Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

The man said: "What, you still want to do it? I haven't seen you show any improvement in your skills for a month. Come on, let's go out and practice. Whoever gives in first will be the grandson!"

Xu Zhen: "..."

Aren’t you rushing back to seek death?

Gao Lin didn't even need to hit himself a second time, he had to kneel on the ground and beg himself not to die...

Chapter 259 Silly Zhu: "Thank you for the invitation", I'll give you croton powder!

Under the strong desire to survive and this damn sense of oppression, Xu Zhen didn't want to see his wife and children with a bruised face, so he could only change the subject:

"Da Lin, what's our relationship? Isn't it bad to start a fight as soon as we meet? Let's defer this matter for later. Can you tell my uncle what's going on in the past two months?"

Seeing Xu Zhen giving in so quickly, Gao Lin sighed regretfully.

I was still thinking of scratching him a few times to see how he would go back and explain to his wife, but now there was no chance.

However, thinking of the excitement this month, Gao Lin still managed to calm down and said:

"Then it's such a pity for you to leave! You don't know, starting from the 1st..."

……

Gao Lin and the others chatted while working, and Shazhu was not idle either.

Sister Qin is about to introduce someone to herself, so Guo Da, who bullied Sister Qin, and Xu Damao and Cui Dake, who ruined Sister Qin's reputation, have to deal with it as soon as possible.

I originally wanted to keep it and tidy it up slowly, but in order to show off well in front of Sister Qin, I decided to do it!

Silly Zhu dug out a small bag of croton from the depths of his personal locker, ground it into powder with a tool, and put it in his apron pocket with a smirk.

You should know that although Xu Damao and his like also care about the dish whose spoon was shaken, they are not too angry.

To say why, it can only be said that he is used to being shaken by stupid pillars.

Therefore, Shazhu will prepare some special "ingredients" in his cabinet to deal with these disobedient ones.

Because of this, cooks are feared by people like the security department who are not short of money and are not afraid of shaking spoons, and will not be easily provoked.

After all, no one wants to be embarrassed in public or eat something disgusting.

Other chefs are moral and would not do such a thing easily, but the same could not be said for Silly Zhu.

Because he felt that Silly Zhu was going to cause trouble, Gao Lin called all the Lezi people to the second canteen for dinner at noon.

Sure enough, while cooking, Gao Lin saw two spoons for scooping vegetables next to Sha Zhu.

But he only used one, and the other was soaked in some water.

Although Gao Lin was not familiar with this thing, he could tell that it was definitely not something fun!

After looking at Sha Zhu, Gao Lin picked one that was not made by Sha Zhu:

"Ten white-flour steamed buns."

Although Si Zhu doesn't cook often, why did he do it today?

Fortunately, he never touched Bai An and other staple foods, otherwise Gao Lin wouldn't even have to buy them.

Silly Zhu also knew what Gao Lin meant, and was so angry that he wanted to give him a spoonful of croton water to try and let him wash his stomach.

But seeing Gao Lin's half-smiling expression, Silly Zhu got scared again.

LaoHangZhi used clips to hold ten steamed buns and placed them in several of Gao Lin's lunch boxes.

He said he was a teacher, but he seemed to be being clever and picked a few of the youngest ones.

Gao Lin chuckled disdainfully.

How small can it be?

You must know that the steamed buns in the canteen are sold by the pound. If you don't weigh enough, the chef will be punished!

Regardless of Silly Zhu's childishness, Gao Lin came back and put away the steamed buns, and took out a few boxes of sweet and sour pork tenderloin, eggplant clips, mapo tofu, stone pot fish, etc., and shared some with everyone.

Then I ate it.

While eating, Liang Ladi couldn't help but ask:

"Da Linzi, go check it out and tell us what's going on?"

Xiao Sun and the others ate the food brought from Nanyi and some of Gao Lin's dishes. They first praised:

"Brother Gao, if you are so cruel that you have the heart to eat like this, we won't be able to part with it."

Then, as an old man in the factory, Daqian whispered:

"What else can Silly Zhu do, other than beat up a useless person like Xu Damao, or drug someone else? Let's just wait and see who the victim is this time."

