Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"The one who lives in the opposite house is a young engineer. People like him are registered there. If we dare to touch him, don't even think about running away."

"The trouble is that he is also enthusiastic about practicing martial arts. I guess he can hear the noise in the backyard and will definitely come out to check. We will start fighting as soon as we meet, so we can only give up here."

Gao Lin: You don’t know that because of your thoughts, you have temporarily saved seven of your lives.

Liu Haizhong: Look down on me, right?As long as I don't use the knife, I can beat you as easily as I beat my son!

Deaf old lady: My old lady is sitting in the backyard. Shouldn’t she avoid evil? Why would a little thief dare to break in? (Is it possible that you lied so much that you also lied to yourself?)

"The best thing is the middle courtyard. In the main room is a rich chef, who is alone. In the east wing is an old eighth-level fitter, rich, but has no children and only has a wife. In the west wing is an old godly woman, rich, There is no man left in the family.”

"The only thing left in the old Qianpo's family is her, her daughter-in-law, one grandson and two granddaughters. The key is that her pension fund is more than 1000 yuan, so how rich is their family?"

The robbers standing around all looked dazed as they listened, as if they had already grabbed it.

The robber boss thought about the comparison for a moment and decided:

“Since this Intermediate Court has the fewest people, the most money, and the least trouble, let’s rob them!”

"oh!"?

The robbers all cheered as soon as they reached six.

Then the boss started arranging tasks:

"It's no time to delay, as things may change later, let's take action tonight!"

"Second son, third son, you go find two three-wheelers. After we rob them, we will leave the city and head north overnight. You guys will take care of us outside!"

Robber [-], Robber [-]: "Okay boss!"

"Fourth and Fifth, you guys pack your things first. When you move tonight, block the moon gate leading to the front yard and back yard. Don't let anyone... No, it's inappropriate. We should keep it secret."

"In this way, the five of us will act as a group at night, rob one house at a time, knock them unconscious before going to the next house, and try to be as quiet as possible."

"Good boss!"

"Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi, you will go out to buy the equipment for the evening! All hands on deck!"

"Yes!"?

……

In the morning, Xu Damao and Gao Lin said a few words and ran away.

He ran fast, but this behavior caused the Gao Lin family to think deeply.

Yu Li pondered: "Jianjian, what do you think?"

Li Jianjian replied: "Lily, there must be something hidden in this matter!"

Gao Lin glanced at the two of them speechlessly. Di Pangpang and Li Yuanfang would cry if they played such a bad joke again!

"Yu Li, don't think that you can play the role of Di Pangpang even if you are pregnant. And you, Li Jianjian, don't think that you can play pranks just because your surname is Li. The most important thing is, how can you not leave me a trace?" It’s time to play!”

Understanding the key to Gao Lin's words, Liang Ladi couldn't help but cover her face and said in pain: "You are a family of drama queens!"

Then the conversation changed: "I also want to join in, but I can't do it!"

The abandoned Lou Xiao'e and He Yuyu looked at each other and couldn't find an entry point for a while.

They nodded to each other and led the children to stride forward.

This will replace the four Gao Lin being abandoned.

Li Jianjian shrugged and said, "Let's see! If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, run away. They both have a deep understanding of how to deal with Lezi people."

Gao Lin complained: "They are also Lezi people. If you deal with Lezi people, don't you deal with yourself!"

Liang Ladi was worried about her child, so she pulled the two of them and Yu Li forward and said as they walked: "You two, stop complaining. You will become a complainer later, so hurry up and leave!"

When passing by the middle courtyard, I rarely saw Jia Zhang in the early morning.

Mrs. Jia Zhang is bragging with a bunch of aunts.

"You don't know how thrilling it was on the day I returned to the countryside!"

"First there were four... no, it was ten, fourteen, or forty little guys who took the lead in blocking me. But they were my opponents. I didn't even move my hands. I knocked them all down as soon as I hit them. .”

The second aunt curled her lips and said with disdain:

"Oh, today's young people are really weak and they just can't handle anything. I don't know what I will do if I get a wife in the future. I can't have more than 40 men marrying one woman, right?"

Chapter 327 Jia Zhang: Come here, I’m going to start showing off!

The third aunt said rigorously: "Strictly speaking, forty is probably not enough to deal with one person. After all, none of them can help Jia and Zhang. I estimate it will be eighty!"

Hearing this, Jia Zhang said proudly: "Not only that, even eighty can't beat me, I got 160!"

The second aunt sighed again, seeming distressed and complaining: "Except for Gao Lin, all the young people nowadays are not good enough. I doubt they can even marry a wife. Unlike our old Liu, who is as strong as an ox. , there can’t be enough!”

"Do you think the woman the second aunt is talking about, Lao Liu, is really true?"

"It's hard to say how tall the second uncle is. Anyway, he wants three sons in a row."

"Then the third uncle is so dry, but he also has three boys and a daughter!"

"Hey, do you think Xu Damao is real?"

"It's true that he takes medicine every day. You see, he hides at his parents' place to drink medicine!"

"The thing about Silly Zhu and Xu Damao might still be true! Xu Damao can only do other things when he can't do it anymore. It just so happens that Silly Zhu hasn't married a wife for many years..."

"Didn't you say that Shazhu likes Qin Huairu?"

"What if we use Qin Huairu as a raft to have sex with Xu Damao secretly? After all, Xu Damao's little white ass, tsk tsk!"

As expected of the aunts, we got on the highway while chatting.

Not far away, Liu Guangfu, who was worried about what Jia Zhang would say and found out that the robber was him, was filled with resentment and wanted to dig a hole to hide himself.

Am I so weak that I can’t do it even if I have a wife?

Besides, even Si Zhu might not be able to withstand Jia Zhang's wild boar charge, not to mention that I am a child who can't eat well and doesn't have enough to eat!

Then Jia Zhang seemed to be talking about the second difficulty.

"After beating these 80 people, I continued to move forward. But a kid actually dared to rush over from behind on a bicycle and wanted to snatch my baggage roll. How can this be done!"

"I pulled the bundle back as hard as I could, and the little brat flew back. I pushed him to the ground and beat him until he knelt down and screamed for his aunt before letting him go!"

Cui Dake stood in the distance with an expressionless face.

Good guy, why don't you say that you are that mythical god, and when you wave at me, I turn into a puppy and bark around you?

Still riding a bicycle, do I have a bicycle?

It was the third aunt who realized something was wrong first: "Ms. Jia Zhang, you have to agree with the basic facts even if you are making up things! You just said you beat 40 people, why did it become 80 people now?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang glanced around and said with a thought in her chest:

"Didn't you add these forty to me? There are eighty and one hundred and sixty that haven't been counted. I won't hesitate to blame you!"

"Shh!"

Everyone's stomachs and Jia Zhang's family booed in unison.

Jia Zhang was annoyed and shouted:

"If you don't listen anymore, if you don't listen, I won't talk anymore if you keep messing around!"

Everyone quieted down.

Anyway, idle time is idle, just listen to Mr. Jia Zhang's bragging as a piece of fun.

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked at her neighbors who were staring at her and nodded with satisfaction, "This is the life I want. I am the center of the world. You all must listen to me!"

"After I let go of the bag thief on a bicycle, I walked on the shady path again. Don't tell me, it's cooler under the tree than under the eaves!"

When everyone saw that Jia Zhang had gone astray, they didn't rush her.

Anyway, everyone was working on the work at hand and listening to it, thinking that she was the background music in the factory.

On weekdays, I always hear my bosses say that music is played on the loudspeaker when they are at work. When the workers work with the music, they are full of passion and motivation.

Today we also have background music!

Jia Zhang continued:

"I was just walking, and suddenly, seven more robbers with spray guns popped out in front of me. They came up and shouted: 'Stop, don't move, robbery! Do you want money or life? Grandpas all have it in their hands. Hundreds of lives!'"

Gao Lin was so happy when he heard these words that he almost laughed out loud.

Are you still robbing the city with a troll during the day?How many hundreds more lives are there?

Humph, how could such a arrogant guy be allowed to exist? He would have been smashed to pieces!

Gao Lin had been observing the people in the yard since just now. The first wave of young robberies was obviously done by Liu Guangfu, and the second so-called bag snatching on a bicycle was done by Cui Dake.

The third wave, this wave, who asked someone to do it?

After looking at Gao Lin for a long time, he didn't find anything. Then he thought about Xu Damao's abnormality today and how he hurriedly ran out the day Jia Zhang left...

What I didn’t say was that it was him!

He just ran out in a hurry again, don't want to cause trouble, right?

No, follow up and have a look!

Thinking that it was coming out, Gao Lin and Li Jianjian talked about it and secretly chased Xu Damao, while leader Jianjian led his men to continue watching Jia Zhang's talk and have fun.

?A sand stick? A stick?�??? ?A stick? A stick?

Jia Zhang performed with an exaggerated expression:

"I couldn't bear it anymore. Who am I? I am the Jia Zhang family, the most powerful person in the alley, and the most powerful person in the world. How can I be afraid of these little gangsters?"

"I rushed up to the leader and beat him until he couldn't get up. The six robbers behind me surrounded me and shot him all at once."

"Can I be afraid of this? I twisted my body and I was so flexible that I dodged. Then I kicked a few people in a series and knocked them all down easily."

Gao Lin left, and Li Jianjian took over as Tucao.

It doesn’t matter what kind of big shot you are going to say, the little gangster with a spray gun; nor does it say how you defeated the leader of the robbers, just think of him as an intelligent person rather than a force person.

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