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"I'm good at so many things, such as chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry, wine and tea, cockfighting and bird walking..."

Cui Jinyuan talked eloquently.

"This...enough is enough."

Li Yichen quickly stopped Cui Jinyuan from continuing and turned to Wang Muyao: "Muyao, what are you good at?"

"I?"

Wang Muyao raised her hand to lift her hair and said confidently: "I am good at looking beautiful."

"Oh well."

What the hell is he good at being beautiful? He is also good at being handsome.

Li Yichen wanted to complain but didn't dare to complain in front of Wang Muyao.

Each of his teammates became less reliable than the last, and he felt helpless: "Let's continue looking for bamboo shoots."

Seeing the dramatic performance of his two teammates, Li Yichen probably thought about what he was going to play later.

After wandering around for a few more minutes, everyone returned to the original place empty-handed. They originally hoped to dig out a few bamboo shoots for cooking and making soup, but now it was in vain. Everyone thought that they were unlucky for not finding bamboo shoots.

In fact, square bamboo shoots usually emerge from mid-to-late September to mid-to-late October. It is only the end of July. It is normal to see no trace of bamboo shoots along the way.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Qingtian was very optimistic: "We can kill a chicken when we go back."

"Yes, yes, we can also kill chickens. Grandpa and grandma told me this morning."

At this time, Jia Conghao also remembered that the two old men had said that they were allowed to kill one and eat it, and his worries suddenly turned into joy.

"Braised chicken? Large plate chicken?"

“The braised chicken nuggets are also good, simple and delicious.”

"The chicken braised in scallion oil is perfect for rice."

"It feels better when eaten grilled."

“Oil chicken is most nutritious when steamed or stewed in soup.”

Everyone started talking, recommending ways to eat what they wanted to eat, and they felt even hungrier.

Li Yichen is not picky about food, as long as he is not hungry. When he was recording "Island House", he once got angry and threatened to kill chickens when he was arguing with the program team. But at that time, Wang Gaoming temporarily named the chickens. What about Alice and Aaliya? It has always been difficult to start, and then I gradually forgot about it.

The chicken in this show doesn't have a name, but it can be slaughtered.

Li Yichen recalled, and was a little curious about whether Alice and Aaliya laid eggs properly. They had a history of being lazy during the recording of the show.

"Okay, let's stop discussing the chicken matter here. We are going to play a game. After playing the game, we will go back to cook."

After Li Yichen recalled it, he brought everyone's conversation back to the game. It was already getting late. If we let everyone be free, lunch would become dinner.

"What game are we playing?"

"This is a bamboo forest. Isn't there a classic bamboo forest fight scene in the movie? We will play this. Each team will direct a scene, and the winner will be determined by the cheers of the program staff."

"No problem, just play with this."

As soon as Li Yichen finished speaking, Lin Qingtian immediately agreed. There are two actors in their team, and although Zhang Jin is a singer, with his appearance, he is a perfect guardian and bully in the costume drama, which has a huge advantage.

"Where's Mu Yao?"

Li Yichen looked at his captain, winked at her, and asked her to agree. This was already a relatively fair game that he could think of to fully weaken Captain Lin's force value.

"We're fine."

Wang Muyao didn't notice Li Yichen's look, but she was equally confident. Her team had actors, screenwriters, and even arrangers, so it was impossible to lose.

"Then it's decided."

Seeing that no one raised any objections, Li Yichen emphasized the spirit of the game one last time: "The losing team cannot regret or cheat. We must abide by the rules. Both teams have 5 minutes to rehearse. Let's get started."

Chapter 328 Bamboo Forest ([-])

The duration of a scene is not long, controlled within 1 minute, and the plot is as simple and straightforward as possible. This is not difficult for Li Yichen. Although he has never written a fight scene, he has seen many movies of this type, so He quickly came up with the plot of "Bloody Battle in the Bamboo Forest", in which he and Wang Muyao respectively played the roles of two sworn enemies with blood feuds, and had a final decisive battle in the bamboo forest.

"Then what am I going to play?"

Cui Jinyuan immediately sensed something was wrong. It was obviously a movie for three people, but he couldn't even be the lead actor. How could he agree with this?

"This is..."

Li Yichen scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed. Adding one more person to the scene would make the scene less focused, so he said shamelessly: "Brother Jinyuan, just stand on the side and sweep the floor during the decisive battle between Mu Yao and I. It's like a sweeping monk." The character, the real mastermind behind the scenes, the hidden peerless master, the overlord who secretly controls the martial arts world, turns his hands into clouds and his hands into rain, and I am the only one in the sky and on the earth..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Cui Jinyuan was not fooled by the bunch of bluffing titles thrown out by Li Yichen, and had a clear understanding of the role he was assigned: "It doesn't even have a line, so it's just an atmosphere group!"

"It's not that I can't understand it this way...haha..."

Li Yichen smiled awkwardly and turned around to look for Wang Muyao's support: "Muyao, what do you think?"

"I don't think you're going to catch anyone in this scene."

Wang Muyao disliked that Li Yichen's script had no explosive points, so she started thinking of writing the script herself. She turned to win over Cui Jinyuan: "Teacher Cui, if you support me, I will arrange the lines for you."

