Siheyuan: relax and watch the fun

Chapter 4 A letter from Master

These days, more individuals are more powerful, and it is common for neighbors to help each other.

If no one in the whole courtyard helps Bangge, it would be really hard to live in this era.

So Jia Zhang gradually became quiet.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Jia Zhang was secretly proud.

You think I was scolding Xu Damao in anger, but actually I was scolding Qin Huairu.

If Xiao Lang Hoo doesn't comb her skin properly, she might want to run away one day!

Do you really think I'm stupid?

I have taken advanced training and am much better than before!

Although Mrs. Jia and Zhang were quiet, everyone looked at me and I looked at you. No one knew what to say. Even Gao Lin had forgotten where he was talking.

For a moment, the entire Central Plains fell silent.

Ding Qiunan was still rigorous and reminded him loudly:

"Gao Lin, you just said that Bangge should call Shazhu uncle, but Jie Di can call Shazhu brother."

Yan Jiedi blinked thoughtfully, but did not speak out of the Yan family's usual cautious spirit of self-preservation.

She didn't speak, but Lou Xiao'e said: "So Banggeng should call Jiedi aunt or aunt, just like calling Yuyu aunt?"

It's a question, but the tone is definitely affirmative.

I'll shame you to death if you, an old man, curse my Tan Xiao!

He Yuyu answered: "Yes. We used to have a good relationship as aunt when Banggeng was young. Now that Banggeng has grown up and stopped kissing me, we just call him He Yuyu. I can only call myself aunt."

Bangge was a little dumbfounded.

Yan Jiedi, who is about the same age as him, has grown up a lifetime?

I wanted to make a scene loudly, but when I saw Li Jianjian's best friends all showing anticipation in their eyes, I was scared again.

I don’t care, I can’t scream anyway!

Banggeng snorted and turned his face to the side, out of sight and out of mind.

This made everyone watching the show laugh out loud.

Then Banggeng's face turned even darker.

Gao Lin rubbed his two little babies on his legs and thought in his mind.

The Siheyuan is a big family, so there is nothing wrong with calling that awesome guy Aunt He Yuyu.

In the past, I saw some people saying that the screenwriter didn't know how to pronounce names, and some people secretly speculated that maybe He Yuyu was a descendant of the Jia family, otherwise why would she help the Jia family so much.

It seems that at least this world is an editorial pair, and it has nothing to do with the Jia family.

Da Mao saw that his omnipotent Uncle Gao Lin was still thinking, and asked quickly:

"Uncle Gao Lin, since he called Bangge the wrong one, let's leave him alone. He can teach him how to call him whatever he likes. It's not that we are rude anyway."

"And what about the adults you mentioned? Does it mean that you are an adult if you can get food back? Doesn't it mean you don't have to go to school?"

The group of carrot heads all looked at Gao Lin expectantly.

It seemed that if Gao Lin dared to say that this was the case, they would have to go out and earn some money to buy food so that they could become adults and not have to go to school.

Gao Lin threatened: "Don't think that it will be easy for you to become adults and not have to go to school."

"Your father has to go to work every day. They go to work when you go to school, and they are still working after you get out of school. The working hours are much longer than the time you study!"

"Your mothers also have to do housework every day. They have to get up to cook and clean the house before you wake up. When you go to school, they are still washing dishes and clothes. After you go to school, they have to buy groceries and cook. Even if you go to bed, they still have to do housework. It’s better to prepare things for the next day, so the busy time will be longer.”

"So, going to school isn't easier than these?"

Feeling that I was going off topic, Gao Lin came back and explained:

"As for how you are considered an adult. First of all, you must be old enough, at least you must be an adult. In the past, people started going to school as young as ten years old."

"Secondly, it does not mean that you are an adult if you can bring back food, but you are able to support the family. You can either work to earn wages for the family to support expenses, or you can do housework and keep the house clean and beautiful. .”

"And it's not just a short-term thing. You have to be able to persevere all the time. That's what you're like."

A group of little kids let out disappointment and complained softly.

