Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

Although He Yuyu always lived in the factory dormitory, wasn't Xu Damao just married? He hadn't finished the delicious food Yu Yu brought home at the wedding banquet, so he came back temporarily.

Silly Zhu is so angry, he thinks we are playing monkey tricks, and he even eats melon seeds, but when he looks at the people around him, they all have expressions of watching a show...

After calming down and thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be some friction when Gao Lin first moved in, but there were no more conflicts after that.

So Silly Zhu nodded, wrote a letter of guarantee with one stroke of his pen, strode to Gao Lin, handed it over, and said angrily: "Here it is, keep it well!"

"Don't worry, I'll lock this guarantee letter together with my drawings. It's absolutely foolproof!" Gao Lin took the guarantee letter, looked at it, folded it and put it in his pocket.

After hearing this, Silly Zhu became even more angry and said nothing more. He walked up to He Yuyu, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from her hand, and started to crush them too.

"Brother, why are you like this, stealing my food!" He Yuyu was a little angry. He took this from Xu Damao's wedding banquet and was reluctant to eat it. That is to say, he only took two handfuls during the big show today.

"You are my sister. What's the matter with eating something from you? I raised you so big in vain!" Silly Zhu had a look of dismay on his face.

"Silly Zhu, what are you doing!" Liu Haizhong shouted displeasedly when he saw Silly Zhu going to crack melon seeds and started watching the movie mode.

"Isn't this done with my matter? You continue!" Silly Zhu pretended to be innocent.

"you……"

"Forget it, Lao Liu, we should talk about Banggeng's injury this time." Seeing that Liu Haizhong still wanted to pester Silly Zhu, Yi Zhonghai quickly interrupted and changed the subject.

"Yes, my sweet grandson was injured at Xu Damao's house. He has to pay compensation!"

Finally, when it came to the good stuff, Jia Zhang had been thinking about it all day, just thinking about those good things.

"Xu Damao caused my sweet grandson to suffer such a serious injury. He must pay me for medical expenses, and the injury must be very itchy, so he must not supplement nutrition. Inside and outside, front and back, you still want 1000 yuan from me!" "

Xu Damao: "You..."

"It's not over yet! My sweet grandson has now become disabled, which will affect his ability to study, work, and find a job in the future. You still have to give me 30 yuan a month!" Jia Zhang continued.

"You're dreaming!" Xu Damao was about to burst with rage, jumping on his feet and scolding, "You old devout woman, do you know how much this is? Don't say I don't have it. Even if I did, I wouldn't give it to you to steal things. Thief grandson’s penny!”

Upon hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang was also angry: "Who are you calling a thief? You are the thief! You are the thief!"

"Besides, you have no money, but you are married to a rich wife. Go find her and ask for it!"

Asking my wife for money!One sentence hit Xu Damao's pain point, "I want to get a fucking wife, not a wife!"

Seeing Xu Damao's murderous look, Jia Zhang didn't dare to have a bad mouth anymore, "You have to pay for it anyway."

"Sister-in-law, you are asking for too much. After all, Xu Damao is also a big man, how can he ask a woman for money. In this way, you can cut it in half, give you 500 yuan at a time, and give you 15 yuan every month."

Yi Zhonghai seemed to be interceding for Xu Damao and lowering the price, but in fact he was characterizing the matter and determined that Xu Damao should lose money if he died.

"It's only one hundred, do you want it?" Xu Damao was still quite distressed about paying for it, but it was only three months' extra money, so it was best to get rid of the problem.

"Ahem, you may have overlooked something."

Liu Haizhong watched Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang finish their performances and was ready to come out to reverse the situation.

"What else is going on? Xu Damao broke two fingers of the stick, and the Jia family asked for 100 yuan. If you think it is too much, then I will give you [-] yuan and use up one of your hands. This is all over. Okay, everyone, go home early and have a rest!"

When Si Zhu saw the reversal, he immediately interrupted.He knew that if you sneaked into someone else's house at night and got hurt, you were asking for it. Don't hold Bangge accountable anymore.

Besides, I released the snake and bit the stick stem. The Jia family can’t blame me?

