Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

Chapter 34 It’s another day when Bang Ge is injured

After get off work and dinner, while chatting, Li Jianjian and Lou Xiao'e vividly described today's interesting events.

"You didn't see it. The deaf old lady was saying bad things about Xu Damao. When Xu Damao patted her on the shoulder, her face turned pale. In the end, she pretended not to hear and ran away." Lou Xiao'e He gestured left and right, talked for a while and laughed non-stop.

"You guys stay away from the old deaf lady's house recently. I'm worried that Xu Damao may retaliate." Gao Lin reminded:

"If he throws some nails, sprinkles some water, or makes a trap, don't trap you. Even if you don't fall into the trap, the deaf old lady will easily be 'spattered with blood' if she falls into the trap, or she will blackmail you." Go ahead and make a mess."

"He doesn't dare to attack the deaf old lady, does he?" Yu Li asked hesitantly.

"He doesn't dare to do it openly, but if he does it secretly, nothing will happen if no one sees it." Li Jianjian replied with a smile.

Gao Lin saw that everyone was nervous and quickly comforted him: "Don't worry too much, Xu Damao doesn't dare to go too far, and he may not necessarily take revenge on the deaf old lady, he may also take revenge on Silly Zhu."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this old lady. She has nothing to do. She doesn't live her life well and is looking for trouble." Lou Xiao'e summed it up directly.

"Brilliant!"

"Hahahaha!"

"By the way," Li Jianjian suddenly remembered something, "Banggeng came to the backyard several times today, and he's about to do something again."

"It's almost time. The Jia family will definitely not save on the things Xu Damao brought back from the wedding banquet. They will almost finish them in one day. Xiao'e, you have to be careful!" Gao Lin kept winking at Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e was also a little troubled, "Banggeng can only come and steal things at night. It seems that I can't stay here today and have to go back."

"No, I have to give him a hard blow this time. Otherwise, if he stares at Xu Damao's house every day from now on, it will be hard for me to come here!" Lou Xiao'e ruthlessly started looking around.

"Xiao'e, what are you looking for?" Gao Lin couldn't help asking as he watched Lou Xiao'e flipping around like a husky.

"I'm looking for mousetraps. I remember you bought some powerful mousetraps." Lou Xiao'e flipped through it for a long time, her hair all messed up.

Gao Lin combed Lou Xiao'e's stiff hair and said with a smile, "Can't you just ask me?"

"Huh? That's right!" Lou Xiao'e clapped her hands with a look of realization on her face.

Gao Lin found a mouse trap and handed it to Lou Xiao'e, and looked at her and covered her face.

"At first, I thought you were the Royal Sister, but then you turned out to be a big white goose, and now I realize that you are still a stupid goose."

"Yes, yes, Xiao'e is obviously very smart sometimes, but for some reason, sometimes she is dull." Li Jianjian also announced her findings.

"You discovered it too, I thought I was the only one who discovered it!" Yu Li seconded.

"Do you think Xiao'e's total IQ is fixed? Sometimes she becomes smart when she uses it too much, and she becomes dull after using it up. When her IQ slowly recovers, she becomes normal again?" Li Jianjian made a bold guess.

Gao Lin: "I don't think so..." Lou Xiao'e pounced and used a verbal sealing technique to stop Gao Lin from continuing to tease.

After a while, a blushing Lou Xiao'e went back with the mousetrap to prepare.

……

In the middle of the night, there is silence.

A black shadow quietly passed through the Moon Gate and walked to the door of Xu Damao's house. He took out a knife and picked at it.

The technique is quite proficient, and he opened the door latch in less than 30 seconds.

He didn't enter the house either. He just opened the door, untied the sack from his waist, placed the sack directly on the ground in the house, untied it, and then closed the door again without bolting it.

Although it was pitch dark and he couldn't see anything, he still looked around habitually and walked through the Moon Gate.

A pair of bright eyes lit up in Xu Damao's room.

Lou Xiaoe was confused, why was he not stealing something but giving something away?

Everything was ready today. First, I used sleeping incense to put Xu Damao to sleep. At this time, I couldn't use Chaoshen incense, otherwise I wouldn't be able to wake Xu Damao up immediately.

Then he hid the mousetrap in the cupboard and put it with the meat and vegetables.After that, just wait carefully and prepare to catch the thief.

The result is this?

Before Lou Xiao'e got up to check, the contents of the sack swam out.

Lou Xiao'e not only has strong physical fitness, but also has strong and comprehensive comprehensive abilities. She can barely see at night.

After carefully identifying them for a while, Lou Xiaoe breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that they were all cauliflower snakes.

At this moment, someone pushed the door and it opened.

Stick is also dumbfounded.

The only one in the hospital who didn't open the door when he was sleeping was Silly Zhu. BangGeng was just giving it a try and didn't allow Damao to forget about it.

He had been here yesterday, but Lou Xiao'e had locked the door and climbed in and out through the window. She pushed the door open but didn't go in. He didn't dare to climb through the window at night.

I came to try it again today, but I didn’t expect that Xu Damao actually stepped in!

Bangge entered the room cautiously, looked around, and walked towards the cupboard.

When he opened the cupboard, it was even darker inside and he couldn't see anything at all. Without thinking much, Bang Gianye reached in and groped directly.

