Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Who is so unethical? If you fall into the toilet, let others help you prepare food. You have to do it yourself. How can we eat when the canteen is like this!"

Liu Lan also shouted:

"Who dares to cause trouble in our cafeteria? Believe it or not, I will let Silly Zhu beat you?"

Ma Hua and Fatty also started shouting.

After all, if the canteen is really dirty, the people in the kitchen will have to clean it up.

Guo Dabozi knew it was him, but how could he dare to admit it at this moment? He kept his head firmly tied and kept silent.

He wanted to hide it, but Silly Zhu didn't want to!

Seeing that the atmosphere was in place, Shazhu also shouted:

"Who is it? You're so unqualified that you defecate anywhere. Isn't it some doggy who pooped his pants? This is a canteen, not a toilet!"

"The one with the prick on his head, the one sitting there, is that you? Everyone else is looking up, but you are the only one who keeps his head down and doesn't speak!"

Guo Dabozi clenched his fist tightly and held it back with all his strength.

Although part of it came out, at least the pants were caught.

But if it comes again, it’s really not sure, the designation will be exposed!

But at this voice, all the workers in the canteen looked at him.

There was even one who was not afraid of death. He came over, sniffed around him vigorously, and shouted:

"That's right, that's what it smells like. It's Guo Dapizi! Guo Dapizi has his pants pockets open. "!"

"Wow~"

All of a sudden, the whole cafeteria started talking.

But Guo Da Paizi may have been too frightened, and suddenly he couldn't hear anything.

He could only see everyone pointing at him and opening their mouths as if they were saying something, but no sound could be heard.

Although he couldn't hear the sound, Guo Da Paizi knew that he was finished and had completely become a laughing stock.

The clenched fists slowly loosened, the suffocated face slowly turned pale, the tight sphincter muscles completely relaxed, and the popping sounds became one.

But he didn't care at this point.

He stared blankly at the lunch box in front of him, and then at Silly Zhu.

Guo Dapizi seemed to understand something.

He was retaliated by Silly Zhu in a very tragic way.

Gently pick up the lid of the lunch box, close the lunch box, and press them firmly to death with all your strength.

Then Guo Dapizi looked up at Silly Zhu again and shouted suddenly:

"Silly Zhu, I* am your grandma!"

Then he rushed towards Shazhu with a buff and a lunch box.

The so-called mop stained with feces is like Lu Bu's life; a mop stained with urine is like Zhang Fei's roar.

Although Guo Da Paizi's body is a little inferior, you don't know where it will pop out. Even Silly Zhu is disgusted and dare not do anything.

So the two of them walked around the cafeteria hall, playing a game of chasing each other.

Xu Zhen commented outside:

"Silly Zhu, you can't do this, and you don't know how to mock him later. If the hatred is gone, Guo Dabo will go to the security department and he will be finished again."

Hey, why should I say it again?

Gao Lin said:

"Are you going to say: If you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you have sex!"

After saying this, the woman blushed and the man smiled.

The chaos in the field could not last forever. After a while, someone called the security department.

The clerk shouted:

"You two stop, or go to the solitary room and calm down!"

As soon as these words came out, Shazhu stopped first.

But when he saw that Guo Dapai was still chasing him, and yellow soup was flowing down while chasing him, Shazhu was so frightened that he started running again.

The clerk said sternly:

"Guo Dabo, let me count one, two, three. If you still dare to chase me, just wait for me to deal with you! One, two."

Guo Dabozi stopped unwillingly.

At this time, the officer had already guessed that Silly Zhu had drugged Guo Dayi, but he still asked:

"Tell me, why are you shitting your pants in the cafeteria? Why are you chasing after Silly Pillar?"

Guo Dabozi looked at the mess all over the cafeteria, then looked at the desolate look on his body, and said with a sad smile:

"As you can see, a normal person would be able to do such a thing! I'm sure it was Si Zhu, this idiot, who drugged me."

"As a cook who does this kind of thing, he deserves to die! He deserves to die!"

The clerk saw him yelling like crazy, frowned and didn't dare to come near.

He stood there and asked again:

"??Do you have any evidence? It can be any physical or personal evidence. If it really doesn't work, you can just make a guess."