Now everyone only pays attention to Banggeng's injury and forgets what happened. Don't remember it when reminded, wouldn't the Jia family be doomed this time?

"Okay, it's getting late, everyone should leave!"

As soon as he saw Silly Zhu greeting everyone, Xu Damao realized the problem. There must be something going on here!

"Don't even leave, listen to what the second uncle has to say!" Xu Damao shouted loudly.

"If you want me to say...".

Chapter 38 The highlight of bangs

"First of all, why did we come out last night? We heard the scream of Bangjian. Then why did we scream? It was because we were caught in a mouse trap, and it was also because we were entangled and bitten by a snake. So..."

"Who wants to listen to you talking about cars and windlass here? Everyone should leave!"

Liu Haizhong wanted to speak at length, but was interrupted by Silly Zhu.

Looking at Silly Zhu with resentment, it was you Silly Zhu who interrupted my speech as a leader again!

"Old Liu, let's make a long story short. The level test is about to happen again. Let everyone go back and study!" Yi Zhonghai also stood on the commanding heights of morality.

"Okay." Liu Haizhong smashed his mouth, "The stick and stem are two types of injuries. The snake bite was caused by Silly Zhu letting the snakes run wild, and Silly Zhu should pay for it; the mouse trap was caused by Jia Zhang who did not know his own strength. First, he broke his finger, second, Jia Zhang pulled it randomly and injured the flesh and blood, and third, Xu Damao put the mouse trap."

"Everyone should agree with my statement!"

Liu Haizhong looked at everyone and felt proud in his heart. I only asked a familiar official to understand so many things, but I have a big bomb next!

Lao Yi covers his head all day long. If I had asked earlier, I would have known these secrets.

It delayed my study, prevented me from making progress, and delayed my becoming a leader. As expected, Lao Yi was still afraid of me!

It was also the first time that everyone in the courtyard discovered that Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, spoke so logically and clearly, which was convincing.

Xu Damao also beamed with joy, "Second uncle, how can I say that you are a wise and powerful person who can solve cases like a god? You should be a leader!"

"Hey, low-key, low-key, I always like to work hard in secret and do something practical for everyone, but today what the old man Lao Yi did is not fair enough, so I can only stand up." Liu Haizhong continued to give Paint yourself into a great and upright image.

"The Banggeng incident should be over by now, but there is always a but," Liu Haizhong said with an enigmatic look on his face, "Don't forget, when and where Banggeng happened. !”

"Last night, in the backyard, what happened to the second uncle? What he said before was very good, but why was he confused again later?"

"No, the second uncle is right, you are the one who is confused! The incident happened at Xu Damao's house. It happened at Xu Damao's house in the middle of the night!"

"Wow~"

The crowd immediately exploded.

"What's going on? Didn't the First Master and Mrs. Jia Zhang always say that Xu Damao was injured? Why are they married again?"

"You didn't come out yesterday, so you don't know whether Banggeng was injured at Xu Damao's house, or from a mousetrap! How could it be Banggeng who was injured by Xu Damao."

"I'm still thinking about how Xu Damao injured Banggeng. You can't hold Banggeng's hand and forcefully stuff it into the mouse trap. Even if he is like this, Banggeng can still make a fist."

"If you go to Xu Damao's house in the middle of the night, you must be stealing something. It's not too much to kill such a person!"

This was the case at this time. It was normal for people to catch thieves and gangsters and beat them to death. If someone dared to steal things at home at night, the only way to kill the thief would be to cut off his hands, feet, and five limbs. This kind of situation at that time Quite a few.

"So, Xu Damao doesn't have to pay, it's Silly Zhu who should pay! At the same time, Silly Zhu and Bangge must be severely punished!"

Liu Haizhong smiled proudly, recognizing that he had stolen the show, and finally concluded.

"Yes, I just asked Shazhu to write a guarantee letter, and he didn't mention any punishment for sneaking in the door to pick the lock or letting the snake out to harm others!"

In the crowd, Gao Lin changed his voice and shouted, filling in the gaps for the author.

