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"It's difficult. I guess it should be the same as Nezha causing trouble in the sea, killing Yaksha, peeling off Ao Bing's cramps, and flooding Chentangguan... Speaking of which, Nezha is indeed quite demonic, unlike the Chanjiao Immortal."

"You can leave the East China Sea Dragon Clan alone, but Li Jing must die! In Fengshen, he is the character I hate the most. He has no responsibility or responsibility!"

"I watched "The Legend of Nezha" when I was a kid. No matter how others say he is a naughty kid, to me, he is a young hero."

"..."

Before the movie started, the audience in the theater had a heated discussion.

In this world, because there is no journey to the west, Nezha has not been able to become the "second and fifth son" of heaven for the time being. However, because of the wide spread of literary works on the gods, everyone has a very deep impression of Nezha.

Mention Nezha.

Everyone will think that he is the reincarnation of Lingzhuzi.

Think of Huntian Ling, Qiankun Circle, and Hot Wheels.

Think of his magical powers - three heads and six arms.

Thinking of his immortal and protective master - Master Taiyi.

Thinking of Nezha not respecting martial ethics and bullying the old dragon of the East China Sea...

and many more.

Rebellion is his label, and being reckless is his style of doing things, causing more trouble every time.

If it weren't for the strong backing, I would have died countless times.

"Actually, Nezha's troubles have a lot to do with his family of origin. His father wanted to kill him since he was born, and his mother doted on him. His father's disgust and mother's pampering will lead to a bear. Have you got a baby?" The assistant analyzed at the side.

She knew Reba's purpose for coming to the movie, so she also expressed some of her opinions.

But at this time.

The movie begins.

The lights in the theater dimmed.

On the big screen, the logos of You Mingyue Studio and Polaris Company flashed.

Followed by.

The official plot begins.

Just listen to a serious Trump sound in the theater:

"The aura of heaven and earth has gone through thousands of years to give birth to a Hunyuan Pearl. It greedily absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and its power continues to grow. However, the aura it absorbs is too mixed, and the immortal energy and demonic energy are entangled unclearly, and it cannot distinguish between good and evil."

"Master, send me and my junior brother to conquer them."

Trivia: The Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, Taiyi Zhenren Cave, is located in Jiangyou City, Sichuan Province.

Therefore, it is very reasonable for Taiyi Zhenren to meet Trump.

However, as soon as this voice came out, the audience was confused.

Damn it, Trump is out?

"It's funny."

"With such a serious tone, but with a Trump accent, it always feels weird."

"That accent hahaha."

next second.

Something even worse happened.

I saw above the clouds, a big fat pig seemed to be carrying a pig through the clouds, trotting quickly.

Only when he got closer did he see that he was not a pig, but a human being, just very fat.

He struck a pose on the pig's back that he thought was very handsome.

"Yes, this is me, Taiyi Zhenren respected by thousands of people!!"

He rolled off the pig's back, with an expressionless and cold face, twisted his extremely thick waist, and walked like a model.

"Although I have a little baby fat, it can't hide my handsomeness."

Master Taiyi placed several POSS in a row.

audience:? ? ? ? ?

audience:! ! ! ! !

"Pfft! Trump Taiyi is something I didn't expect."

"Cough cough!"

"You told me this is Master Taiyi? I'm afraid it's not Master Taier!"

"I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it, but it doesn't have anything to do with it at all."

"This is the first time I've seen such a fat Master Taiyi!"

"The key is that he is very confident."

"Hahahaha, his mount is actually a pig?"

"It's kind of funny."

"I'm already laughing. I didn't expect You Mingyue to be so good at writing comedy."

"It's interesting."

"..."

Brother Xun once said that if a movie has a good beginning, it is already half successful.

At this moment, the beginning of the movie, which is full of comedy and subverts the traditional image of gods, instantly caught the audience's attention and hearts, attracting them all.

Chapter 358: Riding a pig without drinking, drinking without riding a pig

The audience laughed in the theater.

Since there are senior brothers, there will naturally be junior brothers.

next second.

The junior brother that Taiyi Zhenren calls him appears on the stage.

It is none other than Fengshen’s famous second-fifth son—Shen Gongbao!

He was seen wearing black clothes and holding a nine-section whip.I don't know how much better Taiyi Zhenren is in stature than the chubby one. He looked very cold. He said: "Hunyuanzhu, you are flying... you are flying... you can't fly with wings!"

Unfortunately it's a stutter.

The audience laughed again.

I knew this guy was the villain, but because of his sudden stutter, he became a little cute.

Speaking of which, in this movie, due to Shen Gongbao's stuttering, when he first met Nezha, he got the nickname "Eunuch Shen" from Nezha and successfully became the eunuch.

Because when he introduces himself, he always says: "Shen...Gong...Gong..."

It has to be said that the two characteristics of Trump and stuttering not only subverted the traditional film and television images of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao, but also made these two characters immediately full and interesting.

Closer to home.

"Hey, junior brother, please don't scare him!" Master Taiyi said to Shen Gongbao in Trump, then turned to wave to the little monster transformed from the Hunyuan Pearl: "Come to uncle."

Can Hunyuanzhu tolerate this weird guy with a weird accent and a greasy face?

It instantly turned into a big monster and punched Taiyi Zhenren away.

Seeing this, Shen Gongbao smiled contemptuously and rushed forward confidently. The next second, he was also sent flying.

Two human marks, one fat and one thin, were left on the clouds.

At this time.

Taiyi Zhenren, whose face was swollen, jumped out of the clouds and said angrily with Trump's anger: "You bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face!"

Say it.

He waved his fists, but his fat body was extremely agile and ran towards the Hunyuan Pearl monster.

He called for the fly whisk to grow long, wrapped it around Hunyuanzhu's arms, and tied them with his own. After tying them, Taiyi Zhenren began to have sex. He said to the Hunyuanzhu monster: "If you hit me, I will spread it! If you hit me, I will spread it!"

Hunyuanzhu: I have never heard of such a request since the beginning of the world!

must be satisfied!

"Kakakakaka!"

In an instant, four more arms appeared on Hunyuanzhu's body.

Master Taiyi was dumbfounded, and then he could only smile awkwardly: "Hehe...hey...do you want it if you don't get slapped in the face?"

Of course not!

Bang bang bang!

But when Hunyuanzhu waved his four arms, four huge fists kept falling on Taiyi Zhenren's face, beating him so hard that in the blink of an eye, he was beaten into a pig's head.

Just now, he only had half of his face swollen, but now his entire head is swollen.

While Hunyuanzhu kept beating, he took out a mirror from somewhere, as if looking at his handsome face.

this moment.

The theater was filled with laughter late at night, and the audience burst into laughter:

"I really want to hammer you!"

"The slap in the face came so fast it was like a tornado!"

"Taiyi Zhenren is so funny! Hahahaha!"

"Hunyuanzhu: This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request."

“God Trump!”

"I doubt the mental state of the Gu King ladies. How did they come up with such a funny plot?"