Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Snapped!"

"what!"

The mousetrap closed, and then flew up directly. Flying along with it were the index finger and middle finger of the stick's right hand. They were pinched directly from the middle, and they all flew out in two sections, growing tenaciously on the palm of the hand.

Banggeng cried out in pain and fainted.

No one expected such a result.

Jia Zhang, even if you don't move anything, nothing will happen.The result was first a pull, and then a clamp, which directly turned your family's incense inheritance into a disability.

"Qin Huairu, what are you doing standing still? Hurry and send him to the hospital. If you hurry up, you might be able to catch him!"

Gao Lin was stunned when he saw Qin Huairu and quickly reminded him.I remember that there was sophisticated technology for replanting severed fingers in the late 60s.

Qin Huairu was overjoyed when she heard this and quickly looked at Shazhu: "Sinzhu, help me, my mind is so messed up right now!"

When Silly Zhu saw Qin Huairu smiling with tears in her eyes, Nephrite softly begged herself, what else is there to say? She nodded hard, patted her chest and gave a thumbs up, "Sister Qin, don't worry and leave it to me!"

Regardless of borrowing a car, Shazhu picked up the stick and ran to the hospital. Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang were close behind. Yi Zhonghai picked up his fingers from the ground and followed.

Otherwise, just talk about Yi Zhonghai’s character.But he never mentions his ability. He is really thorough and careful in handling things.

As soon as they saw that the main characters were gone and there was no fun to be had, everyone was ready to go back.

It's late at night and he has to go to work tomorrow. Liu Haizhong didn't think he was too smart at this time and said he would hold a meeting immediately. "It's getting late. Let's go back first. Let's hold a hospital-wide meeting after dinner tomorrow!"

Watching people walking away, Gao Lin asked Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, do you know that there will be a meeting tomorrow and what things will be discussed tonight?"

"Isn't it just that the stick broke my finger?" Liu Haizhong felt guilty.

"This is not the same thing, second uncle, and the problem is very serious!"

Gao Lin was also unambiguous and immediately began to list.If Liu Haizhong is not prepared, he will definitely be led by Yi Zhonghai tomorrow. What if the Jia family wants to pay compensation, or even lies on Lou Xiao'e's body to suck blood.

"First, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e are newlyweds, so they must knock on the door every night. Besides, when we sleep in the yard, only Silly Zhu doesn't knock on the door.

Since the door is locked, who opened the door?If someone else opens it, then the older girls and younger wives in our courtyard should be careful. This person is very good at sneaking in and picking the lock! "

"Secondly, looking at the situation just now, it is obvious that the sacks and snakes were thrown into Xu Damao's house by others. This behavior is serious. It's scary, but if you do this to a person with heart disease, maybe we should eat it. Dinner! Besides, this time it’s a cauliflower snake, what will it be next time?”

"Third, what are Bangge doing here? He obviously entered the house and exited again. Did he go to someone else's house in the middle of the night to steal something or do something else?"

"The fourth thing is that the stickman's hand was pinched."

"S-so many questions!" Liu Haizhong stuttered in surprise.

"Second uncle, you are the steward of our backyard. Tomorrow, the first uncle will definitely talk about these four things mainly about the stickler in their courtyard. The remaining three belong to Xu Damao's family, but they all depend on you, the steward of the backyard. Master, support me!"

When he heard this, his bangs straightened up and his belly became more prominent: "Don't worry, I'll leave this matter to the second uncle. As long as I'm here, I won't let the people in our yard be bullied!".

Chapter 36 Silly Zhu: I am an expert at sliding doors and picking locks!

It was only after dinner and the hospital-wide meeting the next day that I saw Bangge again.

With one pull, Jia Zhang pulled down a layer of flesh and blood, then released the mousetrap and hit the joints hard, breaking both the index finger and middle finger.

Even after I went to the hospital, I couldn't pick him up. From then on, the stick dog could only be an eight-fingered dog.

BangGeng is not too depressed. After all, he is still young and does not know what this means. He is still recovering from his injuries. He has not seen many outsiders and has not been ridiculed by his friends.

When he goes to school, he will probably go crazy.

As expected, Yi Zhonghai avoided the important and took the easy. He spoke first before Liu Haizhong could speak:

"Banggeng was injured last night. Everyone knows that the old sister-in-law of the Jia family wants justice for her child. Today is to mediate between the two of them. We are all neighbors. Don't cause big conflicts."

Liu Haizhong couldn't help but snorted as he thought about what Gao Lin said last night.