"I thought I wouldn't have to go to school as an adult, but I didn't expect that I would still have to go to work!"

"That's right. I thought how happy I would be if I didn't do homework, but I didn't expect that becoming an adult would be even more tiring!"

"It's all thanks to BangGeng's nonsense, which broke my beautiful fantasy!"

"Yes, it's all my fault!"

"Yes, it's all my fault!"

"Yes, it's all my fault!"

Disappointment in children goes as quickly as it comes.

All of a sudden, his anger was focused on Banggeng.

Everyone looked at Bangjie and walked towards him step by step with pressure.

Banggeng was so frightened that his hair stood up when he saw this scene.

"Mom!" he turned around and ran away.

When the children saw that Bangge was about to run away, they immediately chased after him.

While running, someone shouted: "Bangge, don't run, we won't beat you!"

It's a pity that Bangge didn't listen and ran even harder.

Someone else tried to make a plan: "Banggeng, let's discuss how to deal with homework and I won't hit you!"

My child, your parents looking at you behind you are so angry that their faces are green, do you know?

Some people even directly shouted for punishment: "Banggeng, if we catch you, we will spank you!"

"Spanking is nothing, you have to hold him down and tickle him so that he has nowhere to escape!"

Damn it, he ran away!

The kids are chasing after them!

It's hard for him to fly with his wings!

The surrounding parents just watched the fun, including Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang, and no one stopped them...

In the end, Bangge was caught, and a group of children were rolling around on the ground and scratching their bodies. They couldn't tell who was who, and they started fighting randomly.

It also lets adults know why there are so many clothes to wash every day.

……

Early the next morning, when Gao Lin got up, he felt like the communication device was prompting for information and the system was flashing.First, I silently chanted in my mind: "Sign in!"

[Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving 13 yuan of money, [-] kilograms of meat, [-] kilograms of grain, and [-] kilograms of fruits and vegetables. This is a letter from the master. 】

[Gao Lin, Li Jianjian, Yu Li, Lou Xiao'e, Gao Changsheng, Gao Fanhua, Liang Ladi, Ding Qiunan, Chen Xueru, Xu Huizhen, He Yuyu, Yan Xuejun, Tan Xiao. 】

"Open the properties panel!"

Host: Gao Lin

Lifespan: unlimited

Essence/Qi/Shen: 640

Dao Xing: 345 years

skill:

On-hook Qi training method: lv7 (63000/64000)

Mechanical Engineer: lv6 (1751.79/32000)

National Martial Arts: lv8 (1278/128000) (lv1-lv3 Ming Jin, lv4, lv5 Dark Jin, lv6 Transformation Jin, lv7 Dan Jin, lv8 Gang Jin, lv9 Breaking the Void, Seeing the God is not bad, the way of sincerity can be known in advance)

Medical skill: lv6 (30857/32000)

Cooking skills: lv7 (21564/64000)

Abbreviation

On-hook bar:

On-hook Qi training method: lv7 (63000/64000)

Chinese martial arts: lv8 (1278/128000)

Cooking skills: lv7 (21564/64000)

Soul bound storage space: slightly

What the hell?

a letter?

Don't you really want to tell me what he did?

I came here to enjoy and watch the fun, not to suffer.Master, please don’t trick me! .

Chapter 4 "The Reborn" Silly Pillar

With his heart trembling, Gao Lin opened his mind.

[Apprentice, did you have fun?I thought about it, and since I have helped you bring so many worlds together, in order to prevent you from being bored, let me give you some more fun! 】

[Some of the beasts in the courtyard will gradually be "reborn". In fact, your master and I let them go through the plot immersively, making them think they are reborn. 】

[Don’t be afraid, they will only remember the plot of the TV series, and there is nothing that is not allowed to be shown on TV.I am also a long-time reader of Feilu, so I guarantee that it will be free from pornography, obscenity and depression! 】

[Have fun, I will give you some new surprises in a while! 】

Good guy, you even have a patch and can update it online in real time!