Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

If it were someone else, they would have foamed at the mouth long ago and passed out!

It may have been negative!

Five minutes later, a few girls came back with a full load of baijiu, all of which were high-end, throat-piercing ones.

Tsunade supported the table, feeling a little dizzy.

Nima, something is wrong...

Why did you row for a long time?it's all me drinking

Tsunade shook her head vigorously, trying to restrain her drowsiness, she felt as if she had been tricked.

Did the other party use some trick to deceive him?

For example, the illusion of writing sharing eyes?

Su Ran turned open the white wine bottle calmly, and directly poured tons and tons of wine into the beer bottle.

Seeing this kind of drinking situation, Yao Wang and Rou Mei were terrified!

People drink beer in beer glasses, but you guys drink liquor in beer glasses!

And not drunk!

who?

"Hurry up, Tsunade Hime, the outcome will be announced now!"

Su Ran's eyes were fixed on the life value on Tsunade's head.

%, 15.7%, 16.3%, 16%...

It can be said that he was jumping repeatedly on the verge of drunkenness!Son.

Chapter 102

"Brothers are good, two sixes, stroke, stroke, here comes the fist!"

"Brothers are good, two six..."

"How are you guys..."

"How are you guys..."

Another 20 minutes passed, and Tsunade's hand holding the table couldn't hold it anymore.

Nima!

Not right!

Why did more than [-] rounds come again, and I lost all of them!

Looking at the empty liquor bottles scattered all over the ground, Tsunade's hand felt a burst of pain!

Something is wrong, there must be something wrong!

I was definitely deceived by this man!

He must have used Sharingan!Illusion was used!

But I have already released 4 shadow clones, looked around him 360 degrees, and found nothing wrong!

How on earth did he cheat!

"What's the matter? Tsunade Hime? Is this not enough? Hurry up and punch!"

Su Ran stretched out his finger sinisterly, and Tsunade subconsciously stretched out his finger out of inertia, and then lost again...

ton ton ton~~~

After drinking another glass of white wine, Tsunade was obviously a bit weak, his consciousness was muddy, his limbs were weak, and he couldn't even stand firmly!

Su Ran's eyes were fixed on the life value number on Tsunade's hand.

He feels like the king of Yu-Gi-Oh at this moment!

Calculate the enemy's life value extremely carefully and clearly!

"The blood is going to be locked, the blood is going to be locked!"

看着纲手的生命值正在飞速下降，10.09%.7.3%.9.1%.5.5%.4.1%.3.1%.……

It feels more exciting than looking at stocks!

"Here we come! It's finally getting to 1%!"

Su Ran was so nervous that she held her breath, her eyes remained motionless!

1% 1%... 1.3%!

Tsunade's health stopped at 1.3%, and he didn't move!

"Fuck! It's actually 0.3 more!"

Su Ran's heart was shocked!

According to the system, Tsunade's HP must be kept at 1%, neither more nor less, otherwise the reward will not be honored!

"Tsunade, what's wrong with you? Come and drink!"

Su Ran quickly filled Tsunade's beer glass with wine.

At this moment, Tsunade's meaning is completely blurred!

In her line of sight, this small shop, Su Ran, the boss, the bar...had completely disappeared.

Instead, there is a wide river.

There are red Bianhua flowers floating on it, and there are eerie white smoke. On the other side of the river, there are my parents who have passed away for many years, as well as my grandfather Senshouzhuma, and grandma Uzumaki Mito...

And one by one, they are all waving to themselves:

"Tsunade~~~Come here, come here~~~"

"Tsunade~~~ Come here quickly~~~"

"We are all here waiting for you~~~"

……

Already drunk Santuchuan!

"Tsunade! What's wrong with you? Is this not enough?"

Seeing Tsunade's precarious appearance, Su Ran became anxious, and hurried over to support her, and let her fall on her lap.

"No, you haven't reached 1%, so don't fall down!"

Su Ran immediately took the wine glass and took another sip for Tsunade.

The HP on the head dropped from 1.3% to 0.7% directly!

"Nimma! I drank too much!"

Su Ran quickly raised her mouth and took a big mouthful of wine from Tsunade's stomach.

0.7% rose to 2.4%!

"Nimma oversucked again!"

Hurry up and spit it back...

2.4% to 0.9%.

suck it back.

0.9% rose to 1.5%...

Su Ran just sucked and vomited on Tsunade, seeing Tokisaki Kurumi and Tornado next to him, their expressions changed drastically, and they were extremely shocked!

"This, this bastard... what is this bastard doing?!"

"My God! Why is this guy so disgusting! Why is he drinking that sip of wine back and forth!"

"Drink and spit it out, spit it out and drink it in, my God!"

"Beast! It really is a beast!"

……

During the whole night, Su Ran danced repeatedly on that sip of wine!

Originally, it was very close once, but Tsunade couldn't hold back and spit out a big mouthful of wine.

The life value immediately recovered by 20.00%!

Su Ran started from the beginning again, poured her mouthfuls one by one, and then used her mouth to be accurate to one decimal place after pouring. After tossing around until dawn, she finally stabilized the value at 1%...

The sun is shining and the weather is fine.

Tsunade opened his eyes, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head.

"Hisss~ It hurts..."

"Head seems to be splitting..."

Even if he is as strong as Tsunade, things like hangovers are unavoidable.

It took more than 20 seconds for Tsunade to wake up from the dizziness.

But as soon as she opened her eyes, she was shocked again!

Because there was a man lying in front of him!

No clothes!And she didn't have any clothes on herself!

Two people sleep in one bed!

"This!"

Tsunade was so frightened that he was half sober from the wine!

"Hey, wake up! Aren't you the one who drank with me last night?!"