"Hmph! Lao Yi, you really know how to defend yourself. After so many things happened yesterday, you just presided over justice in your middle court? It's impossible. I have Liu Haizhong in the backyard, and no one can bully me!"

What Liu Haizhong said was so domineering. People in the backyard applauded and cheered violently:

"The second uncle said it well, the second uncle will uphold justice for us!"

"The second uncle is so majestic, he looks like he's destined to be an official!"

Someone else yelled in a voice of a transvestite: "You're right, I can't stand the way someone is so sanctimonious and still protecting his shortcomings!"

Listening to the shouts of the big guy in the backyard, Liu Hai showed a proud smile and glanced at Yi Zhonghai provocatively.

Yi Zhonghai almost lost his temper and pouted over. Why am I so sanctimonious? Oh, this is true.How could I protect myself?Why can Liu Haizhong uphold justice, but my uncle can't?

"Old Liu, if you have anything to say, speak up and don't get into confrontation. Our courtyard is a collective, no matter what the middle courtyard or backyard is, we are all one family." Yi Zhonghai calmed down and found the direction to break out.

Liu Haizhong had no idea of ​​pursuing victory and went straight to the next level: "Last night, someone pried open the door of Xu Damao's house. We must catch this person and punish him severely."

"Well, this is indeed important. Who doesn't have a female family member? If something happens, he will not be able to survive!" The third uncle was the first to react.

The crowd also started talking, yes, this kind of person is too dangerous, something might happen to him!

"Indeed, this problem is also very serious." Yi Zhonghai had never thought about it at all. At this time, he understood and nodded in agreement.

"Second, someone obviously put the snake in the sack last night on purpose. This time it was a cauliflower snake, but next time it might be a venomous snake! If you put a snake in this time, it might be poisonous next time!" Liu Haizhong continued. Amplify the impact and exaggerate the facts.

"That's right. If he is poisoned, his whole family will die. This person is too cruel!"

"That's right, my mother has a heart disease. Even if a cauliflower snake is placed in my house, it might scare people to death!"

"I am most afraid of snakes. If this were allowed into my house, I would hate them for the rest of my life!"

Silly Zhu may just be playing a prank, but if Liu Haizhong exaggerates it, he becomes a murderer.

Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu were both dumbfounded.

Silly Zhu couldn't help shouting: "This is obviously a prank. How come your analysis means that you want to kill the whole family?"

"Si Zhu, you are so excited, couldn't you be the one who did it?" The third uncle was calculating all day long, thinking about how fast these twists and turns would go, and immediately looked at Si Zhu suspiciously.

"No, no, I just think it's a bit exaggerated. I'm a good person, why would I want to kill my whole family!" Silly Zhu was so nervous that he was sweating. This was autumn.

Xu Damao also saw something was wrong and further threatened: "Silly Zhu, please think clearly. Now it's you who took the initiative to confess. It will be too late for you to say anything after it is found out. If so many snakes were bought, the salesperson might still have an impression! "

Silly Zhuxin finished speaking, why didn’t I think of this? The salesperson I bought from knows me as a chef!

"Ahem, it was me! I just wanted to scare you. Didn't you see that all the snakes I used were harmless cauliflower snakes?" Silly Zhu admitted as if he were a bachelor.

"Then sliding the door and picking the lock was also done by Shazhu, right?" The third uncle asked next.

"Yes, it's me too!" Shazhu was not ashamed, but proud, "With my skills, there is no door that I can't open!"

"Let's deal with Silly Zhu's matter first, and we'll talk about it later." Liu Haizhong was so happy, Old Yi, Old Yi, I want to see how you want to deal with your generals!

"Zhuzi, why do you do such a stupid thing!" Yi Zhonghai said sadly, and at the same time he winked at the aunt and asked her to invite the old lady.

"Tell me, why do you want to scare Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e?" Now just to delay time, Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu and cast his eyes towards the backyard.

Silly Zhu understood at this moment that the backer was coming soon.

So he started to talk nonsense: "I didn't want to scare Lou Xiao'e. She is a young girl who just got married and has no grudges with me. Why should I scare her? I just want to scare Xu Damao and scare him." This villain!"

"This grandson has been chasing me every day since he got married. I thought that he had indeed married a good man, so I didn't say anything more. But on the day of the wedding, he cursed me and said that I would be a bachelor for the rest of my life and that my old He family would be wiped out. , then I’m not allowed to retaliate against him?”