Everyone thinks about it, isn't it?When the deaf old lady got into trouble, she forgot everything. She only remembered to tell him not to do it again in the future, but she didn't say what happened if he did something wrong this time.

Yi Zhonghai immediately felt the urgency, "Let me explain first, after all, this is a matter in our compound. For the sake of everyone's reputation and the reputation of the compound, it is best to resolve it in our compound."

"After all, there are still so many good young men who have not married yet. It is easy to spread the word. Who dares to marry a girl? Guys, don't you think so?"

"Yes, yes, I haven't dated anyone yet!"

"That's right, I just met my partner and I'm going to get married soon!"

"As a married person, I'm afraid. What can my daughter-in-law say about our compound when she returns to her parents' home? If she doesn't say anything right, our little family will break up!"

Not to mention others, Liu Haizhong and the third uncle all matched the criteria.

"Okay, let's settle the matter in the yard. You should also be stricter with your mouth and don't go out and talk nonsense."

Yi Zhonghai was relieved now. Sure enough, as long as I can be morally kidnapped, I am not afraid of anything!

It's easy for Shazhu to say, just pay some compensation to Xu Damao and Banggeng, but Banggeng will be in trouble.

Bangge is a habitual offender. His inspection report is still posted on the door. It has only been a few days and he is causing trouble again. The key is that he does not have a long memory.

You three uncles, you look at me and I look at you, but there is nothing you can do.

Even if they want to continue the precedent, apologizing, sweeping the yard, and posting inspections, if they don't change their stick, it's not a slap in the face of the three of them.

In the end, Yi Zhonghai handed the question to Gao Lin: "Gao Lin, what should you do about this awesome thing?"

Gao Lin couldn't help but smile bitterly. This was a stick that even the Zhuxian Sword Formation could not kill. It could mutilate its body but not change its will. Stealing might be an obsession that he would never let go of for the rest of his life.

"Well, let's follow the same method as last time, apologize to Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, sweep the floor of the entire compound, write an inspection and post it at the door."

"It's just that this time no one else can help sweep the floor. The time is until all three uncles are satisfied."

Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu, Qin Huairu, and Jia Zhangshi all looked at Gao Lin gratefully, what a comrade!

For such a big mistake, the punishment was not increased at all, but lightened. It might even be enough to sweep the land for a few days.

"Uncle Gao Lin, thank you! I have no other way, so I'll give you a few kowtows!"

Bangge even rushed to Gao Lin, knelt down and banged his head several times, and his forehead was red when he got up.

Everyone was secretly amused by this scene.

Gao Lin also laughed secretly in his heart: If you thought the punishment was quite light, that's because you ignored the end conditions!With the stingy nature of the third uncle, I wish someone could sweep the floor for free for the rest of his life. Try to find a way to get the third uncle by giving him gifts, otherwise you will be tied to the position of sweeping the floor!

Banggeng was very happy at this time, and without much hesitation, he knelt down in front of Lou Xiaoe and banged his head several times. Lou Xiaoe quickly pulled up Banggeng and said, "Okay, okay, Auntie, I forgive you."

Banggeng came to Xu Damao again, bang bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang bang, several in a row.

Xu Damao is so mean, he just doesn't help and just sits there watching the show.

After kowtowing for more than a dozen times, Banggeng also reacted, stopped and stared at Xu Damao.

Qin Huairu couldn't bear the pain of her child, so she quickly came over and picked up Bangeng and walked back. As she walked, she said, "My Banggeng apologized. It's up to Xu Damao whether I forgive him or not!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Okay, let's break up the meeting!".

Chapter 39 It’s better to have one man and one woman

Ever since they punished Silly Zhu and Bangge at the last meeting, the two of them have become more honest.

It's okay to be dishonest. There were several pairs of eyes staring at the two of them in the courtyard. Not only Silly Zhu and Bangge, but also Xu Damao and Jia Zhangshi.

No one is looking for trouble or making trouble in the courtyard, but this also means that there is no excitement.

Therefore, these protagonists are not only the source of turmoil in the courtyard, but also the source of happiness for Lezi people, so nothing can happen to them.