Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"Aunt Zhang returned to the countryside with her pension money and had a great time shopping. But no one expected that when she got home, the money sewn on her pants last night had turned into newspapers."

Xu Damao's eyes suddenly widened, his nostrils expanded to the limit, and he was breathing heavily.

So Jia Zhang returned to the countryside with money, so her plan for this month was in vain?

And 1000 to 30 yuan, the poor Jia family, hiss!

Horror!

Now that everything has been figured out, Xu Damao is no longer afraid of those robbers.

Obviously I have provided you with the information, Mr. Mao, but you are incapable of grabbing the money yourself, so how dare you come back and cause trouble for me!

Thinking of the crux of the problem, Xu Damao didn't want to talk to Gao Linduo here.

Take the time to find them!

Say goodbye to Gao Lin and his party.Xu Damao took advantage of this little time before going to work and rushed directly to the robbers' stronghold.

After slamming the door twice, the robber opened the door and dragged the person in.

Xu Damao raised his head stiffly and looked sideways at the seven people, with a look of defiance.

Of course, if they hadn't seen Xu Damao kneeling on the ground as soon as he came in, the robbers would have believed that he was a man.

The robber boss looked at Xu Damao funny and said:

"Little projectionist, haven't you been avoiding us recently? Why did you fall into the trap this time?"

Xu Damao subconsciously wanted to get up, but the robber held him down again and again.

After struggling for two times, he couldn't move anymore, so he had to kneel down and say:

"Boss, I have checked it out today. The information I gave you is correct, but you did not do a good job in the robbery and did not find the money hidden by the old godly woman!"

"Oh."

The boss was noncommittal.

Regardless of whether it was done properly or not, the matter is over.

As a result, I didn't gain much, but almost got a lot of shit.

Seeing that the robbers were all showing a lack of interest, Xu Damao suddenly said:

"That old godly woman had at least 230 yuan with her at that time!"

"what?"

The robbers one, two, three, four, five and six exclaimed at the same time, and even the robber boss opened his eyes in surprise.

For a moment, there was only the sound of heavy breathing in the small courtyard.

It was the robber boss who came to his senses first.

Naturally, they are not people who have never seen money.

But who would have thought that such an ordinary old godly woman has only one or two hundred, and even three to five hundred is considered too much. Unexpectedly, there are more than 1000!

After doing bad things for so many years, this is the first time they have discovered that money is easy to make.

Although the money has not been received yet, they have already considered it to be their money by default.

The robber boss lifted Xu Damao up and asked:

"When will this old godly woman go out again?"

Xu Damao hesitated and said: "Boss, you don't want to rob her again, do you?"

The robber said unhappily: "Can't you?"

The second robber looked Xu Damao up and down and said suspiciously:

"Isn't it your kid who wants to keep it all to himself?"

The third robber frowned and said, "Xu Damao, how did you know how much money she has?"

Robber [-]: "You kid..."

As if he was about to be punished for asking a question, Xu Damao quickly shouted:

"Someone has already stolen this old godly woman's money!"

"what?"?

"What are you talking about? Someone dares to steal our money!"

The robber boss was gnashing his teeth in hatred.

This is money you can grab with just your hands, unlike the money you had to work hard to get before!

He let go of Xu Damao's hand and pushed him to the ground.

The robber boss closed his eyes tightly and took several deep breaths. When he opened his eyes again, they were filled with bloodshot eyes.

Fortunately, he has regained his composure.

"Tell me," the robber boss's voice revealed an indescribable depression in Xu Damao's voice. "Tell me everything you know in detail. Don't leave out even a single bit."

Although his voice was calm, there was a well-known anger.

Xu Damao did not dare to neglect and said quickly:

"??This is what happened. When we went to rob her, the old godly woman sewed the money on her pants."

Xu Damao is smart.

Knowing that these people were angry now, and fearing that they would take it out on themselves, we first got closer to each other, and then explained the reason why the last robbery was unsuccessful.

