I'm really not a Two-dimensional villain

"Is she drunk and crazy?!" Xiao Wuming looked at Tohsaka Rin.

"Yes, yes, she was indeed drunk and crazy last night." Tohsaka Rin.

"I heard it too." Black Joan.

The conversation between the four of them also woke up Wakaba Hime from her daze.

Ha, Wakaba Jisei yawned and opened his eyes, "Why did you get up so early... I'm so exhausted... I feel like my whole head is dizzy."

"Ruoye Jise!!" Xiao Wuming raised his voice.

"What's the matter? Why do I feel that your tone is full of gunpowder so early in the morning." Ruoye Jise slowly hung down from the spider web and landed on his shoulder.

The hangover from last night made her a little groggy.

Falling on the shoulders, they are all listless.

"What do you think this is?" Xiao Wuming picked up a strand of curly hair.

"What's so beautiful about this...isn't it just curly hair..." Wakaba Jise took one look and closed it again, "Which one of you lost it?"

"Who shaved it?" Tohsaka Rin tried hard to keep his face straight.

Brace yourself!

You must hold on tight...

I can't stand it anymore... Hahahahaha... "How do I know?" Ruoye Ji looked innocent.

But at this moment, Xiao Wuming held her down and pulled out a curly hair from the corner of her mouth...

Adventurer's Tavern.

There are still people coming and going, but today it is particularly lively.

"That eight-headed snake is awesome. It's a hundred meters tall. Ahem." Gildrey coughed a few times. "Captain Gildray, drink!"

"I'm treating you, please tell me."

"Boss, have a glass of 820-year-old elf wine and fill it up for Captain Gildray."

Seeing that everyone was so sensible, Gildre continued unhurriedly, "In a matter of seconds, brother Xiao Wuming exploded the stars with one move, sucked up the eight-headed snake, and then rolled down the cliff. Go down and explode with a bang at the foot of the mountain.”

"Then what?" An impatient voice sounded from the crowd.

Then?Gildrey chuckled: "There was nothing else. Then, the big snake died on the spot."

"Where did the body go?"

"Of course the corpse was transformed by the wanted criminal. After killing him, it will naturally be gone. If you go up to the city wall and take a look now, you can see the rolling marks on the mine. Let me tell you, at the beginning with those human figures When the puppets were fighting, Brother Xiao Wuming's performance made me understand that there are geniuses in this world." Gildrey drank a glass of wine.

"But Gildre, between you two saints, who should you listen to?"

"Of course both of them have heard it. If you tell me you don't believe it, you outsiders can't understand this double happiness of Her Royal Highness the Saint. She can be rescued anytime and anywhere." Gildrey suddenly lowered his voice: "Tell me secretly You, our Highness, the Saint of Black Joan of Arc, have joined the Akatsuki organization."

Joined the Akatsuki organization?

The leader of the Saint Knights, even though it was just another split, he still joined the Akatsuki organization.

It's really hard to understand that he suddenly changed from a high position to a low position.

Slowly 803 slowly, some people come back to it.

This Akatsuki organization!

Even the leader of the Saint Knights has joined in, it definitely has great potential!

"Then how should we join the Akatsuki organization? I remember that the Akatsuki organization was still recruiting talents some time ago."

"Good question! It was a while ago. At that time, Payne was the leader, and now Brother Xiao Wuming is the leader. As for when he can join the Akatsuki organization..." Gildrey looked around.

Everyone stretched their necks. "I don't know either." Tsk! ! ! !

in the crowd.

There was a voice in a black cloak squatting in the corner.

The other person holding a pen and paper is writing another story.

It is impossible to write novels, and it is impossible to write novels in this life, but writing literary works is different.

Listening to these stories, a certain ordinary writer is trying hard to describe an epic world in words.

"Joan Arc was moved by love and split into two. Joan White continued to cling to her faith and stayed in the Knights of Saints, while Joan of Arc just pursued her love. In the mine, Joan of Arc almost exhausted herself. Xiao Wuming stepped forward, and the love between the two was like mead, so sweet and fragrant, but the sweeter the thing, the more likely it is to be poisonous..."

Chapter 132 Lack of water

Thanks for holding the tree* for tipping 588vip points. Yesterday, the danger in the mining area was resolved, and the adventurers rushed there early in the morning.

Everyone wants to take advantage of today's ore prices before they fall back down.

Titania's Restaurant.

It was surprisingly cold today, with only one table full of people.

When a plate of food came up, Shinozaki Rika felt that the atmosphere was unexpectedly abnormal.

what happened?

Ruoye Jise climbed on Xiao Wuming's head and teased him with her feet from time to time, as if she wanted to make him smile.

laugh?