Guo Dabozi passed forward the lunch box he had been holding tightly and said:

"This is the meal I made in the cafeteria at noon. If Silly Zhu has nothing to do after eating it, it will be my fault. I am responsible for cleaning the cafeteria, and I also apologized to the cafeteria and Silly Zhu on the radio!"

hum!

Silly Zhu, if you dare to embarrass me, then you have to taste it too!

The officer repeated: "Guo Dabo, are you sure?"

Guo Dayao's face was full of determination for revenge: "I'm sure!"

The clerk took the lunch box, handed it to Shazhu, and ordered with disgust: "Eat it, finish it all!"

The two of them had no intention of asking Silly Zhu anything.

But Shazhu didn't care either.

He had already anticipated what might happen next, so he drank mung bean and black bean juice in advance, as well as cold porridge and thin noodle soup.

Because of this, I didn’t even have the stomach for lunch, and I was full just from drinking. (Zhao Haozhao)

Moreover, Silly Zhu was also afraid that Guo would cause problems, so he gave a small amount of medicine, and he took part of it, so he boasted that he could withstand the preparations.

After taking the lunch box, Shazhu didn't mind the mess in the cafeteria, and since it was the leftovers from Guo Dabozi's meal, he ate up the small portion of the meal in a huff.

After finishing the meal, he wiped his mouth and walked to the meal window. Silly Zhu shouted:

"MCA, come here to Song!"

When Ma Hua heard the greeting, he immediately ran over.

"Master, I have something to give you!"

Seeing that his apprentice was as obedient as ever and didn't have any opinions about him because of this incident of pulling out his trouser pockets in the cafeteria, Shazhu nodded with satisfaction.

He said softly: "Go and clean the lunch box. Take my teapot and get a glass of cold water. It's so hot today!"

If others don't know, how can you not know why you need cold water in the cafeteria?

The only thing that can make Guo Dabo so happy is a laxative, and the most common laxative is croton.

Chapter 261 Silly Zhu: Hey, I’m fine!

In addition, Silly Zhu wants to drink cold water, which is obviously to alleviate the toxicity of croton!

Thinking of the black beans, mung beans, cold porridge, thin noodle soup that Shazhu drank in the morning, and the cold water he is going to drink now, these are all good ways to relieve Croton!

The people in the kitchen understood it all at once, and they all looked at Shazhu's two frying spoons, especially the bit of croton powder water left after scooping it into Guo Dabozi's lunch box.

But seeing Silly Zhu looking at everyone with a sneer, no one dared to stand up.

Ma Hua responded nervously, first took a teapot and filled the water pipe with cold water and gave it to Shazhu, and then immediately washed the lunch box to eliminate the evidence of the crime.

In order to ensure it was in place, Mahua washed it inside and out no less than ten times and wiped it dry with a cloth.

Then he kept refilling the cold water for Master.

Everyone in the cafeteria could only see Silly Zhu leaning on the food window, picking up the teapot and taking a sip of water from time to time.

Everyone thought that Shazhu disliked the hot water and only drank a little bit each time, not much in total.Little did he know that Silly Zhu had already drank several cups of cold water in this moment.

For a quarter of an hour, half an hour, Shazhu was fine, leaning there leisurely and even having a hutch.

Even the security officer was puzzled.

Is it really not just the problem, but that Guo Dabizi caught a cold, or ate the wrong thing elsewhere?

Silly Zhu drank the cold water in the teapot in one breath, came over with the lunch box and said:

"How about it, can you prove that my food is fine? Mr. Guo, you dare to say that I, a cook, am using my financial resources to drug people. You are trying to destroy my livelihood, and we are both in trouble!"

At the end of the sentence, Shazhu's voice was fierce, and he was already fighting to the death.

Guo Da Paizi was also confused.

Did I make a misunderstanding?

But seeing Silly Zhu like this, he felt guilty.

It's okay to have a collision with Silly Pillar, but if he really fights to the death, he won't be able to handle it.

Then his expression immediately changed:

"Silly Zhu, Master He, Brother Zhu, Lord Zhu! Can't you do it even if I teach you?"

"Look at me like this. I'm in such a miserable state, and my reputation will be completely ruined in two days. This time I was just in a hurry and got the wrong person. I apologize to you."