Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

When Yi Zhonghai saw that no one was moving, he could only ask his close disciples to take action.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai has quite a lot of disciples. What he lacks in his old age is not people who will wear sackcloth and pay filial piety after death, break bowls and throw pots, but people who have a house and money are willing to do too much.

What he wanted was someone who could still take care of him when he was sick and couldn't get up from bed.As long as the money-seeking person doesn't just kill him, how good can he serve him and how long can he serve him?

When all the disciples came forward, you looked at me and I looked at you.This thing is too confusing. I don’t want to start directly, and I don’t want to be at the front. If I don’t pull it up and fall down, I won’t get splashed all over!

Xu Damao spoke: "Si Zhu, you have to look at me at the critical moment! Have you seen the big spoon for scooping out manure? Stretch it down and let Si Zhu grab it tightly. Let's pull him up together!"

With the idea in hand, everyone took action. They took a pure wooden ladle for scooping manure, and asked Sha Zhu to hold it tightly at one end, while three people lifted it up at the other end.

Can this be pulled up?A group of people in the technical department couldn't come up with any ideas just to watch the fun, but they could also see at a glance that Silhu's cotton-padded jacket was full of feces and water. Adding Si Zhu's weight, it was less than 200 pounds and almost [-] pounds. He was standing upright. I can't grasp the pillar, and if I pull it diagonally, the wooden spoon is too thin and will break.

As expected, as soon as Shazhu lifted it by more than half a meter, Shazhu collapsed. As soon as he released his hand, there was a "boom" sound, and the dung flower splashed up to a height of more than four meters, and several people in front of him were hit by the move.

"Bah bah bah!"

"Ouch!".

Chapter 42 Silly Zhu finally got out of his beloved "swimming pool"

"Why did you let go of Zhuzhu!" Yi Zhonghai looked worried.

"No way, Master, I'm too heavy to hold on for long." Silly Zhu was also quite disgusted. He was about to escape from the sea of ​​misery, but he fell into it again.

"You two, be patient for now, let's do it again!" Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but persuade after seeing everyone's misery.

When a few people saw that Silly Pillar was really useless and couldn't catch it, they changed to pulling it diagonally. Silly Pillar was half-riding a wooden spoon, and the people behind held the waists of the three people in front, and they used one, two, three to pull hard. pull up

Everyone was pulling up and down, and the wooden spoon pressed against the edge of the pit finally became too strong. The wooden spoon broke into two sections with a click, and the person on top fell on his back. The stupid pillar made another "boom" sound, and the dung flower returned. The splash was more than four meters high, but no one was hit this time.

Yi Zhonghai finally calmed down after seeing the mess on the ground.

"Zhang Cheng," Yi Zhonghai called to his apprentice who had not yet come forward, "run quickly. Go to the warehouse and ask for a longer rope, as thick as you can!"

"Okay, master, don't worry, I'll be back soon!" Zhang Cheng was also sincere, he responded and squeezed out of the crowd, disappearing without a trace.

"Everyone, listen to me. These two times were all my mistakes and my underestimation. I apologize to you. Master, I was wrong! Everyone, take a good rest. We will be able to pull up Silly Pillar with a rope later!"

Yi Zhonghai said it very politely. If he hadn't said anything about me, master, Gao Lin and the others would have believed him.

This does not mean that I am the master, and you have to endure my mistakes!

But people are too down-to-earth. They are not as thoughtful as Yi Zhonghai, nor as knowledgeable as Gao Lin and others. They thought Master was really apologizing, so they hurriedly answered.

"Oh no, Master, that's all because we didn't think about it well and didn't do it well!"

"Yes, Silly Zhu is too stupid and can't even hold onto a piece of wood."

"Yes, yes, and who suggested using this dung spoon? It splashed all over us!"

As he spoke, everyone looked at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat, "Then, isn't it all for giving ideas? We are also here to save people!"

Zhang Guo ran really fast, and soon he ran over with a thick rope wrapped around his body.

Good guy, this rope is enough to lift one or two tons of steel!

Yi Zhonghai took the rope and handed one end to everyone, just like a tug of war. Everyone took a piece and gave the other end to Si Zhu.

Seeing that he could be saved this time, Gao Lin came out to pick up the favor.

"Master, please ask everyone to stand in a line, it will save you effort!" Gao Lin first reminded Yi Zhonghai, and then shouted to Si Zhu:

"Silly Zhu, don't hold on to the rope. Wrap the rope around your waist and tie it up twice more so that you can't fall. Otherwise, you won't be able to hold on and you'll fall again!"

Guo Da curled his lips and said, "Senior Engineer, what advice do you have for him? He should be allowed to fall a few more times and eat a few more mouthfuls!"

"Guo Dabo, don't think that if I can't see you, I won't know it's you. When I get up there, see how I deal with you!" Silly Zhu heard it from below and threatened him seriously.

"If you have the ability, just come. You really think I'm afraid of you!" Guo Dapizi felt a little guilty, but he couldn't beg for mercy even if he lost the battle.

Xu Damao was also afraid that Silly Zhu would come up and beat him, so he hurriedly helped.

"Everyone listen to my slogan:

One, two, three, how hard you work.

Four, five, six, that’s stupid.

Seven or eighty-nine, I saw my head.

Work harder, you're in good health.

Keep going, the legs are out.

Pull back and come out! "

It's different when there are slogans, and it's easy to pull the fool up.

Xu Damao is worthy of being from the Publicity Department. These little words are all the same, but why are they so similar...