How could he laugh? Xiao Wuming expressionlessly picked up the teacup and took a sip.

What surprised Shinozaki Rika the most was that today, the four girls of Tohsaka Rin all suppressed their smiles, as if someone was tickling them.

"Scrambled cabbage and scrambled eggs."

Poof, Xiao Wuming spurted out a mouthful of tea, and Xiao Nan immediately controlled the waterproof charm to block it.

"What's wrong?" Shinozaki Rika asked kindly.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xiao Wuming picked up a tissue and wiped it.

The kunoichi Tohsaka Rin is working harder and harder, and now she is holding the chopsticks and biting them tightly.

Even Xiaonan, who always had no mood swings, simply closed his eyes and didn't hear anything.

The leader of the Akatsuki organization had his head shaved. This kind of thing cannot be spread.

Xiaonan will definitely kill anyone who dares to spread the news. Family scandals cannot be made public, especially the external scandals of the leader of the Akatsuki organization.

Otherwise, when anyone mentions the leader of the Akatsuki organization in the future, their first impression will not be his face, but his face.

Thinking about this scene, the deputy leader suddenly felt bad.

"What's wrong with you?!" No matter how slow Shinozaki Rika was, she had already noticed that something was wrong.

"No... nothing happened..." Tohsaka Rin said through gritted teeth.

"Don't be angry. It's really like a child. I apologize to you. It's all because of yesterday's mead. It was too strong. Won't something happen if I finish drinking it?" "Ruoye Jise simply lay on Xiao Wuming's head, not even moving, as if she had an extra white hat.

Shinozaki Rika immediately pricked up her ears, she wanted to hear what happened.

"Can you get me a glass of water?" Konan opened her eyes and asked Shinozaki Rika.

"Okay." Shinozaki Rika ran to the kitchen unwillingly.

After sending the other party away, Xiaonan lowered his voice: "Chief, don't make your family's scandal public. That's enough. She didn't hurt you either."

"Even so, this didn't affect your fighting ability, and really, I forgot everything about what happened last night." Wakaba Jisei said and jumped on the table, "I don't know if the wine was not brewed well. , I still have a bit of citric acid and a light fishy smell in my mouth, I'll drink a glass of juice to wash my mouth later."

you!

"..." Tohsaka Rin.

"..." Scathach.

"..." Black Joan of Arc.

The three of them opened their eyes wide, and drops of cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.

What exactly did you experience last night? !

Just shaved your head?I really didn’t do anything else!

They were even more vigilant. They must not let this spider get drunk in the future, otherwise something terrible would happen.

Xiao Wuming and Xiaonan didn't take this matter to heart at all, and even ignored it.

"Have you really forgotten?" Xiao Wuming was very doubtful.

"Why did I lie to you? I really forgot. My mind is completely blank about what happened last night. Besides, what's the use of lying to you? Do you think I am that boring person? Even if I am... ..." Ruoye Ji's words were interrupted.

Ahem, Xiaonan coughed hard several times.

As Rika Shinozaki walked over with water, her curiosity became more and more intense. What on earth were you talking about? "Your water."

"Thank you." Xiaonan nodded.

"Please give me 10 glasses of juice, with some sugar! It's best to get rid of the odor." Wakaba Hime raised her forelimbs.

"Okay, we'll be there soon!" Shinozaki Rika just turned around, but was stopped by Konan. "I asked for water, why did you give me a glass of juice?"

"Sorry, sorry." Shinozaki Rika touched the back of her head and explained sheepishly, "I don't know what happened today. The water delivery guy hasn't come yet. Our kitchen is almost running out of water. Why don't we just use juice? Have you replaced him?"

Lack of water?

drinking water? 0…………

Xiao Wuming inexplicably remembered the mysterious man who came to deliver water.

Several times under the cover of night.

There is a difference between clean drinking water and ordinary water.

Fuyuki Castle has also adopted the living habits of the modern world very well.

"If only there were stable electric magicians, Fuyuki Castle might be able to usher in the modern electric era. As for the engine, it might also be possible to use magic engraving to complete it." Shinozaki Rika was also a little troubled.

"Then if it rains, won't we have to make a lot of money?" Xiao Nan thought of the Rain Tiger Freestyle Technique.

"Then you have to pretend to be lucky and deliver it to every household. Otherwise, if it really rains, why don't we all just load water together? No one will pay you. You are so strong. , with this time, you can make more money by going out to catch rabbits, and what everyone likes is the mountain spring water from the underground river." Shinozaki Rika explained.

That's right, Tohsaka Rin, who has been here for a long time, nodded in agreement, and these water delivery people have their own fixed territories.