Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

The two of you came and went, and quickly finished the barrel of wine.

"Boss! Three more barrels of wine!"

Tsunade's drink was already a little hot, so he took off his coat and hung it on the wall beside him.

The perfect figure was once again shown in front of everyone. Where has Echizen Nanjiro felt such a shock at close range?

"I rely on!!"

"Big mountain!!! Absolutely two real big mountains!!"

Instant nosebleed, fell to the ground...

Akagi Takenori walked over fearlessly with a drink, grabbed Echizen Nanjiro, and pulled him out: "Hello, I am Akagi Takenori from Shonhoku High School, and I have the same idea as Mr. Nanjiro, although you are A woman, but I think with your strength and speed, you can come to my school disguised as a man and be a basketball player, power forward, point guard, pitcher... you can play any position... I don't know you how about?"

Hearing this, Su Ran beside him was stunned.

Why is this Tsunade more sought-after than himself!

Tsunade looked at Akagi Takenori in surprise: "Huh? School? Could it be that you, an orangutan, are actually a student? How many grades did you keep? Grade 10? Or grade 20?"

"........."

Akagi Takenori's face flushed with a brush.

You can blame me for looking old!

I don't want to look so old either, okay? !

"That...I..."

"Cut! You're so old, don't pretend to be tender, you have to learn from the man just now, if you want to ask me for a drink, just come directly, why are you hypocritical?"

Tsunade had already changed to a beer mug by now.

"sit down!"

Akagi Takenori was taken aback and sat down immediately.

Tsunade looked at him drunkenly: "Come on! Come on!"

"I... I'm a student, so I can't drink."

"Huh? Really don't want to drink?"

"boom!"

Tsunade casually bumped his fist against the wall next to him.

1 minute later.

"Come on! Sister, I'll pour it for you, continue!"

"Haha! That's right, you little brother, I'll accept it first."

"Yes! Big sister!"

Akagi Takenori looked at the big hole on the wall next to him, which was just punched by this woman casually, and he could only sigh in his heart: It really is a weird guy! !

"Gorilla, get out of the way, how can you, a middle school student, get involved in a drinking place?"

Hearing this voice, Akagi Takenori looked awkwardly at the eldest sister he had just recognized, and then stepped aside...

Sakata Gintoki walked over with a smile: "Beauty, are you interested in going to my house for a while?"

As soon as he said something, he quickly picked up a large piece of meat from the plate in front of Tsunade with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth.

"Hey! Kid, are you kidding me? You want me to go home with you, okay! Let's finish the wine first!"

Tsunade threw a jar of wine on the table, and looked at Sakata Gintoki with a full face.

He sat down directly and said, "Are you still afraid?"

It is rare for Sakata Yinshi to meet a rich man, it doesn't matter how much he drinks, and he is also a beautiful woman!

Regardless of other things, Baijiu's wine must be drunk well!

"Beauty, do you want to punch?"

"Come on, who is afraid of whom!"

"Ten! Fifteen!"

"twenty!"

"drink!!"

Goo, goo, goo!

"Come again!"

"Ten! Fifteen!"

"fifteen!"

"It's you again! Drink!"

"Fuck! I don't believe it!"

……

Tsunade lost several times in a row, which completely restored her previous gambling strength, which surprised and delighted her!

"Ah, it's too troublesome. If you lose this time, just drink from the bucket!"

Tsunade threw his beer mug aside and said loudly.

"Isn't it? Miss Tsunade, are you so ruthless?"

Although Sakata Yinshi had just punched and won more than lost, but he was almost drunk. I didn't expect this woman to be drunk yet!

"Hmph! What are you afraid of? Worried that I can't afford the drink?"

"No! What's that? Good! I'll continue to accompany you!"

The two started a new round of drinking.

From drinking orders to rolling dice, I played it all over the place!

As the saying goes, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will worry about tomorrow!

Do it first!

Tsunade raised the barrel again and drank it all in one gulp!

"Good! Cool!!!"

Twenty minutes later... Tsunade slammed down the barrel.

Suddenly, I realized that the curly hair drinking with her in front of me seemed to have been gone for a long time, as if it had been gone since the 5th or 6th round!

"Hey! Where's Gintoki Sakata? Are you drunk?"

Tsunade stood up and immediately saw Sakata Gintoki lying on the ground unconscious.

"Get up!"

"Continue to be high!!"

"Really! Ah Yin is so useless today! Who is that! Akagi orangutan! Give him this cup! Make him sober!"

Where does Akagi Takenori dare to move?

He is a serious high school student, a good boy, and he would never do such a thing as a sneak attack on a 29-year-old samurai!

But Tsunade is different.

With a cold snort, he just picked up a beer bottle from the table, with a sudden thrust, he went straight to Sakata Yinshi's back door...

"what!!!!!"

Sakata Gintoki screamed and jumped up!

Cover your own back door and jump back and forth!

"Who? Who did it?"

Tsunade said drunkenly: "I did it! Don't get up to drink! Why are you pretending to sleep?!"

……

At Su Ran's table, they had already finished their meal, but seeing a group of people drinking so crazy, they didn't want to leave.

He had witnessed several drunken lunatics fighting for wine before, and he himself had no chance to step in. Seeing that everyone was drunk now, Su Ran was ready to go up and say hello to Tsunade.

However, when he stood up...

Suddenly, the familiar "Ding!" sounded.

"It has been detected that everyone has been drunk by Tsunade, please make a choice!"

I'm coming!

Again!

This dog system is online again!

The system came really slowly today, it's been an hour since I saw Tsunade, and now it's here!

Immediately open the system panel to view:

"1. Politely walked up to Tsunade, introduced myself, and then chatted with her, discussing the hero with wine. Reward to go home tonight when a boar broke into the room."

"2. Forget it, forget it, these people are drunk lunatics, so let's get rid of them quickly! Rewarded to go home tonight, a boar broke into the room, and even ran to my bed to shit."

"3. Walk up to Tsunade domineeringly, drive everyone away, then directly pick up the wine and fight with her, and drink Tsunade until only 1% of his life is left. Reward the physique of a thousand cups without getting drunk .”

Chapter 101

What the hell?

1%?

Based on past experience, Su Ran definitely chose 3 without hesitation.