Participated in a love variety show and was forced to debut and rise! /You are a variety artist

After a brief repair, Li Yichen found two old bamboo hats and two pairs of white thick-line gloves from the warehouse. He was about to take them out. After thinking about it, he returned to the warehouse and took two from the corner. A bamboo pole over one meter long.

There were six of them, so that was just enough.

The two female guests chose first. Wang Muyao chose the bamboo pole without hesitation, while Lin Qingtian chose the bamboo hat.

Of the remaining four items, Jia Conghao and Zhang Jin took the initiative to choose gloves. Cui Jinyuan took a bamboo pole and said it could be used as a crutch. Finally, Li Yichen put a bamboo hat on his head.

"Ha, ha, hey."

Wang Muyao waved the bamboo pole twice, gestured to Li Yichen, and said happily: "It feels like going back to the countryside to play at my grandparents' house during the summer vacation."

"Yeah yeah."

Although it was a few simple pieces of equipment, it unexpectedly made everyone feel more immersed in the show.

After discussion, everyone decided to go to the bamboo forest to see the situation first. As soon as they went out, Li Yichen asked a villager on the roadside and finally found out what the bamboo solution meant.

It turns out that with the support of the national poverty alleviation policy, a company that produces daily chemicals came to Baihua Village to set up a factory with a new technology for extracting bamboo liquid.

Now the bamboo farmers in Baihua Village will bring bottles at five o'clock every afternoon and tie them to the bamboos that have inserted catheters to collect bamboo blood.

Bamboo blood rises during the day and falls at night. When it falls, it flows through the conduit into the bottle. Usually, the most bamboo blood can be collected from nine o'clock in the evening to three o'clock in the morning. The bamboo farmer fixes the bottle and comes back before five o'clock the next morning. Just take away the bottle.

Bamboo blood is actually bamboo liquid, because the bamboo liquid in bamboo is like human blood and has the function of recycling, so people in the village call bamboo liquid bamboo blood.

After being filtered and activated by the bamboo itself, bamboo blood is very pure and contains a large number of trace elements that are beneficial to the human body. However, its shelf life at room temperature is less than 24 hours, so most of the bamboo blood collected in Baihua Village will be destroyed. A nearby daily chemical factory collects it and makes it into an environmentally friendly bamboo liquid cleaner.

Generally, bamboos that are 2 to 6 years old can drill holes to collect liquid. One hole can collect liquid for half a year. One bamboo can collect about 250 to 1000 ml of bamboo liquid every day, and the purchase price of a pound of bamboo liquid is two yuan. Fluctuate left and right.

"Let's take on the bamboo liquid task at night. Let's explore the bamboo forest first and pick up some firewood to go home."

Li Yichen quickly adjusted his plan and walked in tandem with Wang Muyao to lead the way.

The path to the bamboo forest is lined with trees, flowers and greenery, and the thick canopy blocks the sun, making you feel like you are walking in a deep mountain forest.

"This is the fresh air of nature, ah..."

Li Yichen took a deep breath. When he was most relaxed, he suddenly felt a sharp object stabbing him in the back.

He screamed, covered his butt, looked back, and saw Wang Muyao holding up the bamboo pole, still stabbing his butt. When he saw Li Yichen suddenly turning his head, he put away the bamboo pole as if nothing had happened and smiled.

"Wang Muyao..."

"Ok?"

"What are you doing."

"It's nothing, what's the matter."

"..."

After walking for a short distance, Li Yichen once again covered his buttocks and screamed: "Wang Muyao!"

Wang Muyao put her hands behind her back and pretended to be innocent: "What's wrong?"

"Why did you stab me?"

"I just...want to stab you."

"...Don't you want your image?"

"This is my image."

"I……"

The noisy appearance of the two people made the people around them burst into laughter, envy, and gossip.

Several guests made eye contact with each other.

"Are they two in a relationship?"

"Probably not. There was a scandal some time ago and it was just clarified."

"But it's so close..."

"They must be very close friends. There are so many people around and there are so many cameras."

"Makes sense."

Jia Conghao, who was last, nodded slightly. He also wanted to become good friends with everyone, so he borrowed the bamboo pole from Wang Muyao's hand and stabbed Cui Jinyuan.

"what……"

Cui Jinyuan covered his butt. He thought it was Wang Muyao who had stabbed him. He was a little annoyed, but he couldn't help but be happy. He looked back at Wang Muyao with complicated emotions, but saw her covering her mouth and snickering, her hands empty. After taking a closer look, he saw that the bamboo pole was actually in Jia Conghao's hand. He couldn't help but become more angry and roared: "Jia Conghao!"

"what……"

As soon as Jia Conghao grinned, he realized that Cui Jinyuan's expression was wrong. He seemed to be really angry. He quickly swallowed back the word "ha" and quickly apologized: "Brother Jinyuan... I was wrong!"

Although Jia Conghao's behavior is a bit rough, his acting skills are really good, and he expresses his apologetic expression very vividly.

"You, you... don't do this next time."

Seeing Jia Conghao's expression, Cui Jinyuan couldn't get angry, so he had to give Jia Conghao a gentle warning, and then Li Yichen changed the subject.

"Not next time."

Jia Conghao replied quietly.

After some fun, everyone slowly walked into the depths of the bamboo forest.

