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"You forgot about "That Rabbit". Some parts of "That Rabbit" are also very funny."

Reba and his assistant were also amused by the plot, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.

……

When Taiyi Zhenren was beaten violently by Hunyuanzhu, Yuanshi Tianzun took action.

He used the alchemy furnace and easily refined the Hunyuan Pearl, split it into two parts, and divided it into spirit beads and magic pills.

The soul of the magic pill is indestructible. Yuanshi Tianzun cast the Heavenly Tribulation Curse. Three years later, he led the thunder from the sky to the earth and destroyed the magic pill.

And the spirit bead...

"Li Jing is a man of destiny, and the Lingzhu can be reincarnated as his third son. This task... will be left to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said calmly, and used the lotus to put the Lingzhu and the magic pill together.

Baolian slowly floated towards Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.

When it floated close to Shen Gongbao, Shen Gongbao looked eager and wanted to reach out to take it, but it floated into the hands of Taiyi Zhenren, whose face was so swollen from the hammer that he didn't even recognize it.

"I, the Kunlun Twelve Golden Immortals, are eleven. If you can cultivate the spirit beads into talents, the last position will belong to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said.

"Thank you, Master, for your cultivation." Taiyi Zhenren kept thanking his teacher with Trump, but Shen Gongbao on the side lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

This scene.

Taiyi Zhenren's joy is in sharp contrast to Shen Gongbao's loss.

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"Hey..." Some viewers sighed quietly.

People who are familiar with Fengshen basically know the reason, because Shen Gongbao is a demon, and Yuanshi Tianzun dislikes demons the most.

Not to mention compared with Zhenren Taiyi, Jiang Ziya's status in Yuxu Palace is not comparable to that of Shen Gongbao.

While everyone was thinking, Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared:

"After the spirit bead is born, call it... Nezha!" Yuanshi Tianzun said the last words before disappearing.

The sound echoed in the sky, and the clouds covered the figures of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.

Seven golden characters emerged from the sea of ​​clouds.

——"The Devil Boy of Nezha Comes to the World".

……

"Not bad."

"It's not just good, I feel great."

......

"It made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night, hahahahaha, Master Taier is so funny."

"Shen Gongbao is not bad either."

"Thank you to those people on the Internet who are criticizing this film, otherwise I would not have been able to get tickets today."

"There are times when they regret it."

"..."

When the movie screen switched, the audience whispered.

Surprise showed on many people's faces.

You know, with the popularity of the theme of conferring gods, there are many TV series, animations, movies, etc. about Nezha, but the audiences are tired of watching those plots and stories over and over again.

However, what is completely unexpected is that You Mingyue actually made such a subversive and magical change to the story of Nezha. Even the fairy character in it was greatly changed. Who would have thought that Taiyi Zhenren was actually a big drunkard?Shen Gongbao, who shouts "Fellow Taoist, please stay", has a eloquent tongue, and has a tongue-tied tongue, actually turns into a stutter?

The different unfolding made everyone full of expectations for the subsequent plot at this moment.

next moment.

The audience laughed again.

After the scene switched, on the way to Chentangguan, Taiyi Zhenren was "flying and driving drunk" all the way.

This alcoholic immortal just drank by himself, but he actually poured wine into the mouth of his flying pig... which made the audience smile.

"Police, I'm reporting that someone is driving drunk!"

"Pig: I may not be a human, but you're a real dog!"

"Shen Gongbao: You have all seen that with this virtue, he is worthy of being a Twelve Golden Immortal?" [-].

Chapter 359 The devil boy comes to the world, Li Jing disrespects the immortal master!

Here, Taiyi Zhenren rides a pig and drives drunk.

the other side.

The mountains are continuous and the mountains and rivers are beautiful.

In the picturesque scenery of ink painting style, Li Jing supported Mrs. Yin with a big belly and came to a mountain temple to pay homage.

