Comprehensive martial arts: A poor Taoist wine swordsman, his sword suppresses Emperor Wu's cit

Tomorrow morning, the entire Guo Mansion will definitely know about him pulling his pants!

Even if he tried to explain this kind of thing, it would be useless.

After all it is true!

Moreover, it is impossible for these servants to change because of his few words!

You must be convinced of everything you see!

His lifelong reputation is about to be destroyed in one day.

Dawu's mentality collapsed instantly!people.

Chapter 263: Longevity!Da Wu and Xiao Wu support the wall and come out!Who is it?

That night, Su Li slept soundly, comfortable and at ease.

Guo Fu also slept soundly, very comfortably and at ease!

I even had a sweet dream.

In the dream, she put on a phoenix crown and harem and married Su Li in a glorious manner!

The day I became a monk.

Xiangyang City is filled with hundreds of thousands of people.

Countless people are looking forward to it, and many women are envious.

Guo Fu could actually marry such a handsome and extraordinary husband.

Not long after, Guo Fu became pregnant and gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl.

With pink makeup and jade, she is extremely cute.

The war in Xiangyang City also subsided after Su Li severely injured King Jinlun.

"June [-]" was just like this. A family of four lived peacefully and happily together.

Even if the years go by and time passes, the relationship between the two does not diminish at all. On the contrary, it becomes deeper and deeper. They grow old together and have a deep love as a husband and wife.

When she had this dream, Guo Fu was always smiling, feeling infinitely shy and happy.

I wish I could indulge in the dream forever and never wake up!

But if some people sleep well, some people will not sleep well.

Naturally, it was Da Wu and Xiao Wu who didn't sleep well.

The two of them were given the laxative by Teng She, and it could be said that they suffered from vomiting and diarrhea.

Just the number of times everyone went to the hut in one night was no less than twenty times!

After all, Teng She had administered four or five packs of laxatives.

This laxative was originally made from hemp seeds in the north of the city, and was used for some animals. The effect is extremely powerful.

Although Dawu and Xiaowu have a good foundation of internal strength.

But where can I afford four or five packs of laxatives? !

Don't talk about Dawu and Xiaowu.

Even if Guo Jing was accidentally attacked, he would still suffer from vomiting and diarrhea.

Fortunately, Da Wu and Xiao Wu just drank a bowl of sweet soup!

Otherwise, if you drink up all the sweet soup.

It is estimated that if the diarrhea continues, the intestines will fall out, and the patient will die.

But just the amount of this bowl of sweet soup made the two brothers struggle all night.

The servants and maids in Guo Mansion watched Da Wu and Xiao Wu going back and forth to the toilet.

There was also a disgusting odor wafting from his body.

Everyone was startled.

Did these two young masters have bad stomachs and pooped their crotches? !

Does it stink so much? !

It stinks outrageously!

Originally, those servants and maids still had a certain respect for Da Wu and Xiao Wu.

However, I really couldn't bear the stench of the two of them.

When they saw Da Wu and Xiao Wu, they all pinched their noses and ran away.

It seems that if you stay for one more second, you will die!

When Da Wu and Xiao Wu saw this, they were angry and helpless.

But there is no way!

They don't even care about their own butts, how can they care about these servants?

After the two of them finished solving the problem at first, they could still feel a sense of comfort as soon as they returned to the house.

The torrent began to rage again, and I had to keep going to the toilet.

In the end, the frequency became more and more frequent.

Diarrhea is the most draining of energy and can easily make a person weak.

Their legs and necks were trembling, and they didn't even have the strength to stand up, let alone walk.

Later, because the diarrhea didn't stop, he simply stayed in the hut.

I kept tossing on until late in the night, until almost dawn.

The two of them just managed to get better.

A life is half gone.

Weakly holding on to the wall, he walked out of the toilet and returned to his room tremblingly.

And the story of Da Wu and Xiao Wu pulling down his crotch quickly spread throughout the Guo Mansion overnight.

"Have you heard? The two young masters of the Wu family didn't know what they ate last night. As a result, they were so upset that they even pooped their crotches and stayed in the latrine all night!"

"Ah, there is such a thing, isn't it? These two young masters are martial arts practitioners, and they also have bad stomachs?!"

"People who practice martial arts are human beings, and they are also mortals. It is normal for them to have a bad stomach!"

"It's just like pulling on the crotch, hey - I didn't expect that these two young masters, so handsome, could actually do such a thing!"

"That's not right. What I heard is that Master Xiao Wu accidentally fell into the manure pit and didn't pull his crotch!"

"No, no, the two young masters fell into the manure pit. Xiao Hong saw it with her own eyes last night. Good guy, that scene was so miserable that Xiao Hong almost vomited!"

"Who doesn't vomit here? No matter if he pooped his crotch or fell into a cesspit, the smell shouldn't be overwhelming!"

"It seems like we should stay away from Dawu and Xiaowu from now on!"

"..."

Thanks to the efforts of a few big-mouthed women, this matter quickly spread throughout the Guo Mansion...

Dozens of people in the Guo family knew about it.

Even people outside the mansion heard about it.

Moreover, after adding oil and vinegar.

1.5 becomes even more outrageous!

As soon as Guo Fu woke up, she heard Xiaocui and other maids discussing the matter.

After listening to it, I found it unbelievable at first.

At the end, he looked disgusted and had goosebumps all over his body!

No matter whether Da Wu or Xiao Wu pulls his crotch or falls into a manure pit, it is enough to make people shy away, let alone the eldest lady Guo Fu.

I didn’t expect Da Wu and Xiao Wu to be so disgusting!

Guo Fu was immediately repelled by the two of them!

"Brother Su is better!"

Where there is a contrast, there is a gap!

Guo Fu felt more and more that Su Li was outstanding, and she liked him even more! .

Chapter 264: Sister Fu, you worked hard last night, please sleep a little more!

"Xiao Cui, is Brother Su awake?"

Regarding the matter of Da Wu and Xiao Wu, Guo Fu quickly forgot about it and didn't think much about it at all.

Instead, she concentrated on letting several other maids apply delicate makeup for her, and asked in passing.

Today, she was taking Su Li to the hunting ground outside Xiangyang City.

This is a rare opportunity for two people to be alone.

After what happened last night, she thought her relationship with Su Li had become much closer.

If I manage it well today, I might be able to take a step closer to Su Li!

Just thinking about it, Guo Fu already felt very happy and looking forward to it.

"Back to Miss, Taoist Su Xuan has already woken up and had breakfast. He should be playing chess with Master Yideng and others now."

Xiaocui responded methodically.

Last night, Guo Fu explained it before going to bed.

Let Xiaocui pay close attention to Su Li's every move24.

If something happens like this, Guo Fu will be able to know immediately.

Xiaocui naturally didn't dare not listen.

However, Xiaocui had no choice but to serve Guo Fu, so she had to order other servants to keep an eye on her!