As he said that, he saw that the elder's face was not good, so he smiled quickly, and then said: "I didn't take revenge on his wedding night because I was doing it to give him face. What's wrong with scaring him?"

The people on the fence all nodded. What Xu Damao did was indeed wrong. The neighbors in the street were jostling each other. You also cursed people to be single and destitute. This is not what humans do!

Everyone denounced Xu Damao one after another.

Xu Damao saw that this was wrong. Silly Zhu made a mistake. Why are you condemning me?

"Uncle, aunt, brothers and sisters, don't make any mistake. This time it was Shazhu who made the mistake, not me, Xu Damao!"

Saying that, Xu Damao was also ready to affect everyone: "If Silly Zhu and I don't deal with each other today, he will dare to deal with Xu Damao like this. If you provoke him tomorrow, he will do the same to you! Think about sliding in and picking the lock! Think about killing people. The whole family!”

When Xu Damao wanted to incite everyone to deal with Silly Pillar, the deaf old lady rushed into the meeting waving a cane.

"What, Xu Damao, who wants to kill the whole family, are you the one who wants to kill the whole family?" the deaf old lady said, and hit Xu Damao with a walking stick, "You want to kill the whole family? You want to kill the whole family? You want to kill the whole family..."

"Don't fight, don't fight! It's not me, it's not me! It's Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu!" Xu Damao shouted and ran after being beaten, and everyone kept laughing.

After a while, the deaf old lady stopped to take a breath, "I knew that all the bad things in the compound were done by you, Xu Damao!"

Silly Zhu was also cheering: "Yes, all the bad things were done by him, Xu Damao!"

"Zhuzi, don't make trouble!" Yi Zhonghai relaxed now, "Old lady, that's it...".

Chapter 37 Silly Zhu: To deal with Xu Damao, I only need my brains and hands!

After explaining the cause and effect, Yi Zhonghai finally asked: "Old lady, how do you think this matter should be resolved?"

The deaf old lady is also stupid. You said you stupid Zhu had this ability, but you hid it and even admitted it by sliding the door and picking the lock. Why are you still staying in this yard?

It's like no one wants to be neighbors with thieves and killers even though they know there's nothing wrong with them. Who knows if your skills can be used secretly?If we only use it once, we will suffer a big loss!

If you say that you are a sheep for 8 minutes, no one will worry, but if you say that you call people by their names, they will die, and no one dares to come into contact with you.

It seems like I have to risk my old face again!

Thinking of this, the deaf old lady spoke to everyone: "Silly Zhuzhu is a real person and not a bad person! It's just that he has this ability, but he doesn't have to use it. He is the chef of the steel rolling mill. As for breaking the law?"

"In this way, my old lady will give Zhuzi a guarantee. He will never do things like sliding doors and picking locks in our yard in the future. Come on, Zhuzi, promise!"

Silly Zhu is also very happy, isn't it just that there is a missing method of revenge? To deal with Xu Damao, I can't do it with my brains and hands!

"I, Silly Zhu, promise you that I will never do anything to slide doors and pick locks in our courtyard house. The old lady will bear witness for us!" Silly Zhu said, patting his chest.

"This is not enough. How old is the deaf old lady? How long can you guarantee? You have to write a guarantee letter and give it to me!" Xu Damao hated the deaf old lady for beating people and deliberately mentioned her age. He was really worried that Silly Zhu would use this kind of conspiracy in the future. trick.

"That won't work. If I put the guarantee letter in your hands, you won't be able to use me as a leverage!" Shazhu was not really stupid and objected immediately.

Yi Zhonghai spoke: "Put the guarantee letter in my hand and I'll look at the pillars!"

"Isn't putting it in your hands different from putting it in Silly Zhu's hands? Then what else should I write?" Xu Damao refused.

"Second uncle, please stop talking. If I let you go, you still have to put on airs for me all day long. The same goes for you, third uncle. If you didn't come to take advantage of me every day, I would have taken your last name like a fool!"

Liu Haizhong: ...

"Silly Zhu, third uncle, I don't have any other big shortcomings besides taking advantage and being stingy. It's not because I don't have money to make trouble. I don't ask you to put it here. Let's put it where there is no contradiction with you. If it's in someone else's hands, it'll be fine." The third uncle wasn't angry either. He knew his own virtues best.

Everyone looked at Gao Lin, who was standing aside watching the excitement.

Good guys, Gao Lin, Li Jianjian, Yu Li, Lou Xiao'e, He Yuyu, and Yan Jiecheng each had a handful of melon seeds, and they were watching with enthusiasm.