Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

But today's option is too strange~ a little bit!

1%?

To exactly drink Tsunade's - health to 1%?

Is this a little too difficult?

"System, are you kidding me? Everyone is alive and not in the game world. How do I know what Tsunade's health is?"

The system immediately gave an explanation: "Adaptation has been made for you!"

After the words fell, Su Ran turned her head and saw that a number had appeared on Tsunade who was sitting on the table drinking at some point:

86.9%

If you guessed correctly, this is Tsunade's current health.

"Alcohol is said to be harmful to people, and the ancients did not deceive me! This Tsunade princess has only drank for a while, and almost half of her life has been drunk?"

Su Ran gasped.

"The system, this third option, is it necessary to drink 1% of the life value? Is it even 2%?"

"That's right! Considering that the host will often drink with others in the future, the reward of a thousand glasses of non-drunk physique is very precious! So this option is more difficult!

"Please control the amount precisely, don't add 0.1% more, and don't lose 0.1% less, it must be precisely controlled at 1%, no difference!"

After swallowing her saliva and thinking for a while, Su Ran resolutely walked over.

"Tsunade, do you dare to come with me for a drink?"

At this moment, Tsunade felt unsatisfied because he had dealt with three men in a row but he was still slightly drunk.

She originally planned to come over to find Su Ran for a drink, but she didn't expect him to come by herself.

"Okay, old lady, I'm worried that I haven't had enough to drink! How do you drink it? How much do you give me?"

Tsunade patted the table drunkenly, his whole figure looked like a big sister in the street.

Su Ran smiled slightly, with an unkind brilliance in his eyes.

"Let's punch and drink, whoever loses will have a drink! A whole beer glass! What do you think?"

"Okay, just do it, I'm not afraid of you!"

Tsunade said she wasn't afraid at all.

Although Tsunade's gambling luck is very bad, she loses 10 out of 9 bets, but she does drink well.

The reason...

Naturally, Tsunade has ninja physique.

In addition, Tsunade was originally a descendant of the Senju clan, with extremely strong vitality, and with the blessing of the external ninjutsu known as Baihaozhijutsu, with various skills piled up on his body, Tsunade's physique is dozens of times that of ordinary people , naturally not so easy to get drunk!

Today I want to beat this handsome boy in front of me!

A few minutes later, the two were ready to fight.

Tokisaki Kurumi and Tornado rushed up excitedly

They had to watch the entire match.

Because the last time they drank with Su Ran, they all lost out of nowhere.

He was also called up by Su Ran to play mahjong all night, making him unable to get out of bed...

Father, like son.

This time, they want to stand outside to see what kind of tricks Su Ran used to cheat!

"Brothers are good, two sixes, stroke, stroke, here comes the fist!"

"Haha, you lost."

Tsunade was hit just after the start.

Su Ran let out a laugh, picked up a glass of white wine and smashed it hard in front of Tsunade.

"Huh? Didn't I have three fingers? Why did it become two?"

Tsunade stared at his palm in surprise.

She clearly had three fingers!

What's going on...

Could it be that he was drunk?

"Sister Tsunade, drink quickly! Are you trying to play tricks?"

Su Ran urged.

Although he didn't understand the situation, Tsunade still picked up the beer glass and drank it with his head up!

"ton ton ton ton..."

"Hurr~~~~"

"Come again!"

Rub your palms together...

"Brothers are good, two sixes, stroke, stroke, here comes the fist!"

One big and one small, Tsunade lost again!

"Haha, why did you lose again? Hurry up, drink!"

Another glass of solid baijiu was in front of him, Tsunade looked astonished, completely confused!

"I, why did I make a wrong finger again??"

She remembered that she had 4 fingers this time, but it became 3 again!

Hit the evil?

"ton ton ton ton..."

"Come again!"

"Brothers are good~~~"

Three seconds later, another glass of solid white wine was placed in front of Tsunade...

"This! What's going on here??"

"Why did I make the wrong finger again?!"

Tsunade got a little over the top.

Why did the fingers change again? !

"Is it your fault? Did you break my fingers back! I had four fingers just now, how did it become three?"

Su Ran looked innocent: "What are you talking about? I think you are drunk!"

Tsunade glanced at Tokisaki Kurumi and Tornado next to him as if asking for help, but both of them shook their heads.

They also wanted to find evidence of Su Ran's cheating, but there was nothing!

His eyes almost popped out, but he couldn't see how he cheated!

"Humph! I don't believe it!"

Tsunade tied up her hair with one hand, igniting her fighting spirit.

Then cross your hands: "Shadow Clone Technique!"

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A puff of white smoke exploded, and an identical Tsunade appeared beside the table.

All the guests were shocked!

"No, no, another one!"

"What kind of magic is this! Mitosis?"

"It's too crazy for one person to become two people?"

……

Amid the amazed eyes of everyone, Tsunade hiccupped.

"Come again!"

As for Su Ran, he was extremely calm, and he said that he was right!

Because only the double can see the double!

It was the same as the operation of Tokisaki Kuangsan and the others last time, from the moment he punched, he kept letting the platinum star float beside him to activate the time-stop ability.

Every time Tsunade finished punching, he would forcibly snap back the opponent's fingers, hitting every hit!

"Brothers are good, two sixes, row and row..."

..... 0

"The cafeteria pours hot sauce, smash it-Valudo!"

"Smash--Waldo!"

"Smash--Waldo!"

"Smash--Waldo!"

"Smash--Waldo!"

……

After 20 minutes, the wine in Yaowang Restaurant was completely empty.

Tsunade drank it all by himself!

"Meat charm! Tian Suohui! Dragon roll! The three of you hurry up and buy wine!"

Su Ran glanced at the life value on Tsunade's hand... She really deserves to be one of the best strong women in the ninja world, she has already drunk to this level, and she still has [-]% of her life value!