Zongman: Offer fake goods for a better world

Tsunade frantically shook Su Ran's head to wake him up...

"Why? Why? Shake it early in the morning?"

Su Ran opened his eyes in a daze. He said that he was also quite tired, and it would be a waste of energy to drink and vomit continuously.

"What are you talking about? Why, how can I sleep with you!"

Tsunade was so nervous that he was dying!

This Nima!

I just went out for a drink casually, did I get fucked by a wild man?

If that's the case, it's too worthless!

Su Ran rubbed her sleepy eyes: "Don't be nervous, we are both innocent, it's just that you vomited from drinking the night before, and dirty both of our clothes, that's why you took them off."

"Really? Are you such a gentleman?"

Tsunade expressed disbelief.

A woman passed out after drinking, was picked up by a man and brought home, and they all slept on the same bed, and nothing happened? !

Is this a little too bullshit?

It is impossible for a saint to do this!

Su Ran spread her hands innocently: "If you say I'm a gentleman...you can't say that I'm a gentleman. The main reason is that everyone is watching, and I can't do anything."

"Everyone?"

Tsunade looks surprised

"There."

Su Ran pointed to the side, and Tsunade could see clearly.

Nima, there is actually a bed in the room!

And there are several girls sitting on it!

Takatsuki Izumi, Tornado, Tokisaki Kurumi, Dome, Nakiri Erina...

Everyone was staring at the bed, that resentful, hate-filled gaze, as if they were going to kill Tsunade!

"You, you..."

Tsunade said that she didn't understand the situation in front of her.

What's the matter with this man?

How come there are so many lovely girls in the family!

"Hmph, don't think it's great to have two mountains! You're already awake, come down quickly!"

"That's right! We reluctantly left the bed for you. Now that you're awake, don't stay any longer. Come down!"

"I have to say that those two mountains are really bluffing...".

Chapter 103

In the sick building hospital, it was late at night without knowing it.

Master Ban and White Beard chatted happily, so that in the end, the two chatted from the sky to the ground, and then from the ground to the sea...

They are all bigwigs belonging to various worlds, and they are relatively old, so they are very good at chatting, bragging and pretending.

"Let me tell you, brother, if it weren't for my loose character, I would have ruled the entire pirate world long ago. Where can the navy and the revolutionary army survive?"

"Goo la la la!"

"Hmph! What is that?"

"If I can return to the ninja world now and continue my Moon Eye project, I think there will be another ninja war! It's a pity that I can't go back..."

Just said this.

suddenly!

Madara felt a little pain in his stomach.

not good!

This is the feeling of coming to the tuba!

He quickly pressed the bell next to him.

Seeing that Master Ban suddenly turned red, White Beard thought something had happened: "Brother, what's wrong with you?

Ban Ye waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay."

White Beard looked at Master Ban in surprise, his face turned red, is he alright?

Master Ban continued: "It's just that when people are old, there are always three urgencies."

"Goo la la la!"

"Then you have to go quickly, it's not good to hold back for a long time."

"I've already rang this doorbell, and I'll go when the nurse comes. 26"

The two communicated intermittently for a while, but the nurse Nanaseren still did not appear.

"Is the nurse too busy or fell asleep? It's late at night, brother, it seems that you have to go by yourself."

"Little brother, I am helpless now."

Whitebeard gestured to the multiple tubes on his body and said.

Master Ban endured the pain in his stomach and said: "It's okay, I can go by myself."

What time are these nurses going to be lazy?

What a lack of professionalism! !

Helpless, he had no choice but to get up by himself, and took over the crutches that were leaning not far away.

This crutch was specially prepared by the hospital for these old men.

Madara, sticking to his crutches, slowly moved step by step to the gatehouse, and opened the door of his and Whitebeard's room...

In the dead of night, there was no smell other than the pungent smell of medicine in the sick building.

Looking at the quiet interior of the hospital, Mr. Ban didn't feel anything. After all, he lived in an underground, more secluded place for more than ten years. The air and gloomyness there were much more terrifying than this sick building!

He quickly glanced at the directions on the gatehouses, and then walked in the direction of the toilet...

After 5 minutes passed, Master Ban walked out of the toilet very easily.

When people are old, no matter how big they are, they feel comfortable!

"what!"

Suddenly there was a miserable cry from the corner of the hospital.

"Huh? What's that sound?"

Madame Madara looked towards the place where the sound had just been made.

But he found nothing.

It looks really old!

I even have auditory hallucinations, hey!

Ban Ye shook his head, turned around and prepared to go back to the ward, and continued chatting with White Beard.

Ever since the white beard came, Mr. Ban finally felt no longer lonely. The two of them had too many topics in common. If it wasn't for the stomachache, he really didn't want to waste this chatting time to go to the bathroom.

"what!"

The miserable voice came out again.

"!?"

"Sure enough, I heard it right, this voice is really real!"

"where?"

Mr. Madara patrolled the front, holding a cane, and slowly approached the source of the sound.

"pain!"

The voice gradually became clearer.

The closer Master Madara got, the more curious he became!

Could it be that something colorful happened in the hospital?

When he approached the door where the voice came from, Master Ban looked up at the sign on the door.

Nurses lounge! !

"It came from here!"

No wonder no one responded after pressing the bell for so long. It turns out that there are other important things to do...

Ban Ye looked around and found that there was no one there.

He slowly opened a corner of the door and looked inside...

"I……"

Madara hurriedly covered his mouth.

Although it was the first time for Mr. Ban to do such a sneaky thing, when he found out what was going on inside, he was so shocked that he almost couldn't help shouting!

What are these people doing?

Inside, Dr. Ryuji Hirasaka was pouring the blood-red liquid behind Nurse Ren Nanase, who was taking care of him and Whitebeard...

sizzle~~

Madara took a whiff.