"Xu Damao, what kind of slogan are you shouting? You can see the head, the body, the legs coming out, all the way out, like giving birth to a child!" Seeing the silly pillar coming up, Guo Dabo quickly changed the conflict.

Sure enough, Silly Zhu, who had been glaring at Guo Damao, turned to look at Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao saw something bad, he ran away.

Silly Zhu got up from the ground and was about to chase after him, but Gao Lin stopped him.

"Silly Zhu, the most important thing you should do now is not to chase Xu Damao, but to induce vomiting first, then wash up and go take the assessment as soon as possible!"

"By the way, I still have an assessment!" Silly Zhu was startled and hurried to the cafeteria.

Liu Haizhong came over and interjected: "Xiao Gao, we all know how to wash, why is this inducing vomiting?"

Hey, I, Liu Haizhong, now like to play with these highly educated and highly intelligent people. If I learn more, I can also be a leader.

"Although our toilet is cleaned frequently, it is inevitable that there will be some residue. This old feces is toxic if accidentally swallowed. It is easiest to induce vomiting."

"Oh~"

Everyone was stunned.

Someone asked again: "Why was it that Si Zhu was so hot when he came up? Is it really as warm as he said down there?"

After finally finding a place to show off, Gao Lin didn't want to monopolize it, so he quickly winked at everyone in the technical department.

After receiving the code, the brothers were not polite. They all gathered together and answered questions when asked. Each person answered a question, and the science popularization meeting was started at the door of the toilet.

Not to mention that everyone here is learning new knowledge, just that Silly Zhu sprinted [-] meters to the cafeteria.

Before entering the cafeteria, I first saw the foreign object on my body.

It was not easy to go in, so he shouted at the door: "Twist, fat man!"

"Hey!" "Master over there!" the two of them responded and hurried out.

Seeing the situation of Silly Zhu, the author didn't want to describe it in detail. Anyway, there were a lot of mosaics. The two of them frowned. The fat man couldn't help but slow down, and Ma Mahua rushed directly in front of Silly Zhu.

"Master, how did you do this?" Ma Hua was still in the mood to ask.

"Don't even ask, Ma Hua, go to the warehouse and find me a set of old clothes and bring them over. Go quickly!"

When Shazhu saw that Ma Hua still wanted to speak, he quickly interrupted and ordered to go on.

"Okay, Master!"

After saying that, he entered the warehouse.

"Fat man, go get me some water and let me take a good shower!"

Silly Zhu had already noticed Fatty's disgust, and deliberately asked Ma Hua to get clothes and Fatty to get water, which disgusted him.

The fat man pinched his nose and admitted, and brought out basins of water. Silly Zhu was constantly being showered from head to toe, and feces was flowing down the drain.

After finally rushing, I found a place to change into the old clothes found by MCA and hurried into the examination room.

People in the examination room were confused as soon as they entered the examination room. What did it smell like? Did it fall into the toilet?

The cooks in the factory are different from the cooks in restaurants outside.

Although they all test your cooking skills, the test for the cooks in the factory is not to make small stir-fries, but to make big pot dishes.

The invigilator endured and endured, endured and endured, but finally couldn't hold it back anymore, pointed at Silly Zhu and said: "You are unqualified, get out!"

This time Sha Zhu was dissatisfied: "Why am I unqualified? Why are I unqualified and you taste the food before I even cook it?"

"If you make small stir-fries, I'll just put up with it, but you're going to make a big pot of food, which affects the health of tens of thousands of people in the factory! If you're like this, what will happen if the workers get sick after eating the food? If the workers don't eat, Then you have wasted this pot of good material!”

"Get out of here!".

Chapter 43 None

In fact, the people in the kitchen can't stand the smell of Sha Zhu's body now. They are just intimidated by Sha Zhu's usual domineering style and dare not complain.

The examiner couldn't stand Si Zhu's attitude towards the workers.

What's going on, if something dirty falls on you, are you going to treat it as extra food for the workers?Who is responsible if something goes wrong while eating!

Silly Zhu didn't take the cook's work rules seriously. It was normal for the cook to be dirty. If he ate it uncleanly, he wouldn't be sick. At most, he just didn't put "ingredients" into the pot intentionally. If he accidentally dropped some, he would drop some.

As a result, Silly Zhu fell into a pit today and didn't pay attention. This was considered a lesson to the examiner.

Seeing everyone staring at him without saying a word, Silly Zhu also knew that he had offended the public. If it doesn't work this time, then next time. I can't afford to offend Mr. Zhu, and I can't afford to hide away!

Silly Zhu didn't reply, opened the door curtain and hurried away.

As it was now, Shazhu didn't want to stay in the factory any longer and didn't say hello to anyone else. He just patted his butt and went home to take a shower and change clothes.

Silly Zhuren is gone, but what he did has not stopped.

Not only Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao, but also the people they attracted also kept talking to others,

There is no need to wait until tomorrow, the entire steel rolling mill can know that Sha Zhu, the master chef in the back kitchen of the steel rolling mill, likes swimming. Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the assessment today, he jumped into the manure pit and had a good swim.

There was even a good person who arranged a big show for Silly Zhu, telling how Silly Zhu overcame 81 difficulties, avoided 72 people, jumped into the "swimming pool", and swam in 36 different positions.

He even said that Shazhu will find a good girl who can swim in the "pool" with him in the future, give birth to a large litter of children, and swim in the "pool" together as a family.

A certain projectionist who did not want to be named made up all this and spread it throughout the factory.

The auntie circle has turned these things compiled by an anonymous projectionist into various versions, saying that it is difficult to tell the truth from the false.