Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"The one in front seems to be Shazhu?" Yu Li stared at it for a while and confirmed.

Not only the courtyard, but also the steel rolling mill knew that Xu Damao and Shazhu were mortal enemies, and they would definitely fight each other when they met.

What kind of assessment workshop should I go to now? It would be great to just watch the excitement!

A group of people stopped coming forward and followed behind in hiding.

Gao Lin's mouth was twisted when he saw it. He had learned these advanced hiding and tracking skills from watching a lot of excitement.

Xu Damao also deserves it.

The old Xu family went to the Lou family to coerce and lure them, and they still wanted the Lou family to treat them well. That was such a beautiful idea!

The Lou family had made arrangements a long time ago and locked Xu Damao into the position of projectionist. He was not allowed to transfer positions, be promoted or raise wages, or be promoted.

Xu Damao didn't know. He came here early in the morning and took the exam excitedly, but you told me that he failed?

What level am I, Xu Damao?It is one of the best in every village in the world!

You said I failed the promotion assessment, how is that possible!

You, the head of the Publicity Department, must be afraid that I will rise up and threaten your position. You must know that I am the son-in-law of the Lou family!

The more angry you think, the more you think about it.

Then I thought about the fact that Silly Zhu’s salary is about the same as mine, but in this assessment, someone was afraid that I would threaten his status, so he killed him. If Silly Zhu passed, wouldn’t his salary be higher than mine?

No, I can't let Silly Zhu laugh at me every day!

I also remembered that Silly Zhu slipped into the door, picked the lock, and released snakes into his home. With all the old and new grudges added to the mix, Silly Zhu could not be allowed to pass!

Having made up his mind, Xu Damao immediately rushed to the kitchen.

Fortunately, the projectionist took the assessment early. When Xu Damao came to the kitchen, the canteen assessment had not yet started.

Silly Zhu has a problem. He likes to put on a show in the cafeteria.

I usually come late, and I drink tea first. After watching everyone finish cleaning up, they go straight to cooking without any help in preparation.

Today is the assessment. Silly Zhu came early, but the canteen was tidied up for the assessment. How could Silhu do anything? He sat down on the recliner, drank tea and rested.

I came early and took a long time to drink tea. When I drink too much tea, I feel like going to the toilet.

Silly Zhu looked at the watch in the cafeteria and saw that there was still time before the assessment, so he slowly went to the toilet humming a tune.

Silly Zhu walked out leisurely, without looking around, and didn't realize that Xu Damao was around.

But Xu Damao was happy when he saw it. He was worried about not having a chance, so you idiot created a chance for me.

Xu Damao followed cautiously, and when he saw Shazhu entering the toilet, he peeked in from the outside, saw the right moment, rushed in, and kicked Shazhu into the cesspool.

Xu Damao was also sharp. He didn't say a word during the whole process. He was behind Sha Zhu the whole time, avoiding Sha Zhu's sight, so that Sha Zhu didn't even see who kicked him in.

It stands to reason that with the physical fitness of Xu Damao and Sha Zhu, Xu Damao couldn't even kick Sha Zhu down, and kicked Sha Zhu into the manure pit, but who let Sha Zhu go to the toilet.

He had unbuttoned his pants and was peeing. He was kicked from behind and subconsciously took two steps forward. Then he let the frozen urine on the ground slip and fell in headfirst.

When Silly Zhu finally broke free and raised his head, he immediately spurted out a mouthful of feces, which he still hadn't swallowed. He had already swallowed several mouthfuls while struggling underneath.

Silly Zhu stood up straight, with feces and water only on his chest, but this also made Silly Zhu so nauseous that he vomited several times before he recovered.

After wiping his face, Silly Zhu raised his head and looked up. There was no trace of the murderer and the entire toilet was empty.

"His grandma, don't let me know which grandson did it, I can't kill him!"

After scolding for a while, no one came. Shazhu remembered that there was still a level assessment, and regardless of his face, he shouted loudly: "Come on, help me, is there anyone here to save me?"

"Someone, come on. I let my grandson kick me into the pit. Someone, come on and pull me up!"

Silly Zhu didn't forget to curse even when he called for help.

Xu Damao ran away, but he didn't run far. Not only was he worried that Silly Zhu was really dead, but he also wanted to see the embarrassing appearance of Silly Zhu after he was rescued!

But Xu Damao is not stupid either. If Si Zhu calls for help, he will call for help. Anyway, he can't be the first one to show up.We all know that there is a conflict between the two of them. Wouldn't he be the most suspicious when he shows up? He can only come out to watch the show when there are too many people.

After a while, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong came to the toilet together.

Yi Zhonghai is already an eighth-level worker, and the next one is an engineer, but that is another field. He has to study hard, but he can't make a few dollars, especially since Yi Zhonghai feels that he is not young, and he doesn't want to learn. Don't have the energy.

No, without the pressure of assessment, Yi Zhonghai went to various assessment points to encourage Gao He's apprentices, so he had to go to the cafeteria to see the killing team.

The bangs are actually similar.

After passing the seventh-level exam, I couldn't pass the eighth-level exam, so I was only thinking about how to become an official.

All leaders can show up for this assessment. Isn't this an opportunity for me?

I can not only learn from the leaders and see how they act as leaders, but I can also walk around and show off my aura in my bangs, which always attracts the attention of the leaders.

This guy also strolled to the canteen.

