Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

"My second aunt's chicken-raising skills are the best in our area. It's much better than Shazhu's shameless cooking skills that claim to be the best!"

"Well," Liu Haizhong was so flattered by the praise, "Not to mention far away, only Nan Yi from our hospital is better than Sha Zhu. There is also the female chef in the factory, Chef Sai, and Master Man from the tractor factory..."

"There are also various restaurants outside. Anyone who is good at craftsmanship can work in the factory, and he will be a fifth-level cook at the end of the day. The treatment is worse than outside!"

"Isn't that right? Silly Zhu Bai is still very arrogant all day long. A heroine like Second Aunt who you trained keeps a low profile every day."

Xu Damao said so well that Liu Haizhong himself believed it.

Patting Xu Damao's back, Liu Haizhong said with great satisfaction:

"You are still an old hen. I will ask your second aunt to call you later. Don't let this good material go to waste. Not to mention one egg a day, at least two in three days!"

Xu Damao's face was full of smiles: "Then I would like to thank you, Second Uncle, you are the one in our courtyard!"

As he spoke, Xu Damao raised his right thumb high.

"low profile!"

Liu Haizhong said this, but his expression was about to reach climax.

Gao Lin nodded.

Having left such a deep impression on Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, Xu Damao had already made a name for himself in the courtyard.

It feels like the conditions for a major plot to break out are all set.

Walking not far from the children in the middle courtyard, Gao Lin found a bright place to sit, spread the book on his lap, closed his eyes and rested.

Just listen to the Jia family’s stickie complain:

"Grandma, tell me why you don't live here for the rest of your life. What are you doing here? Yesterday you robbed me of rabbits, and today you robbed me of steamed buns. I finally gained weight, and you starve me to lose weight again!"

When Jia Zhang said this, she became unhappy.

Although you are my grandson, you have to follow me first when eating at home!

However, after furthering his studies, Jia Zhang became more capable. At this time, he did not lose his temper or beg for mercy, but spoke the truth.

"Banggen, what our courtyard house has always been about is being filial to the elderly. If there is delicious food, let the elders eat it first. Besides, as an old lady, I can eat as much as I want, and the rest belongs to you, right?"

"To put it aside, not only did I eat the rabbit yesterday, but you also ate it. If I hadn't snatched it away and we shared it, you, your mother and your sister would have eaten it for four of us. How much could you have eaten?"

The more people there are, the less points they get?

Then if I eat alone, everything will go into my mouth!

Banggeng seemed to have opened some door.

I used to take my sisters with me in order to throw away the thieves to them.If I don’t take others with me now, why should I take home the things I stole from Silly Zhu? .

Chapter 4: Awesome joke: I am an adult, so I should be called Silly Zhu.

It’s great for me to eat alone, so I don’t need to share it with grandma!

It just so happens that I didn't eat any meat today. I'll go to Shazhu's house tomorrow and grab something to eat outside before going home.

Having made up his mind, Banggeng finished his meal in a hurry, put his bowl down on the table, and ran out happily to play with his friends.

"Beard, Iron Pillar, Duck Egg, and a few caterpillars from the two families, Bangge, I'm here to find you!"

Da Mao frowned and said unhappily: "Banggan, please be polite, who is the caterpillar?"

Xiu'er gave full play to her fun-loving attitude and started to stir things up by saying, "Banggen, if you hadn't gone back to school, we wouldn't have cared to talk to you. You're so arrogant!"

Yadan shouted: "That's right, why are you so arrogant!"

"I can eat good food!" Banggeng said with a bit of pride, "The good food you want is brought back by your parents, but I got it myself!"

"What?" Er Mao said, "You just stole it from Uncle He, and you got it from something like this. You don't mind getting such dirty things!"

Banggeng wondered: "Si Zhu is a bit sloppy, but why are his things dirty? Are you jealous of me?"

"Am I jealous of you?" Ermao smiled, "I was eating at Uncle Gao Lin's house. Don't you know what I was eating? Do you think it would be worse than Uncle He's?"

Sophora japonica said with a milky voice: "Brother, mom told us not to call us Silly Zhu, but to call us Uncle He!"

Xiao Dang also said with integrity: "Brother, if you really don't want to, you can even call me Uncle Silly."

"Before," BangGeng corrected, "No, I should have been called Uncle Silly just now. But since eating, I have understood that as long as I can get food, I am an adult."

"As an adult, everyone calls him Silly Zhu, so I also call him Silly Zhu!"

Da Mao blinked and looked at Er Mao: "Er Mao, don't adults look at age?"

Er Mao scratched his hair and looked confused: "Brother, I don't know either!"

The two siblings, Chang Sheng and Fan Hua, looked at each other. When they glanced around, they saw Gao Lin. They called "Dad" and ran over hand in hand.

Looking at their movements, the other six children were afraid that they would fall and followed them.