The towering emerald green stems and leaves are like a green ocean, rustling in the breeze. The sunlight shines through the bamboo leaves and scatters on the land. It instantly reminds people of the two characters in martial arts movies. A scene of a peerless master, with a light figure, flying and fighting on the bamboo tips.

Li Yichen's dream of becoming a martial arts master is about to come true.

"Ha...Li Yichen, accept death."

While Li Yichen was daydreaming, a bamboo pole knocked down on his head, knocking the bamboo hat on his head crookedly.

However, he did not look back immediately. Instead, he leaned down and picked up a small bamboo pole at his feet. He raised his hand to straighten his bamboo hat and stood with the bamboo in his hand: "Now that we have reached this point, I will show my cards..."

Li Yichen grabbed the brim of his hat and turned around slowly. Sure enough, he saw Wang Muyao holding a spear, and said coldly: "Yes, I am the sword master who burned down the county government office ten years ago and lived here in seclusion. Dongmen, Blow, wind!”

"Pfft...hahaha"

"Haha hiccup..."

"How can anyone call themselves a swordsman?"

"What the hell is Dongmen Chuifeng?"

Everyone around burst into laughter, and even the dedicated photographer could hardly hold the camera on his shoulder, and the lens was shaking.

Wang Muyao, who was the first to bear the brunt, naturally couldn't withstand Li Yichen's nervous attack. She laughed so hard that her feet slipped and she sat down on the ground.

"Alas, no one in the world is my enemy..."

Li Yichen struggled to maintain his masterful demeanor, and stretched out his hand to pull up Wang Muyao on the ground, but his center of gravity was unstable. He was gently carried away by the naughty Wang Muyao, and he also fell to sit next to Wang Muyao.

This fracture-like reversal caused laughter in the bamboo forest to last for a long time.

"Oh, my belly..."

Lin Qingtian held her stomach and laughed weakly as she squatted on the ground. When she looked up and saw Li Yichen's dumbfounded expression, she couldn't help laughing.

She seemed to understand somewhat what an outdoor variety show was.

Chapter 327 Bamboo Forest ([-])

In the bamboo forest, it seemed that the slightly larger bamboos had drilled holes and inserted conduits into the bamboo joints about one meter above the ground. Li Yichen looked around and saw about ten or twenty bamboos. He estimated that the bamboos in Grandpa Lin Yongguo’s house were There are about [-] square bamboos in the more than [-] acres of bamboo forest that need bamboo solution. If all six of them come in the evening, the workload will actually be very small.

but.

The bamboo forest in the evening must have been so dark that it was so dark. His photographer, Zhu Hongtao, was notoriously timid. Considering his situation, Li Yichen didn't want to come to the bamboo forest.

"Let's see, let's divide into two teams, look around for bamboo shoots, and then come back and play a game. The losing team will come over in the evening to collect the bamboo shoots."

"it is good."

"can."

"How are the teams divided?"

This arrangement was very reasonable, and everyone agreed with it.

"Let's keep it simple. Mu Yao and Sister Qingtian will be the captains, and you two guess the team members."

"can."

Wang Muyao and Lin Qingtian stood in the middle, and all the main shots were focused on them. Lin Qingtian won the first game. Her eyes lingered on Li Yichen, Zhang Jin and Jia Conghao. If they were playing games , being young and strong must have an advantage. After hesitating for a moment, Lin Qingtian chose Zhang Jin. His shocking muscles made him feel safe.

"Then I'll take Yichen."

Wang Muyao chose Li Yichen without hesitation.

In the second game of guessing, Lin Qingtian still won.This time she had nothing to hesitate. Among the remaining two, Cui Jinyuan was a bit old after all, and he looked weak. The probability of losing the game if she chose him was too high. Lin Qingtian didn't want to lose the game, so he decisively chose Jia Conghao. .

So Cui Jinyuan automatically joined the king's team. He had a complicated expression and walked slowly to the team. As the captain, Wang Muyao also had a complicated expression. She didn't want to lose the game.

"Okay, let's work in groups. In 10 minutes, regardless of whether we find bamboo shoots or not, we will all come back here to gather."

After Li Yichen finished explaining, the two teams separated. After 2 minutes, Li Yichen secretly turned back and found that Team Lin was already some distance away from them, so he sighed and said, "What should we do? Our team doesn't seem to have the advantage."

"Yeah, what should I do..."

Wang Muyao also instantly turned into a frowning face.

Only Cui Jinyuan opened his mouth several times but didn't know what to say.

He was the oldest here, and he didn't show any politeness. He directly raised the bamboo pole and pretended to slap Li Yichen: "What do you mean, I'm going to leave then?"

"No, no, no, brother Jinyuan, we are joking..."

Li Yichen blocked the bamboo pole with one hand and held Cui Jinyuan with the other, comforting him: "Although the opponent is generally stronger, we also have an advantage. Our team is smarter and more experienced."

"Yes."

Cui Jinyuan was quite satisfied with Li Yichen's answer. He put down the bamboo pole and muttered: "It's not necessarily a game to play. We can't lose."

"Ah...yeah, I don't necessarily want to play any games."

Li Yichen slapped his thigh. He hadn't announced what the two teams were going to play yet. He was now like Schrödinger's box to the other guests. None of the guests knew what kind of game he would say later. After all, only He memorized the script.

"Brother Jinyuan, what are you good at?"

Li Yichen asked.