I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

"..." Xiao Wuming.

she is looking at me.

Looking at me!

Still looking at me.

"What are you looking at?!" Black Joan stood between the two of them.

"It's nothing. Didn't I go to the grassland to pick some raspberries? I happened to have too many to give you some to eat." Bai Jade handed over the bamboo basket in her hand, her face looked a little unnatural: "This tree Berries replenish qi and blood and are good for the body.”

Replenishing qi and blood?

As soon as he heard that it was this thing, Tohsaka Rin rushed over immediately.

Her mouth watered looking at these raspberries, which were the size of pigeon eggs.

Replenishing qi and blood is exactly what she needs now. Tohsaka Rin wishes she could eat 18 kilograms every day. The best thing she can do is survive.

"What do I want with this thing? No, no!" Black Joan dismissed it.

"Yes, I'll accept it for her." Tohsaka Rin took the bamboo basket and at the same time pulled Black Joan aside and muttered a few words.

Aha?Black Joan looked at Raspberry with strange eyes, does it still have this function?

But...how did the other party know that he needed to replenish his physical strength and restore his blood?

In the past few days, Black Joan has also successfully become a victim. After all, people are always greedy for novelty, so they fight to the death.

Could it be a coincidence?

probably.

"Forget it, you begged me to accept this, so I will accept it with mercy." Black Joan raised her chin, still looking down on her other self.

"...That..." Bai Chende glanced at Xiao Wuming again, he wanted to speak but stopped, he stopped talking but he wanted to.

There is a war between heaven and man in my heart right now.

As the leader of the Saint Knights, he couldn't just lie there listlessly every day. He had to do something.

"Come on, please sit down, you two." Xiao Wuming moved out the stool, "Rin, help wash these raspberries."

ha?Do you want to ask them to sit down? !

Black Joan of Arc had her French dislike engraved on her forehead, and she was about to shout out: I dislike you!

"I'm so tired. I'm going to wash some raspberries."

"Then I'll excuse you." Bai Jade sat down, the smile on her face was like a lily blooming that heals people's hearts.

"You're welcome, and thank you for bringing us so many raspberries. Would you like to have a meal together tonight? The food made by Lin is quite delicious." Xiao Wuming thief Bu Kong.

Double the fun!

How can a normal person give up?

"This is also possible." Bai Joan breathed a sigh of relief, "When we came back just now, I heard Gildre say that you saved them again. It's really troublesome for you."

"It's okay. It's my duty to save the people of the Saint Knights." Xiao Wuming suddenly turned into a bright and majestic person.

"..." Scathach felt that the Saint Quartz tasted really good, and he would save those people next time.

While his apprentice was picking up girls, Scathach approached Black Joan.

"Joan of Arc, what do you do with so many Saint Crystals?"

"I don't know. Since I don't need to go out anyway, I threw it in the safe at home." Black Joan is not stupid after all, "What do you want to do?"

"I want to borrow 100 Saint Crystals from you."

"Can you afford it?" Black Joan asked mercilessly. As soon as the other party had the Saint Crystal, he swallowed it directly. What should he give in return?Take the lead?

"Then do you want to borrow it? If you do, I will help you bear some of the main artillery pressure this month."

"I only borrow 50 Saint Quartz!"

"make a deal."

At this moment, Xiaonan, who received the hint from his eyes, slipped out of the back door.

Titania's Restaurant.

"Please pack me three parts of mead, add 30 parts of other wines in it, and pack it away." Xiaonan said concisely and to the point.

"Why?" Shinozaki Rika was confused.

"That's it! The spider at home is in a panic and wants to drink again, but there is so much mead for it to drink, so..."

"I understand, I will add some other wine and honey to ensure that the taste is similar. After drinking it, I will definitely have no energy and will not make trouble. I will just lie down in my bed and sleep..." Shinozaki Rika chuckled. Smiling.

Night is getting darker.

The two red moons hanging in the sky illuminate Fuyuki City below.

After a tiring day, the three Black Jeanne girls finished their homework and fell asleep peacefully.