As soon as these eight people came over, the children in the yard wanted to know the answer and joined in the fun and followed them.

Good guy, in the end there were dozens of children in the yard, all standing in front of Gao Lin.

Perhaps out of respect for Gao Lin, who was also an educated man like his teacher, he stood in several rows according to the rules of the big ones and the small ones, as neatly as in military training.

Except sticks.

The kid was still afraid of Gao Lin's previous tricks on him, so he didn't dare to get close at all and was too scared to push him.

Gao Lin opened his eyes when he heard the noise and picked up the two little ones on his lap.

Looking at Da Mao who was standing on his head, he asked, "Why don't you just come and play together? Why don't you all come to me?"

Da Mao scratched his head, turned around and glanced at Banggan, who was standing there obediently, and said with a naive smile:

"Uncle Gao Lin, just now Banggeng said that he who can get food is an adult. He can be called Shazhu instead of Uncle He. Do you think he is right?"

Several rows of little ones in front of him nodded in unison, their eyes full of curiosity.

Seeing that Gao Lin was making a lot of noise, the neighbors in the middle courtyard, although they didn't come over, were watching from a distance.

Hearing Da Mao's words, he couldn't help it.

"Pfft, it turns out that when I became an adult, I wanted to be called Silly Zhu instead of Uncle He. Silly Zhu, you are so respectable!"

"You kid, stop pulling salty eggs for me. You can stay cool while you're at it. Otherwise, be careful of your stupid Grandpa Zhu's fists!"

"Do you think that when Shazhu is seven or eighty years old, will there still be young people in their teens who will not be called grandpa, but will be called Shazhu?"

"That's not right!"

"Hey! Did I say you're done?"

Silly Zhu became anxious and started to take action.

Yi Zhonghai called out "Silly Pillar", then scanned the circle majestically, and said seriously:

"The children don't understand what we teach them, so don't make noises here!"

As soon as education was mentioned, everyone's attention turned to Gao Lin as Yi Zhonghai expected.

Gao Lin smiled slightly:

"It's just like what a certain second uncle said who didn't want to be named. We can't wait until Silly Zhu is 70 years old. You said you could hit someone at any time when you were in your teens or [-]s, so just call Silly Zhu. It's not polite."

The eyes stood up in the bangs.

But thinking about what I said just now, I can’t blame others for quoting it.

And if others are willing to use your words, doesn’t this just mean that what you say is good!

Liu Haizhong became proud again.

?A sand stick? A stick?�??? ?A stick? A stick?

Regardless of whether a certain well-known person felt that the second uncle was forcing extravagance to show off his facial skills, Gao Lin went on to say:

"In fact, the title does not depend on how old you are, or how old the other person is, but on the age gap and seniority gap between the two of you. Of course, our courtyard is a big family, and the main thing is seniority."

"Let's take Shazhu as an example. He, Qin Huairu and Yan Jiecheng are from the same generation. No matter how old Bangeg is, he has to be called uncle, and no matter how young Jie Di is, she can be called brother."

Xu Damao became interested when he heard Silly Zhu and said provocatively:

"Banggeng can also be called something else. If you don't want to be called uncle, you can call me daddy!"

The person who will get angry first is not Si Zhu, but Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang jumped up to Xu Damao, grabbed him by the collar of his clothes and said:

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"Xu Damao, let me tell you, Bangge is the grandson of my Jia family, no one can take it away!"

After struggling twice, Xu Damao said angrily:

"Who said they wanted to rob your sweet grandson? Are you so blind?"

Hearing that Xu Damao dared to be so arrogant, Mrs. Jia Zhang became even more angry. The hand that was holding him began to shake, and while shaking, she shouted:

"That's not what you, a deadbeat, said! When you call your grandson your grandson as a father, is that still a stick statement from my Jia family? If you don't become an old bachelor's child, why should you have the surname He?"

"Mom, stop talking!"

Qin Huairu looked helpless.

People just said it casually.You'd better just settle the matter directly for me!

Xu Damao was only joking just now, but now he is also dissatisfied:

"Who are you calling an extinct family, you old godly woman? Xiaoxiao is my son, you are trying to curse him. If there is really something wrong with the child, I will fucking kill you!"

Lou Xiao'e also darkened her face and stared at Jia Zhang without saying a word.

Li Jianjian shook his head and said, "Aunt Zhang, you are so powerful. Do you want to upset the whole hospital?"

Yi Zhonghai really didn't want to come out and take charge of the overall situation anymore.

But it's not okay not to stand up, after all, things are happening right in front of you.

If a fight really breaks out, he, the steward who sees it, will be killed!

"Old sister-in-law, no one wants to snatch Banggeng from you. He is the child of your Jia family. Even for the sake of your child's future, you should offend less people. Otherwise, be careful that no one will help Banggeng in the future!" A few.