Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"You are so powerful, then why were you willing last night..."

Xu Damao spoke vaguely, but his meaning was also clear.

"Since I'm married to you (fake), I have to do my duty as a wife (let you have your own erotic dreams). Don't even think about anything else."

Xu Damao's face was filled with bitterness. Isn't this just marrying the Empress Dowager Cixi? I ​​still have to serve him, eat my food, and let me serve him. At most, I can give birth to a few children for my family (not yours). .

Xu Damao had no choice but to think of a solution while cooking and cleaning up the mess. After a while, the food was on the table.

Lou Xiao'e spat it out after taking a bite, and deliberately said disparagingly, "Your skills are too bad. This dish is so unpalatable, how can you eat it?"

Xu Damao flicked his chopsticks and was about to say something when he saw Lou Xiao'e staring at him and quickly picked up the chopsticks again.

"My craftsmanship is definitely not as good as your eldest lady's house. How about you see whose house you can go to for dinner?" Xu Damao was afraid, but his words were not timid at all, with a touch of ridicule.

Lou Xiao'e was overjoyed, and with a calm expression on her face, she pretended to be angry and said: "Just go, you think everyone else is like you!"

Then he took a piece of bacon and walked out.

"Where are you going? What are you doing with the bacon?" Xu Damao was dumbfounded and quickly chased after him.

"I'll go to the back to find Jianjian. We had a great chat yesterday. How normal it is to have dinner together!" Lou Xiao'e pretended to be proud and looked at Xu Damao with contempt, "You don't have any friends in the courtyard, do you? Have you eaten with others?"

"Then, what about the bacon?" Xu Damao asked guiltily. He really had no friends in the courtyard. Apart from entertaining guests, they never ate together.

"Food is so precious, how can you not bring food with you when you go to eat?"

Xu Damao was really confused. These days, food is rationed. If you go to someone else's house to eat one meal, the other person will have to eat less, so he usually brings food to his door.

Xu Damao did the math, and based on Gao Lin's consumption standards, every meal was good, so it was really shabby to bring some stick noodles.

"Okay, if you can, just eat at his house every day!" Xu Damao shouted without confidence, but he also felt that this might be the case in the future.

This time I really invited an aunt back!

"My pleasure!"

Lou Xiao'e's voice came from far away, and people had already entered Gao Lin's house.

"Okay, you won't even say wait for me while you're eating!"

They were all on their own, and Lou Xiaoe was not polite. She took a bowl of rice, found a place to sit and ate it.

"You're here just in time. Jianjian is on maternity leave and you are on marriage leave. Don't tear up our family today."

Listening to Gao Lin's teasing, Li Jianjian refused: "It's been a long time since I demolished my house, and you're still teasing me!"

Gao Lin repeatedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, I was wrong. You two, the sharp heroines, just hang out in the yard, and you might have some good shows to watch."

"For example?" The three women and Yan Jiecheng were both interested.

"Xu Damao is married and Silly Zhu is still single. What will the deaf old lady do? What will Silly Zhu do? Xu Damao, who just got married, has a lot of good things in his family. What will Banggen do?"

"It's really a lot after all!" Yu Li sighed with emotion, so who are the people in this courtyard? They don't want others to be better than themselves.

"I guess the deaf old lady will say bad things about Xu Damao to Lou Xiao'e, and then praise Silly Zhu, which is a typical sneer." Yan Jiecheng speculated, and then said:

"I saw the deaf old lady tearing Liu Guangqi down like this, but his wife was stupid and didn't hear it. She just thought she was saying bad things and told the second uncle. How could the second uncle not please the deaf old lady? This is a contradiction. "

"Indeed, the deaf old lady here wins the world of courtyards. Although part of it is because the first uncle elevated her status, if the second uncle can really please her, he won't suffer as much as before."

"That's okay. If the deaf old lady says bad things about Xu Damao, I will say it with him. I feel comfortable saying bad things about him!" Lou Xiao'e said with a slight smile.

"By the way, Xiao'e, what were you doing just now? It sounds like there's going to be a fight," Li Jianjian suddenly remembered something and asked curiously.