The two of you had been shopping for a long time, so you thought you should go to the restroom near the cafeteria first, but before you even entered, you heard Silly Zhu's shout.

Chapter 41 Silly Zhu’s dung-fighting life

As soon as the two heard this, they rushed in immediately.

Otherwise, Silly Zhu thinks differently than ordinary people. You said you should just stop moving if you fall in. Instead, he is just paddling in the excrement water up to his chest!

What, if I had rescued you later, would you have had to dive hard and swim twice?

Liu Haizhong was also in disbelief. He slapped his lips together, rolled his eyes and asked, "Silly Zhu, are you swimming? I'm so excited! Is the water cold?"

As for whether a stupid fool with a bad mouth can admit defeat, he must not!

"Second uncle, why don't you come down and play together for a while? It's warm down there!"

Isn't it warm? The old manure down there has fermented and the temperature is higher than outside.

As he spoke, Shazhu fished out some from underneath and splashed a "splash" on his bangs.

Fortunately, Shazhu didn't take it seriously, and Liu Haizhong also dodged and missed.

But this also made Liu Haizhong very angry.

"You idiot! You..."

"Okay, Old Liu, go to the workshop and call someone, we can't get anyone here!"

Yi Zhonghai interrupted in time and quickly pushed aside his bangs. If the two of them were still together, they would have to fight later.

After Liu Haizhong left, Yi Zhonghai asked: "Zhu Zhu, what's going on? You are such an adult and you still go to the cesspit to play?"

As he said this, Yi Zhonghai also felt something was wrong and burst out laughing.

"Hey, sir, my dear sir, you all know this is not a place to play. Can I jump off by myself? I was kicked off by others."

"It's just us and me now. The second uncle was here just now. Let him know that I was kicked down. It would be so embarrassing!"

Silly Zhu was quite proud, thinking he had saved his face.

"That's bad, you just offended the second uncle, and now he goes to call someone, but the whole factory must know about it!"

Yi Zhonghai was originally amused by Silhu's bizarre idea of ​​saving face, but suddenly he slapped his thigh and shouted.

"Hey, what should I do? How about you try to call the second uncle back?"

Silly Zhu came up with an unreliable method, and Liu Haizhong was probably already in the workshop by now.

Xu Damao had been listening outside just now. When he saw Liu Haizhong rushing towards the workshop, he also changed direction to find Liu Haizhong.

As soon as the two met, Liu Haizhong couldn't help but get angry when he thought of Silly Zhu's behavior just now. He knew Xu Damao's character and could definitely do evil.

He quickly told the news that Silly Zhu fell into the manure pit and asked him to call someone.

Xu Damao just wanted such a witness to prove that he didn't know that Liu Haizhong told him and eliminate his suspicion.

The two of them acted separately, and soon dozens of people came over in a huge force, and almost all of Shazhu's acquaintances arrived.

"Quick, quick, quick, it's the toilet in front. Silly Zhu said it himself. He just took advantage of everyone's assessment and there was no one in the toilet, so he jumped in for a swim, but now he can't get in!" Xu Damao led everyone away without forgetting. Making rumors.

"Yes, Xu Damao's story is real. Silly Zhu even asked me to come down and swim with him for a while. He said it's warm down there!" Liu Haizhong added the facts.

Everyone arrived and took a look, and sure enough, Shazhu was still pulling in the chest-deep excrement water, his hands not stopping for a moment.

"Silly Zhu, what are you rowing for? Are you really swimming?"

"Silly Zhu, is it true that it's warm down there?"

"Silly Zhu, what do you think, you jumped in to swim?"

Listening to everyone's questions, Silly Zhu stopped.

Yes, what am I doing with my hand? It's going back and forth, which makes it smell weird.

But you can’t say that you don’t know, that would make you really a fool, and you can’t say that you were kicked down, that would be embarrassing.

It's normal if it falls accidentally, but if someone kicks it off, it's easy to bully and it's embarrassing!

Thinking of this, Shazhu said harshly: "You don't care what I am rowing, I accidentally fell and I can't swim yet!"

"Admitted it, he admitted it!"

"Wow~"

This was a real sensation.

Seeing that everyone wanted to ask more questions, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stepped forward and said, "No matter what you want to say, let's rescue the people first. Don't let them freeze in such a cold weather!"

At this time, a group of people from the technical department finally came around openly.

"These guys in your yard are really cruel. One of them kicked someone into a manure pit, two of them asked others to watch the fun, and one of them was kicked down and said he was swimming!" Xu Zhen said with emotion.

"Didn't you pay attention to what Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong said? Tomorrow it will be said that Silly Zhu will jump into the manure pit and swim by himself!" Gao Lin reminded.

There were quite a few people around, but few stepped forward to help.

Even though Shazhu yells and screams all day long, he seems to be very powerful in the steel rolling mill. That's because others generally don't want to offend him.

Shaking a spoon for you openly and openly is basically Xu Damao's treatment, and other people would not dare to do it. At this time, the worker's big brother is not joking.

But if you offend him, give someone a full spoonful, and give you half a spoonful more; give others dry food, and give you something thin; give others meat and vegetables, and give you meat and vegetables only vegetables and broth.

You have no place to complain about this. A large pot of food is always dry or watery, with meat and vegetables. It doesn’t matter what is served, and you can’t say that it is intentional.

So generally no one deliberately offends him, but no one tries to please him either, because he has such a bad mouth and is irritating everyone. From the toilet sweeper to the canteen director to the factory director, he has to beat everyone. .