As he touched it, Banggeng felt something crawling up his feet, onto his legs, and then onto his waist.Bangge didn't dare to move at all.

The thing crawled and crawled, crawled across his chest, wrapped around his shoulders, wrapped around his neck, and stopped in front of him.

"Snake!" Bangjian exclaimed. He was nervous, and so was the cauliflower snake.

Originally, my family lived honestly in the fields, without recruiting anyone or causing any trouble. We came out of the cave on time and hibernated on time.

As a result, early this morning, while the family was sleeping, they had their nest ripped open. The family of seven was neatly arranged, and not a single one was missing.

The man also muttered: "So fat! So good!"

Can it not be fat? The cauliflower snake just hibernated.

The whole family was put in sacks and taken to the vegetable market, where they were bought by a mean-mouthed cook.

Just die. Unexpectedly, this stinky cook turned out to be a good person and set us all free.It’s just that this place is like someone else’s house.

After finally climbing out of the sack to take a breath, a thief came in.

If you say you steal something, just steal it. Can you watch it carefully? Do you know why I climbed on you? You stepped on my tail!

Just watching the little thief's mouth move, I knew without thinking that he was going to attack me. Hey, let me strike first!

Look at my snake kiss!

The cauliflower snake bit Banggeng on the lip. Banggeng's hands trembled in fear and he touched the mouse trap.

"Snapped!"

"Ah! It hurts to death!"

"What is it, ah, help, grandma, it's me! Mom! Mom!"

BangGeng stepped back repeatedly, tripped over the threshold and fell to the ground.

The other cauliflower snakes were frightened and climbed up along the legs of the stick that was still inside the door.

Snakes attack! .

Chapter 35 Second uncle, you are the steward of our backyard!

Everyone who heard the commotion turned on the lights one after another, and several shirtless gentlemen rushed over with a flashlight in one hand and various tools in the other.

Gao Lin is a master with real night vision, and he can tell what's going on at a glance.

Finding that there was no danger, the Lezi people turned on the headlights in the backyard instead of rescuing people.

In fact, everyone had been gathering around for a while, but in the darkness they could only see a child sitting at the door of Xu Damao's house, as if his body was covered with snakes.

How dare the animals pass by in this situation? What if it is a poisonous snake that bites me?

When the headlights were turned on, the birds' eyes widened and they took a moment to adjust to the light. When they looked carefully, they were relieved. They were all cauliflower snakes, non-venomous.

In order to show his selfless and selfless mind, Yi Zhonghai stepped forward with a stick to drive them away.

When everyone saw that the old man was on board, they stopped waiting and started grabbing the snake with all their hands and feet, but they actually managed to catch the snake.

Yi Zhonghai saw a sack near the door of Xu Damao's house. He quickly picked it up to contain the snake and tied its mouth. Only then did everyone have their hands free.

When everything is settled, some talents will be late.

Xu Damao woke up when Banggeng screamed.But seeing a person sitting at the door with things crawling on his body, I wondered how dare a little guy like Xu Damao dare to go there.

When Gao Lin turned on the lights in the courtyard and saw that they were all snakes, Xu Damao was even more reluctant to go there.Venomous or not, a snake bite is unpleasant.

After everything was settled, Xu Damao got out of bed, turned on the light and went out.

Lou Xiaoe is different.She had witnessed the whole incident, she didn't make any moves, she was just learning from someone, and she was enjoying watching the show.At this time, Xu Damao also walked out.

Qin Huairu had actually arrived a long time ago.

Li Jianjian, who can also see at night, saw that it was okay. It was just a good show. How could Qin Huairu ruin it? He quickly told Yu Li, who stepped forward and grabbed Qin Huairu.

Although Yu Li has not yet entered Ming Jin, her strength has greatly increased. No matter how hard Qin Huairu struggles, she just can't get away.

Knowing that the matter was over, he threw himself on Banggeng and cried out in pain.

As for Jia Zhang and Silly Zhu, they were so fast asleep that they didn't hear anything at all.

It wasn't until I heard people yelling that I came over.

"Hey, what are you guys doing here? Let's have a bridal party together. Isn't that what we did yesterday?" Silly Zhu didn't take a closer look, thinking that the snake he released scared Xu Damao, and Xu Damao screamed and screamed to attract the neighbors.

"Zhu Zhu, don't talk nonsense. Something happened to Bang Gang, so everyone came here." It can be seen that Yi Zhonghai is also helpless towards Silly Zhu, a fool.

"Grandma, my precious grandson, why are you still sitting on the ground? The ground is cold, get up quickly."

The brainless Jia Zhang didn't look at the atmosphere or the situation, nor at the stick. She slid down her arm, grabbed it roughly in the palm of her hand, and then pulled up hard, trying to pull up the stick.

"It hurts, it hurts, let go, let go!"

Before he could pull up the stick, he screamed:::.

Everyone took a closer look and found that Banggong also had a mousetrap on his hand, which happened to be between his index finger and middle finger.

"Oh, my dear grandson, who the hell used a mouse trap to harm you!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang cried a few words at first, and did not ask for help. She was so worried about her grandson that she forcefully opened the mousetrap before others could react.

It's a pity that Jia Zhang's strength is weak. This mouse trap is a powerful one that Gao Lin bought specially before. It is very strong. Before the stick can react and take out his hand, Jia Zhang can't hold on to it.