Comprehensive martial arts: A poor Taoist wine swordsman, his sword suppresses Emperor Wu's cit

"This tastes...wrong!"

"Why is it so painful?!"

"It's not right, there must be a problem!"

"Ugh—it's still a little disgusting. What's going on?!"

"It shouldn't be. The two of them drank it well, which proves that there should be no problem with the sweet soup. Why is our bowl of sweet soup so bad?!"

The two of them looked confused and couldn't understand how this could happen.

This sweet soup tastes terrible!

The two of them didn't pay attention, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to drink a large bowl of sweet soup in one bite!

You will regret it when you swallow it!

Where is the sweet soup here?

Much more bitter than bitter melon juice!

And there is also a faint fishy smell!

Da Wu and Xiao Wu clasped their throats and tried to spit out the soup.

Anyone with a sound mind knows that there is something wrong with this sweet soup.

But why exactly this happened, neither of them had a clue.

They brought this sweet soup, so there shouldn't be any problem!

If there was a problem, how could Su Li and Guo Xiang be able to drink it? !

"Humph, even if you two wanted to break the law, you never would have thought that Master Long not only put laxatives in it, but also specially added some ingredients for you!"

Teng Snake was hiding in the dark, and when he heard the sound of Da Wu and Xiao Wu vomiting, he sneered triumphantly.

It didn't take long.

There was a scream like a slaughtering pig!

"Ouch - my belly!".

Chapter 262: Breaking news!The young master of the Wu family!He even pooped his crotch!

"Ouch - my belly!"

As soon as Xiao Wu wiped his mouth, he suddenly felt like his stomach was churning and he felt terribly uncomfortable.

It was as if a warm current was about to pour out of his body!

Xiao Wu held his belly and jumped up from the chair!

"What are you...hiss, what the hell, my belly?!"

Da Wu was originally wondering what happened to Xiao Wu?

But suddenly his stomach began to churn violently.

My intestines are almost twisted together!

He felt like something was about to come out!

This feeling came out of the blue, so sudden -!

So much so that Dawu had no defense at all!

That torrent-like thing rushed through countless ravines, and even though Dawu tried his best to endure it, some still leaked out!

"puff--"

Dawu farted loudly first, and then felt his crotch was wet and warm.

The stench instantly filled the entire room, making Xiao Wu almost gag!

Da Wu was stunned, as if he was petrified, he stood there with his butt between his legs, not daring to move!

I'm afraid that with one movement, the torrent that I can barely hold back will continue to flow out!

"Dawu, did you poop your crotch?!"

Xiao Wu pinched his nose and said with disgust.

Da Wu's face turned green and white, and he was extremely embarrassed, but he said harshly,

"Fart, how could I poop my crotch? I just farted!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I, oh-no, I can't hold it in anymore!"

Dawu wanted to say something else, but he let out a roar, his face turned pale, his head was covered in cold sweat, and he rushed to the latrine.

There is only one toilet in the yard where the two of them live!

Xiao Wu and Da Wu were in a similar situation. They had just endured it before, but now they can no longer bear it.

He rushed towards the hut in the same haste.

His martial arts skills are higher than Dawu's, and his speed is naturally faster.

So he took a step forward and climbed into the toilet first.

Dawu just arrived at the toilet and opened the door.

But before he could take off his pants, Xiao Wu swooped into the toilet.

And quickly closed the toilet from the inside!

"Xiao Wu, you, you, you, come out! I can't hold it in anymore!"

Dawu was almost angry to death!

I just thought I could be released, but I didn't expect that Xiao Wu would get there first.

Dawu was so angry that he even wanted to kill people.

But Dawu responded with a cry.

"puff--"

There was also a stench.

Xiao Wu's face was full of satisfaction, he took a long breath and said:

"I can't help it, and I don't want to, but I can't hold it in any longer. Please change to the toilet!"

"You, you, you, I'm your big brother!"

Dawu was very angry!

"It's no use at this point, big brother. I don't want to poop like you!"

"you you you!!!"

When Dawu heard these words, he was so angry that his teeth almost ground to pieces.

He wanted to scold Xiao Wu angrily, but he felt a twitching pain in his buttocks.

That torrent is coming!

"Okay, just wait for me!"

After Dawu said something cruel, he hurriedly went to find another toilet!

It's just another toilet, not far away from where they live, and still a little far away from the next toilet!

It is inevitable to meet maids and servants along the way.

Dawu could endure it at first.

But when I got to the back, I really couldn't hold it in any longer, so I could only cover my butt with one hand, pinch it in two steps, and then move forward.

"Master Wu... ugh!"

The servants and maids in the Guo Mansion would stop and salute when they bumped into Da Wu.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, a stench came from Da Wu's nose!

?Sand cone?�??? ?Concrete cone/p>

He vomited subconsciously.

But he was afraid of offending Dawu, so he had to smile bitterly and leave in a hurry!

How could Dawu care so much and rushed to the latrine in a hurry.

Just squat down and release the torrent comfortably.

There were a few faint sounds in my ears, the comments of the servants and maids.

"Damn it, what smells so bad?"

"Oh my God, I want to throw up!"

"It's the eldest young master of the Wu family. He just went to the toilet in a hurry! The smell came from him!"

"Hey - he can't poop his crotch, can he?!"

 …  

"No, no, Master Wu is an adult, and he is also his apprentice. How could he do such a thing?"

"That's right, my three-year-old brother doesn't even poop his crotch anymore! Not to mention Young Master Wu!"

"I'm not lying to you. Xiao Hong, Xiao Cui and Xiao Lan can all testify that Young Master Wu ran past us just now and we all smelled it!"

"Yes, yes, it's true!"

"No, Master Wu, this is too..."

"Shhh, keep your voice down, be careful that walls have ears. If Master Wu hears it, you will be rewarded!"

"..."

Listening to the whispers of the maids, Dawu collapsed instantly as if he was struck by lightning!

His eyes were filled with shame, anger and shame, and gradually turned into despair.

With his understanding of these maids.