Directly prevent the robbers from taking their anger out on themselves.

The robbers also regretted it.

Last time, on the one hand, the time was short, and on the other hand, it was an agreement not to dig into people's private parts.

Everyone knows where to hide money, how could the robbers not know?

It just leaves people with the final bottom line, so robberies never go there.

But who would have thought that this old godly woman could carry so much money with her...

More than 1000, even if the money was all ten yuan, there were more than 100 pieces of paper, it was a thick stack, and she didn't mind being panicked!

Seeing that all the gangsters (Zhao Wang Zhao) had listened, Xu Damao smiled and continued:

"This old godly woman came back yesterday. When she went into her house to check, she found that all the money she had sewn on her pants the night before had turned into newspapers. Do you think it's strange?"

"Weird?" The robber boss snorted coldly: "What a weird thing! It's obvious that a snitch took advantage of the old godmother's sleep to trade a civet cat for the prince!"

The robber looked at Xu Damao: "Is there any news about this thief?"

Xu Damao said with an embarrassed look on his face: "No, there is no news at all. This old godly woman has reported the case, but the officials who handled the case did not find any news."

The implication is, please don't embarrass me when it comes to things that even the official can't handle.

The robber shouted: "Trash Lu!"

The robber boss waved his hand.

"Xu Damao, since it's not your problem this time, let's be completely clear. From now on, we will take my Yangguan Road and you will cross your single-plank bridge."

Chapter 326: Do something big!

Staring into Xu Damao's eyes, the robber boss said coldly: "Go away. We will not admit that we know you after we leave this door. We should not know each other when we meet again."

Xu Damao was overjoyed.

Isn't that what it is for!

I am a regular employee of a steel rolling mill, a large factory with tens of thousands of people, and an excellent projectionist. How can I deal with you desperadoes all day long?

That is to say, you think I have provided false news and are pestering me all day long to take revenge. I have long since stopped talking to you!

"Thank you, boss, thank you all, big brothers!"

Xu Damao stood up as he spoke.

Seeing that none of the seven people said anything, they hurriedly bowed and walked backwards out of the courtyard.

After closing the door, I got in the car and started speeding away.

The robber boss kept looking at Xu Damao and didn't say a word until he left. He just had a faint look in his eyes, as if he had made some decision.

The robber asked in a low voice:

"Boss, just let him go like this? You know this kid is also a fat sheep!"

"Humph!"

The robber boss said coldly:

"Of course not! This guy is not a good guy. He might turn around and report us, so we can't take him to the Gyeonggi area. Let's go outside the customs!"

"But this old pious woman dares to play tricks on us, and Xu Damao is also an uncertain factor. It makes us run away, so naturally we have to collect some interest and do something big!"

The robber San's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"Boss 767, why don't we rob Xu Damao's courtyard?"

Before the boss could speak, the second robber mocked:

"Are you crazy? There are hundreds of people from over 20 households in their courtyard. If they swarm us, we will all be beaten to death!"

The boss nodded: "What the third (the second robber) said makes sense, so we can only rob part of it. Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi, didn't you investigate this courtyard house? Use the floor plan to tell us about the conditions of the residents."

Robber Five took out the drawings he drew and laid them out on the table. Robber Six took out his notebook and pointed at the drawings and said:

"The people living in the reverse house and the front yard are basically poor people. Although some people say that Di Yi, who lives in the east wing, is a descendant of a capitalist, he doesn't have much money if he can live here."

Third uncle: I know I am poor, I don’t need you to remind me.I thank you!

Nanyi: What’s wrong with the descendants of capitalists? They haven’t eaten your rice.

"And there are too many people here. If there is any movement, a large number of people will come out. It's easy to get into trouble. There's nothing to grab."

Wallpaper: In fact, as long as you show your knife, even if you are just one person and there are 100 of us, no one will dare to go up and use force with you.