"It's not that we're going to fight, but it's already started." Lou Xiao'e pressed her forehead helplessly.

"Then isn't Xu Damao looking for death?" Gao Lin was surprised.

"No, I thought how long he could keep pretending, but it turned out that I deliberately broke a few bowls and burnt a plate of dishes, and he couldn't help but want to hit me. How can I bear it? I just learned the Chinese martial arts. "

"It's better for you. Either you have talent or you have practiced since childhood. Even Lou Xiao'e has laid a good foundation by relying on various incense since childhood. I don't know when I will reach Mingjin." Yu Li envied, He glanced at Gao Lin and pretended to sigh.

"It's okay, it's not your interest here. It will be enough for Ming Jin to be able to protect himself in a few months. You can do more other things."

Gao Lin quickly comforted him and pretended not to see Yu Li's peek.The girl came here specifically for comfort, you can really expose her! .

Chapter 33 The deaf old lady wants to cause trouble?Hey!

Gao Lin, Yu Li, and Yan Jiecheng slowly went to work. Li Jianjian and Lou Xiao'e just finished eating and didn't want to move, so they moved a rocking chair to the middle of the backyard to bask in the sun.

It is already October, and the temperature is a bit low, but the sun is shining warmly on the body, and a small quilt is covering the body, swaying, making people feel sleepy again without realizing it.

"Boom~boom~boom~"

The sudden noise woke up the two people who were in a daze.

Li Jianjian and Lou Xiao'e frowned and looked, and saw the deaf old lady walking slowly and tremblingly this way alone.

Li Jianjian couldn't help but complain in his heart: When you were grabbing food and beating up the Zhang family, you were walking as fast as flying, but when you faced good people, you were trembling?

Lou Xiao'e looked at Li Jianjian helplessly, obviously asking me to help her and give her my seat.A pregnant woman and an old lady, it’s fine for both of them to sit, but a healthy little daughter-in-law can stand.

Li Jianjian didn't want to let the little sister suffer, so he turned the rocking chair and put his legs on Lou Xiao'e's legs, making it impossible for her to get up.

"Xiao'e, please rub my legs. Ever since I got pregnant, I feel like my legs are swollen again!" She said and winked at Lou Xiao'e.

The deaf old lady stood aside with a smile, not speaking, just watching.

Lou Xiao'e couldn't bear it after rubbing it for a few times. After all, she was still untrained and had a thin skin. She pushed Li Jianjian, put down her legs and stood up.

"Old lady, please sit down!" Lou Xiao'e helped the deaf old lady sit in the rocking chair.

When she sat firmly, the deaf old lady began to shake involuntarily, and it took a while before she sighed comfortably.

"It's really comfortable to bask in the sun at this time! This rocking chair is also comfortable!"

After saying that, the deaf old lady stared straight at Li Jianjian.

Why, you want my rocking chair because it’s comfortable?Li Jianjian couldn't laugh or cry.

"Old lady, I bought these two rocking chairs as a pair. If one of them falls apart, I will give it to you!"

"What, you want to give it to me? Then thank you, thank you!" The deaf old lady deliberately pretended not to be able to hear, stood up and wanted to move the rocking chair away.

"I won't give it to you. This is a pair. They cannot be taken apart!" Knowing that the deaf old lady was pretending to be deaf, Li Jianjian deliberately shouted in her ear.

"Oh, you can't give it to me, what a pity." The deaf old lady said regretfully, then turned to Lou Xiao'e, "Are you the new daughter-in-law who got married yesterday?"

"Yes, old lady, my name is Lou Xiao'e, I got married yesterday!" Lou Xiao'e saw Li Jianjian's method and shouted loudly in Mrs. Long's ear.

"Who are you marrying? Is it my eldest grandson He Yuzhu?"

If the deaf old lady can't get anything, then she needs people.When Li Jianjian got married, he was always with Gao Lin. I couldn't provoke him. You, Lou Xiao'e, can't escape this time, right?

"Who is He Yuzhu?" Lou Xiao'e continued to shout, asking deliberately in order to shout more words.