Even Xiao Wuming rarely went to bed early.

The Earth Explosion Star consumes a lot of energy. He really doesn't have the energy to stay up late playing games. Now he can't wake up even if there is thunder.

In a silent room.

Ruoye Ji's color was swinging back and forth in the air, her whole body was red and she was still drunk.

30 servings of various cocktails, prepared together, have great staying power.

"I'm a little spider, babbling... I'm a little spider... babbling..." No matter how much she fooled around, Tohsaka Rin and the others couldn't be woken up at all.

On weekdays, they are used to the screams of playing ranked, and this kind of singing cannot affect them at all.

"Don't sleep, get up and play together. I'll perform acrobatics for you, spider ballet, oh! Why don't you move? It's so exciting every night. Get up and be happy..." Wakaba Jisei continued to post Drunk and crazy.

suddenly!

A bold idea flashed through my mind.

That straw, Tohsaka Rin and others like to drink some soy milk.Try whether it tastes good or not...

She slid down the spider silk 2.2 and came to the straw...

Tsk tsk tsk, it doesn’t taste that good either.

Wakaba Jise still managed to finish the soy milk.

"If you say it's delicious, it's not that good. It just tastes a bit weird. If you say it's not delicious, it's just a little better than the frog meat in the underground labyrinth. Alas, just treat it as a snack. It's okay. If you don’t waste it, don’t waste it.”

Wakaba Himeki, who was talking to herself, used her forelimbs to brush away the curly hair on the tip of her nose.

Really, it’s so unsightly, and it doesn’t even look good.

Haircut? ? ?

Wakaba Hime, who was stimulated by alcohol, laughed a few times and drew a cross with her sharp forelimbs in the darkness.

"I'll give you a haircut... If you keep silent... I'll take it as your promise... You've already promised me... Don't worry... I will definitely help you get it done..." …

Chapter 131 The Murderer Is You

what! ! ! !

A shrill scream broke the morning tranquility.

Who did this!

Tohsaka Rin's screams rang out in the house, frightening the birds in the trees outside the window.

Birds that have escaped from their nests are like rootless duckweeds, wandering in the air.

inside the house.

Xiao Wuming stared at the pile of hair.

His back was still a little chilly.

I was a little panicked, but fortunately, things didn't turn out too badly.

It's just something I'm not used to.

Rin Tosaka bit her finger with her mouth and resisted the urge to laugh. If she hadn't been afraid of the other party's "retaliation", she would have laughed out loud.

"It's clean." Black Joan looked out the window seriously, but her twitching shoulders were obviously inconsistent with what she said.

"Disciple, are you sure this is not your own haircut?" Scathach was very calm and even secretly happy.

Why haven’t I discovered happiness before?

After getting a haircut, my head feels refreshed.

The key is, clarity is also possible!Master Jiang's eyes lit up again.

"You..." Countless black lines appeared on Xiao Wuming's head, and he even suspected that it was the three of them who did it.

It was just that they were so miserable after being bullied by playing games for a few days, so they gave themselves 23 haircuts.

But the suspicion of the three people is not too great.

Everyone sleeps like a pig, how could they do such a boring thing.

Moreover, these hairs have smooth notches. The murderer must be extremely skilled in knife skills to be able to do this.But who is it, besides Xiaonan...

"No, no, Xiaonan won't be so boring. He's already this age. Why are he doing all these bells and whistles? Then who is the murderer?" Xiao Wuming stood up. He felt a little empty on his shoulders, as if something was missing.

Is it!

The murderer is you.

Xiao Wuming raised his head and looked at the ceiling.

Spider webs hung down from the originally snow-white ceiling, and Wakaba Hime, who was sleeping inside, made a slight whirring sound.

But that's not right, how could Ruoye Jise be so boring.

And last night, he also deliberately asked Xiao Nan to get some strong liquor for the other party to pretend to be honey wine.

"Disciple, when I was sleeping last night, I seemed to hear that this spider was still going crazy with alcohol." Master Jiang reminded Xiao Wuming, who was too intoxicated last night.