Along the way, the people showed great respect to Li Jing and his wife.

Not only because Li Jing is the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, he is in charge of one side.At the same time, it is also because this couple eliminates demons and protects the land and water.

However, the impression of Mrs. Yin when she left the country was subverted again, completely different from the previous image of Mrs. Yin.

She was seen holding a chicken leg in her left hand and a pancake in her right hand. She was walking gracefully with her big belly. When she crossed the threshold of the temple, she didn't let Li Jing support her and jumped over.

Sturdy!

Beep!

People couldn't help but sweat for the child in her belly.

This mom is such a tiger!

However, when the audience thinks that the child in her belly is the future Nezha... well, it's hard to say who is the tougher mother and son.

Screen switching.

Li Jing knelt on the futon, clasped his hands and knelt down devoutly, but Mrs. Yin stood aside arrogantly, without even looking at the statue. She took out an apple from somewhere and gnawed it one bite at a time.

"Madam, would you like to come and say goodbye too?" Li Jing said.

Mrs. Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Bye, bye, I've been praying for three years. If I don't come out again, I will smash this ruined temple!"

Just as she was mid-sentence, Mrs. Yin suddenly took action and threw the apple directly towards the statue.

This temper...

Sudden.

The temple was destroyed. Taiyi Zhenren and a big fat pig fell from the sky and smashed the statue.

What’s funny is that just now it was Taiyi Zhenren riding a pig, and now it’s a pig riding Taiyi Zhenren.

Li Jing and Mrs. Yin were a little confused.

Taiyi Zhenren struggled to crawl out from under the pig and sang in Trump's voice: "I am Taiyi Zhen from Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain..."

boom!

Before the word "human" could be uttered, a stone as big as a human head fell from the sky and hit Master Taiyi on the forehead. After he finally got up, he was hit to the ground again.

"Human..." This was his last stubbornness after falling to the ground.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's over, Master Taiyi has become a funny man."

"Hahahaha, it's too much."

"My back hurts from laughing."

……

Screen switching.

at dusk.

Chentangguan, Li House.

When the people heard that Mrs. Yin was finally giving birth, they came to congratulate her one after another.

Someone prepared a plaque saying "I am blessed with a precious son", a matchmaker came to propose marriage to the third son who was about to be born, and a musician created the song "The Pearl Comes to the World" to celebrate the birth of the third son of the Li family...

But behind the laughter and joy there is a sinister plot.

Shen Gongbao was dissatisfied with Taiyi Zhenren and became the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun. He also appeared at Chentangguan and was ready to cause trouble.

He first used two puppet charms, one on the Li Mansion servant and the other on the midwife.

Then, the servant of Ming Control brought wine to Master Taiyi. He knew that his senior brother was addicted to alcohol and would definitely be deceived.

Sure enough, Taiyi Zhenren could not resist the temptation and drank the drugged wine and passed out.

But unfortunately, the treasure lotus containing the spirit beads and magic pills was cast by Yuanshi Tianzun, and only Zhenren Taiyi could open it.

The servant controlled by Shen Gongbao had no choice but to punch Taiyi Zhenren in the stomach with his fist, trying to knock him out of the drunkenness.

At this time, it happened that Mrs. Yin was in labor and the baby could not be born alive. Li Jing came to see Master Taiyi anxiously and saw this scene.

"How can this be done? It's too disrespectful! It's unethical! How unbecoming!" Li Jing hurriedly stopped him.

"My lord, my lady cannot hold it any longer," the midwife shouted.

Li Jing: "Let me come!"

"Hit, hit, hit, hit!" Li Jing shouted, while his fist fell on Taiyi Zhenren's exposed belly like a gust of wind, causing waves of flesh.

"Hahahaha, he said it was uncivilized, but he ended up doing it more cruelly than others!"

"puff!"

"Li Jing: It smells so good."

"Disrespect the Immortal Master!"

"I can't help it, my wife is important!"