"Okay, I support you."

Cui Jinyuan decisively took a small step and stood on Wang Muyao's side.

After successfully winning over Cui Jinyuan, Wang Muyao smiled proudly at Li Yichen: "Two against one, you have to listen to me."

"Then tell me first." Li Yichen smiled helplessly.

"My thoughts are like this..."

Wang Muyao began to explain his thoughts vividly: "I am a knight disguised as a man. I usually do chivalry and fight violence. One day, I was passing by the bamboo forest, but I was blocked by a robber with no eyesight..."

"Who is the robber?"

Li Yichen and Cui Jinyuan asked at the same time.

Wang Muyao was interrupted and impatiently raised the bamboo pole and pointed at Li Yichen: "You are the robber."

"alright."

Although Li Yichen was not satisfied with this role, he had no objection.

Cui Jinyuan on the side opened his mouth to speak, but Wang Muyao stopped him: "Listen to me first."

"Okay, you say."

"The robbers asked me to hand over the money, so of course I couldn't agree. This is the hundred taels of gold I stole last night at the risk of my life by sneaking into Cui's house. I want to send it to Uncle Li and Aunt Li in the neighboring village to treat their illnesses and save their lives..."

"Wait a minute, you don't need to explain these backgrounds. We only have one minute."

Li Yichen once again interrupted Wang Muyao, who was trying his best to add drama to himself.

"Okay... Oops, don't interrupt my train of thought suddenly."

Wang Muyao's originally smooth train of thought was frequently interrupted. She glared at Li Yichen and recalled for half a minute before continuing: "Anyway, I got into a fight with the robber, and then he accidentally pulled down the clothes on his right shoulder, exposing his fragrant shoulder." , my hair was spread out, and he discovered that I was a woman..."

"What about the ending?"

"I killed him!"

"hiss……"

Li Yichen felt sad for the robber he was about to play. The cause of death was because he discovered that the knight was a woman.

"Then what should I play? Cui Yuanwai?"

After Cui Jinyuan patiently listened to Wang Muyao's version of the story, he found that her version was even more extreme, making Wang Muyao himself the only protagonist, but he still had no role or lines.

"Teacher Cui, how can you play the role of Cui Yuan? He is a bad guy."

Only then did Wang Muyao realize that she had forgotten Cui Jinyuan, and she quickly thought of a role for him that would not affect the plot: "Teacher Cui, you will play the role of my old servant, and you will stay with me."

"Old servant..."

Cui Jinyuan felt that this role was not as eye-catching as the sweeping monk assigned to him by Li Yichen: "What about my lines?"

"The lines... Well... this is actually like this... This old servant has watched me grow up since he was a child. Although he is a servant, his feelings are not much different from those of his grandfather and grandson..."

Wang Muyao was delaying time calmly, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the bamboo pole in Cui Jinyuan's hand. He had an idea and handed his own bamboo pole to Cui Jinyuan: "This old servant usually keeps my weapons. When he saw me in danger, he threw the weapons to me. At the same time he shouted 'Miss, take the sword'."

"..."

Cui Jinyuan was still a little dissatisfied, but after thinking about it, he finally accepted the role of the old servant. After all, he had lines.

After the script, which was full of loopholes, was finalized, the three began to rehearse the script. Wang Muyao tied up her hair and immediately became heroic, similar to the feeling Li Yichen had when he first saw her at the airport.

When the robber played by Li Yichen came on stage during rehearsals, since Wang Muyao did not arrange lines for Li Yichen, he took it upon himself to add his own lines.

"hey-hey……"

"Stop, stop."

Li Yichen just came out and before he could say the next lines, Wang Muyao called him to stop.

"You control your expression, otherwise the type of movie will change."

Five minutes was simply not enough time. Both teams were very involved in their scripts. After a few minutes of timeout, they were forced to come back to the game by the program team.

The captains of both sides played guessing games. This time Wang Muyao finally won once. She made her choice and appeared on the stage.

The script of Lin Qingtian's team is of the hero-saving-beauty type. The wealthy lady played by Lin Qingtian is stopped and teased by a gangster (played by Jia Conghao) encountered on the road. At the critical moment, the stonemason played by Zhang Jin steps forward and succeeds after knocking down the gangster. Rescue Miss Oto.

However, due to the lack of gangsters, Lin Qingtian applied to secondment Li Yichen and Cui Jinyuan to act as gangsters A and B to fill the scene, and the two did not refuse.

After both teams finished their performances, the program team responded more enthusiastically to Team Lin's performance because the fight was more exciting, and Team Lin was finally judged to have won.

Unable to avoid collecting the bamboo liquid, Li Yichen had to forcefully smile and applaud Team Lin: "We congratulate Team Lin on their final victory. If you don't have to go to the bamboo forest to collect the bamboo liquid in the evening, then you can be responsible for cooking dinner at home."

"what."

"Why are we making dinner."

"Is there no reward for winning?"

The three members of Team Lin suddenly complained.

"The reward is that I get to stay home."

Li Yichen himself still wanted to stay at home: "How about we exchange, you come to the bamboo forest, and we cook dinner?"