Ren, are the main characters in the sick building hospital!

They are actually Master Ban's attending physician and lawyer, this special meow is about to take off!

Su Ran patted her thigh on the spot and decided not to go to any nursing home, Master Ban lived in this hospital!

A few minutes later, Hirasaka Ryuji finished asking about Madara-ye's physical condition.

Although he didn't understand what Madara said about "Sharingan" and "Harod cells", there is one thing he can be sure of. This old man named Uchiha Madara should have some kind of delusional disorder and mental problems.

"Are you his family?"

Ryuji Hirasaka walked up to Su Ran to ask questions.

"Is this old man in your family suffering from mental illness?"

"Why do you say that?"

"I just asked him why he had so many wounds? He said that he was beaten by the ninja coalition forces of the five major countries, and there is also a ninja god named 'Senju Bashirama', which he said many times..."

"Oh, you don't need to pay attention to this, just treat him as talking to himself."

Su Ran walked up to Lord Ban: "Master Ban, your physical condition is not very good, if you go to the nursing home now, you may have problems, you'd better stay here for two months and get some nutrient solution before leaving. "

There was no luster on Master Ban's face, like a dead person, he replied weakly: "Everything is according to your arrangement, anyway, it's the same to me wherever I go."

"Well."

Su Ran looked at the two nurses with a smile: "Master Ban, I'll trouble you to take care of them. Try to use better medicine. You don't have to worry about money."

……

Coming out of the hospital, Tokisaki Kurumi's face was full of doubts.

Because Su Ran's behavior is so strange!

After seeing those three people, his expression was obviously shocked. It seemed that he knew the doctor and two nurses.

But it's not like an acquaintance who goes up to say hello, but pretends that nothing happened, and wants to leave Master Ban in the hospital.

What kind of medicine is sold in this gourd?

"Hey, what the hell are you up to? Tell me quickly."

Tokisaki Kurumi grabbed Su Ran's shoulder and asked.