Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

As an old godly woman with a long tongue, she unexpectedly had a huge advantage when cleaning the lunch box.

"Mom, don't you think this food is disgusting?"

At this time, Qin Huairu looked at Jia Zhang's funny eating look and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"It's disgusting to be disgusting, and it's okay to scold you if I scold you. These are two different things."

"You still dare to go online with me?"

"You are not allowed to eat your steamed buns either!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was not full at all, so she quickly snatched a bite of the steamed bun from Qin Huairu's rice bowl, and then swallowed two bites.

That action was quite exaggerated, I'm afraid even a dog wouldn't be able to eat the buns that fast.

I got the meal.

however……

She is an old person, her body is old, but she eats faster than a strong young man, and her saliva cannot be secreted at all.

In order to grab food, she didn't even drink a drop of water.

There is still a little bit of oil and water that can be used as a 'lubricant' when eating vegetables, but when it comes to dryly swallowing steamed buns, there is nothing left.

The white flour steamed buns made in the 60s are not as regular as the steamed buns made in automated factories today, and the alkali residue (abfc) used to make the dough remains in the steamed buns.

If you eat in a hurry and haven't drank any water, coupled with the stimulation of alkali, the natural result will be choking.

"Um!!!"

"Cough cough!"

Jia Zhang pointed at her own neck and gestured wildly, signaling Qin Huairu to save her.

"Mom, why are you doing this? I don't intend to compete with you. Isn't it just a white-flour bun?"

Qin Huairu scolded her and walked out carrying the kettle.

She had already eaten some food before going home, and since she was in a bad mood and couldn't eat, she had no intention of eating steamed buns.

Who would have thought that her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, would snatch her own food like an evil tiger pouncing on her food? Now it can be regarded as her own fault.

"There is no water at home. Just wait. I will go to the neighbor's house to borrow a pot of water."

Telling you to play tricks,

"Hmm! Mmm! Mmm!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang struggled and groaned, feeling as if the sky and the earth were not working.

The food is stuck in the throat and cannot go down or come up.

The feeling of being choked is like hanging!

Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, committed many evil deeds but received little retribution.

In the TV series, she restrained Qin Huairu for so long.

He cried, made trouble and hanged himself, beat people and put them in mourning halls.

As a result, after Qin Huairu and Shazhu got married, they enjoyed happiness.

Reach out for clothes, and open your mouth for food.

A meal of fish and meat, and a pension from filial piety.

In the end, she transformed into a considerate and warm mother-in-law, and became the first person in the compound besides the deaf old lady to solve the problem of elderly care.

This is really the most ridiculous thing in the world.

She is a typical example in the Qinman Siheyuan who does bad things and gets no retribution, making the audience of the drama shout "fuck".

How can one be so shameless as a human being?

How far can you go to clean up your innocence?

The plot is poisonous!

No matter what, there are still evil people in life who take advantage of others and sell them.

Natural selection, survival of the fittest.

Good people don't live long, but disasters last for thousands of years

It's really ironic that Silly Zhu's hypocrisy allowed a cancer like Jia Zhang's to survive.

However, in the parallel world, she will soon receive retribution.

At this moment, the steamed bun choked.

Jia Zhang's whole body trembled, as if she could come back to life and be freed.

However, her struggle caused food particles to block her windpipe.

asphyxia……

despair……

pain……

In an instant, all the negative emotions flooded into her heart like a frenzy.

The world in front of me gradually became blurry, and the bad things I had done before appeared in my mind like a marquee.

At first, she, Jia Zhang, was also a village girl. She managed to defeat several girls from the city and marry into Jia's family through conspiracy.

However, her experience was exactly the same as Qin Huairu's, even a little more miserable.

Born in the old times, as a woman I almost had my feet bound.

If it weren't for the 'kind-hearted' traffickers who adopted her, it would have been a waste.

But she was soon sold to the Jia family as a child bride.

Her husband was kidnapped to death, and as a daughter-in-law, she had to raise a large family.

After getting back home, my mother-in-law sneered at me, saying that I was not a woman with small feet and was certainly not virtuous.

After finally surviving until her mother-in-law died and could enjoy a happy life, her son insisted on marrying Qin Huairu.

Later, my son died, and there was no hope of providing for him in old age.

If he hadn't had the means, Qin Huairu's naughty hooves would have run away long ago!

Each other, right now...

Looking back on the past, Ms. Jia Zhang did not regret at all, she only regretted that she was not ruthless enough in what she did.

She doesn't want to die yet.

Even if you die, you will have to die from overeating.

If you choke to death, you will become a ghost who choked to death.

The beasts and beasts in the underworld in the Red Star Siheyuan will definitely laugh at me. Even if they descend to the underworld, they won’t have the shame to see ghosts!

What about Qin Huairu?

Why is it so slow to get water?It's so hard that I almost choke to death!

Could it be that she was choking to death while watching herself?

With her scheming attitude, she can definitely do it!

When the time comes, she will cry and mourn for herself, and after she is done, she will definitely stay and fly with the wild man outside!

There is no one to take care of the Jia family's only seedling and the two losers.

Outrageous!

If you want to live, you must not let her get what she wants.

I, Jia Zhang, want to borrow another 500 years from heaven!

Take the sword and kill Qin Huairu!

Let’s see if she still dares to go out and seduce men!

……

The little theater in Jia Zhang's heart became more and more outrageous. Because of the poison of feudal superstition, he even started to sing Liaozhai in his heart, just short of performing Western games and Fengshen Romance.

When people are on the verge of life and death, they feel that time passes extremely long.

It's obviously a minute, but it feels like a year has passed.

This is the brain saving itself.

And Jia Zhang's brain seems to be stronger than normal people.

The worse a person is, the more he fears death, the more superstitious he is, and the more he worries about retribution after death.

Just when she was about to pass away, Qin Huairu's voice sounded like a sudden rain.

"Mom, the water is back. Don't worry. I'll drink it for you first."

When someone is choking, it is best to give them warm water.

Hot water will burn your throat.

Ice water can cause esophageal muscle spasm, which can lead to suffocation, which is even more dangerous.

And today, how could the beasts and beasts in the Red Star Courtyard prepare warm water at home in order to bathe brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu?

It was either near-zero ice water drawn from the well, or white water just boiled from the stove.

Anyway, the law does not punish everyone, and those beasts are also quite crazy.

Qin Huairu also felt very sad after hearing this, but the most important thing for her now is to save her mother-in-law.

Hundreds of good filial piety first.

Even though Mrs. Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, usually does some immoral things such as gossiping and cheating, she is her elder after all.

No matter how many mistakes he makes, he can't just ignore her.

In order to rush for time, Qin Huairu didn't pick up the water at all. Instead, she directly asked her neighbor for a thermos of hot water and a thermos of ice water.