Ding Qiunan asked in disbelief:

"Gao Lin only said that this meeting would be lively, how did you know it was Si Zhu?"

Gao Lin was speechless and said, "Not all of them are honest people, but Ci'ertou is just a fool."

"Oh."

Seeing Ding Qiunan forcefully pretending to be indifferent and indifferent, Yu Li chuckled and pinched her face.

Hey, I just want to see what other expressions look like on this face!

Xu Zhen asked curiously:

"Da Lin, is it Silly Zhu who wants to drug someone?"

This doesn't mean "." There will really be a big drama tomorrow!

Gao Lin nodded and said softly:

"Silly Zhu usually uses a spoon to cook. Now he has another spoon next to him. The spoon is still soaked in some unknown water."

"But it's nothing more than croton powder, itchy powder and the like. Let's eat it quickly. If it's like I guess, I'll be too sick to eat it later."

Ding Qiunan frowned and said:

"If that's the case, isn't Shazhu afraid of causing an accident in the workshop?"

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Sun seemed to remember something and blurted out:

"Isn't this how Widow Qin came here?"

Good guy, how dare you think of killing his husband and taking possession of his wife, my grandson!

Who knew that Xu Zhen’s thick eyebrows and big eyes were also quite dirty, and he echoed:

"It's really not sure. How else can Silly Zhu covet a widow? He should be coveting this person, regardless of whether she is someone else's wife or not."

"Si Zhu asked Qin Huairu to become a widow because he wanted to achieve good things. Qin Huairu didn't agree because he found out what Si Zhu had done and pretended to be a snake and asked him to help him to get revenge on him!"

Li Zi also said vaguely: "Maybe Jia Zhang found out and forced..."

As expected of those who are playing tricks on their brains, these people are getting more and more evil as they talk, almost recreating a large-scale murder scene!

Gao Lin coughed quickly and said:

"Jia Dongxu was crushed to death when he walked under the steel. Have you all forgotten?"

"Shh~"

Everyone couldn't help but booed.

"Gao Lin, you are so boring. It would be great if you let us gossip!"

"That's right, maybe we can deduce a large-scale event."

"you……"

"Stop talking now, there's a situation!"

Gao Lin shouted, interrupting everyone's joking.

Following Gao Lin's gaze, everyone found that Silly Zhu had put the spoon for cooking in the vegetable basin, picked up another spoon and poured something on the cooked vegetables.

Silly Zhu was so concealed that even the food workers in front of him didn't notice it, but who knows that the Gao Lin family has good kung fu and good eyesight.

Unfortunately, the people in the technical department didn't see anything, so Gao Lin relayed it in a low voice.

After finishing the dishes, Guo Dabozi found a place to sit down and started eating.

Gao Lin winked at this kind of person, and everyone understood and immediately increased their eating speed.

Not long after Gao Lin finished eating, Guo Dabozi, who was slowly enjoying the meal over there, changed his expression and covered his stomach.

Then there was a series of thunderous noises.

The other workers in the canteen were all surprised. Looking around, they saw something was wrong with Guo Dabozi.

At this time, Guo Da's face turned purple.

For no other reason than to hold back the urge.

If you pull down your pants pockets in public, how old are you? It’s not a shame!

It's a pity that this matter does not depend on personal will.

Chapter 2: A mop stained with feces is like Lu Bu's alive; a mop stained with urine is like Zhang Fei roaring

Guo Da Pai Zi held back the first wave, the second wave, and even the third wave.

But it feels like a wave, each wave is stronger than the last, and the waves are continuous and continuous.

Finally, again and again, and again, and again, and again, I couldn't hold it in any longer.

After a loud noise, a strong smell filled the canteen.

Fortunately, Gao Lin was alert and took everyone out of the canteen as soon as he heard Guo Dapai making a noise.

Even if it's just a fart, it's uncomfortable to stay in there and smell the smelly farts, not to mention there's a big move behind!

At this time, everyone in the cafeteria was covering their noses, and everyone praised Gao Lin one after another.

People in the cafeteria just smelled a bad smell and didn't understand what was going on.

Someone yelled: