Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

Just tell me, how did you, Jia Zhang, escape the fire of six people?

With your size, you're still squirming. You're not going to make someone sick. Why don't you take action again?

There must be a basic method for making up nonsense!

There was no further discussion.

After all, her first two were quite exaggerated, so it doesn't matter if this one is even more exaggerated.

Anyway, just listen to music.

I thought that this meeting should be over, and it would be too much to make it up.

Who knew the Jia Zhang family really existed!

Just listen to Jia Zhang complain:

"I don't know which little brat reported the case and called the officer, so I had to let these robbers go and not deal with them anymore. What a fuss about this!"

As he said this, he shook his head regretfully, feeling a bit pretentious for a moment.

Li Jianjian and his friends were stunned.

"The scariest thing is the last one!"

Jia Zhangshi spoke suddenly, startling everyone who thought it was over.

Behind?

There’s more!

Mr. Jia and Zhang, you must have gone to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures. Why do you still want to create a 81-[-]? Is it difficult?

Seeing the astonishment of the neighbors, Mrs. Jia Zhang smiled proudly.

I just live in vain for you just to enjoy the feeling of being in the limelight and being the center of the crowd.

Otherwise, you won’t give me three melons and two dates, and you won’t even bring me a bowl of saliva. What am I saying to you here for nothing?Several.

Chapter 328: In ancient times, Monk Tang studied for scriptures, and today, Jia and Zhang family return to their hometown. They have gone through countless hardships.

After everyone had finished talking and complained, Jia Zhang cleared her throat and continued: "After these seven robbers run away, I will continue to move forward. Hey, guess what?"

No one cooperated with her or answered her call.

But even so, Mrs. Jia Zhang was not embarrassed and thought of herself:

"Ouch, a three-meter strong man with fingers..." came forward.

As he spoke, he looked around, until he saw Li Jianjian, his eyes lit up, he pointed with his short, fat little hand and shouted:

"Have you seen Li Jianjian? That hero's fingers are as thick as Li Jianjian's wrist, and his green-faced fangs are a mouth full of blood. If he eats one child at a time, then six children can eat six mouthfuls!"

Before Li Jianjian could get angry, Liang Ladi stopped and shouted loudly:

"Who are you talking about? Who can take one bite? You can't just waste your two granddaughters, not to mention that there are four more "seven, sixty-seven" and "seven, sixty-seven" in there that are mine!"

Jia Zhang was so frightened that she was not as brave as the thieves in her story.

But with Jia Zhang's personality, she would not apologize.

He glanced at Liang Ladi twice, then turned his head and continued talking.

Although he did not apologize, he stopped making fun of the children and continued:

"This hero has a leopard's head and eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, his voice is like thunder, and his movement is like a bear's shell. His advance and retreat are quite orderly, and his ups and downs are silent."

The third aunt frowned and asked: "Don't you dare to say that it has a green face, fangs and a bloody mouth? Why did it turn into a leopard's head and ringed eyes?"

The second aunt also said: "I always feel like I have heard what you said somewhere."

At this time, Shazhu was also woken up.

He opened the door and came out shirtless, narrowed his eyes at Jia Zhang and said with disdain:

"Have you ever heard of it? Isn't this just a story that she got mixed up with? Second aunt, third aunt, you often accompany your grandfathers to listen to the radio, how come you don't know this?"

After all, the third aunt followed a cultural person, and she was often influenced by him.

At this time, Sha Zhu was reminded that it was storytelling, and he immediately clapped his hands and said:

"The green face with fangs is Yang Zhi, the leopard head with ring eyes is Lin Chong and Zhang Fei, the others depend on their body shape, the last two sentences are too much, even a master can describe them like this!"

The second aunt’s eyes also shone brightly and she shouted repeatedly: “Yes, yes, yes, the third aunt is right!”

Jia Zhang saw that Silly Zhu dared to squint his eyes and look down on her, and even dared to undermine her, so she stared back.

He also muttered:

"Can the stories about storytellers be called nonsense? They are all reasonable adaptations. You stupid fool doesn't understand anything. Why are you interfering in the exchanges between our cultural people? Go back to your kitchen and cook!"

Well, once you say Shujia Zhang, you consider yourself a cultural person!

As soon as the upper lip of the silly column touched the lower lip, he cursed loudly:

"You, a feudal bastard who exploits your daughter-in-law, can you tell a story that you are a man of culture? Then I, Silly Zhu, have already been one. My culture is even higher than yours, by several floors!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, the aunt quickly settled the matter:

"Aunt Zhang, Silly Zhu, let's not quarrel this early in the morning. Let's continue talking!"

Auntie usually takes good care of herself, so Si Zhu naturally lets her go, Jia Zhangshi.

Jia Zhang didn’t want to summon Lao Jia and Dongxu at this time, but she really couldn’t scold Silly Zhu in a normal scolding battle.

At this time, the aunt sent a ladder, and she walked down the slope.

Wouldn't it be nice to continue telling the story and be the focus of the crowd?

So Jia Zhang also stopped talking to Silly Zhu and continued:

"No matter what, he looks like a macho man at first sight. He just looks like he's just playing around with the idiots."

Silly Zhu frowned when he heard this, and muttered: "Just say it nicely, why are you always mentioning me?"

He wanted to say a few more insults, but Jia Zhang ignored him, which was meaningless.

And the aunt who just agreed.

If I continue to listen, I still don’t know what bad things to say about myself.

I might as well go back inside and put on my clothes and skip this part.

Then he walked out again.

Silly Zhu thought to himself: I want to listen carefully and see how many bad things you, Jia Zhang, want to say about me.I will write down every stroke for you in the account, and I will calculate it back to you in the future!

Just listen to what Jia Zhang said:

"This strong man is not simple at first sight. When he passed by me, he suddenly took action and wanted to knock me down. I smiled coldly and used random cloak and claw techniques, which stunned him and knocked him back."

"The strong man stepped back eighteen steps in a row, each step causing the bricks under his feet to break. In the end, he couldn't stand my profound skills. He vomited blood and turned around to run away."

"As a great master of the first generation, I, Jia Zhang, certainly disdained to chase down and beat up the drowned dog, so I let him leave alive..."

Many aunts who heard the excitement suddenly started making noises.

"You talk about people being so powerful, but in the end they are no match for you, Jia Zhang, with three punches and two kicks. How shameless are you!"

"What kind of shame does she need? Didn't she say that she is already a master in shamelessness?"

"The green bricks you stepped on were broken. Tell me where they are and we can go over and have a look!"

Jia Zhang was speechless for a moment when she was asked. She rolled her triangular eyes and wanted to act up.

But when I think about it, it’s not easy for everyone to be willing to listen to my story and let myself get attention.If you curse someone and they run away, who should you tell them to?

So I stopped scolding and changed the topic:

"I survived three disasters and five disasters when I went to the countryside, and I also survived nine twists and turns and eighteen tribulations when I came back. The first tribulation in this episode is a battle with a driver."

Li Jianjian still wanted to listen, but when he raised his wrist he saw that it was already late, and he would be late if he listened again.

He glanced at the workers in the rolling mill who were also listening to the music in the yard and shouted:

"It's getting late. Those of us who should go to work should go to work first. Moms, aunts, sisters-in-law, and sisters who don't have to rush to work, we will come to you to listen to stories after get off work!"

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and the third uncle were also surprised when they heard this.

It would be a joke if I were late because of this!

After giving Li Jian a grateful look, Yi Zhonghai also said:

"Let's take a walk. Let's go to work first. When we come back, we can ask the big guys in the yard."

Liu Haizhong also said online:

"National construction is more important. You can't affect the prosperity of the country because of your own selfishness. Go, go, everyone, get moving."

The third uncle didn’t say anything big:

"Those who should go to work should go to work, and those who should go to school should go to school. Earning money is important, and the money spent on school cannot be wasted. Children, don't be late, we should all go!"

The people gathered in the middle courtyard, which was more lively than a general meeting, suddenly exploded, and everyone was boiling.

"Quick, quick, monkey boy, put on your schoolbag!"

"Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?"

"Let me pass, I have to leave quickly!"

People going to school and going to work started to move in a hurry, and most of the people in the yard suddenly disappeared.

Chapter 329: The Internet is up, the audience is here, waiting for the weather

Seeing so many people leaving in an instant, Jia Zhang almost lost the desire to continue talking.

Fortunately, these people are the main force in the circle, and they enjoy being the center in front of them, so Jia Zhang went on to talk about the difficulties of coming back from the countryside.

"You don't know, this little driver and I..."

……

Gao Lin temporarily left the team and easily followed Xu Damao.