The deaf old lady got excited when she heard this and started talking non-stop: "He Yuzhu lives in the main room in the middle courtyard, which is the master room of the palace. He has two rooms, and he is the chef of the steel rolling mill. He is very good at cooking. Tan’s cuisine…”

"Old lady, it sounds like you are introducing someone to me. I just got married yesterday!" When Lou Xiao'e heard this, Yan Jiecheng really guessed it right and quickly interrupted.

"Married? Married to whom?"

"Married to Xu Damao!"

"Oh!" The deaf old lady was startled, "Daughter, run quickly! He can't marry Xu Damao!"

"Old lady, what's wrong with Xu Damao?" Lou Xiao'e glanced at Xu Damao's house, and then shouted loudly.

Xu Damao was sober, and he had long heard the three people shouting in the backyard.

Originally, the deaf old lady was thinking of ways to get a rocking chair, but Xu Damao was still laughing secretly, but as soon as he mentioned Silly Zhu, he knew something was wrong.

Why should Lou Xiao'e not marry me, Xu Damao? What a girl, run away!What what!

Xu Damao didn't say anything and quietly opened the door. The deaf old lady was sitting facing east, with her back to her home. He quickly tiptoed out of the house and stood behind the deaf old lady.

"This Xu Damao is a little bastard. He never does good things!" the deaf old lady pretended to be angry.

Lou Xiao'e echoed: "This Xu Damao is a bastard!"

The voice was clear and sweet, and the beauty smiled and shook her head.

"This Xu Damao is a bad guy. He goes around sowing discord and even watches the widow take a bath. A few months ago, she dated twenty or thirty people at the same time!" the deaf old lady added.

Lou Xiao'e chatted: "This Xu Damao is a bad guy!"

Lou Xiao'e glanced at Xu Damao, who was standing behind the deaf old lady, and looked at Li Jianjian with crooked eyebrows.

"This Xu Damao is a bastard. He goes around spreading rumors and causing trouble. He kicks in widows' doors at night and digs out the graves of dead families!" the deaf old lady emphasized again.

Lou Xiao'e nodded: "This Xu Damao is a bastard!"

Then she couldn't hold it in anymore, so she squatted next to Li Jianjian's rocking chair, holding her hand, and she and Li Jianjian couldn't stop laughing.

The deaf old lady was quite confused, and just as she continued to speak, a hand patted her shoulder.

"So I'm so bad. I kick on the widow's door at night and dig out the graves of extinct families! Which widow? Which extinct family is it?" Xu Damao's voice was cold, obviously angry.

"Xu, Xu Damao?" The deaf old lady's voice changed.Although she said she was not afraid of Xu Damao, she spoke ill of people behind their backs and ruined the couple's relationship on the second day of their wedding. She was caught red-handed, which made her whole body numb.

"I can't hear what you said!" There's no other way, just pretend to be deaf.

There is no one else. Li Jianjian and Lou Xiao'e will not testify for themselves. If they yell and make a fuss, they might even get beaten up.

Xu Damao knew that he couldn't do anything to the old lady now. He lowered his head and whispered in the ear of the deaf old lady: "You old man, this matter is not over today!"

"I can't hear what you said! I'm a little dizzy from the sun. Let me go and let me go home!"

The deaf old lady grabbed Xu Damao's hand on her shoulder and ran away quickly with a cane.

When Xu Damao saw that the culprit was gone, and then looked at the two women present, he did not dare to vent his anger on them, and walked out of the compound angrily, not knowing what he was doing.

"High, so high!"?

The two women who were gesturing to each other couldn't help laughing.

"I originally just thought of shouting louder so that she could not bear it and left, or she would not be able to cause trouble if there were too many neighbors. I didn't expect you to shout Xu Damao out. I admire you, I admire you!" Li Jianjian wiped. Tears of laughter broke out, and he held his fists in admiration.

"I'm following your lead. You shout and I shout. Who knew Xu Damao came out? It feels so good to scold him in person." Lou Xiao'e retorted.

"you are welcome!"

"Excuse me! Excuse me!"

"Hahaha..." The two couldn't help but laughed again.