Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

Without asking any further questions, he took it directly to his home.

Just when he was about to take out a bowl and mix boiled and ice water, the bottle of boiled water was snatched away by Jia Zhang.

She woke up as soon as she heard the water, and her light came back to her in an instant.

What else should I redeem?

Didn't you look at me and I was about to choke to death?

Unfilial daughter-in-law, just wants to see me make a fool of myself and watch me die!

I won't let you get what you want!

In her anger, Mrs. Jia Zhang did not check the temperature of Nuanshui [-] carefully.

Take the cover.

Remove the plug.

Lift the kettle.

Then he opened his 'big mouth of the abyss' and took the boiling water from the kettle 'heartily'.

The whole set of movements was done smoothly and smoothly, without any blockage or hesitation.

That heroic and unpretentious gesture would be difficult for Li Taibai to match even in his next life.

In ancient times, there were poets and immortals who drank wine, but now there is Jia and Zhang who drink boiled water.

It was mid-December, and the moon was extremely round.

When will the bright moon appear?Boil water and ask the sky!

Who is a serious person who drinks?

Low-bitch!

Spirits are not just ordinary wine?

Are only bold and heroic people worthy of drinking?

Does the wine have temperature?

How could he be as heroic as Jia Zhang when he drank boiled water?

Drink the hottest water and get the hardest beating!

Regardless of life and death, even a drunkard would feel ashamed!

The urban area of ​​Sijiucheng is a plain, with an altitude of only a few dozen meters.

Under standard air pressure, when boiling water is said to be [-] degrees, it is [-] degrees, which is zero or whole.

So what Jia Zhang drinks is [-]-degree boiled water. Although it is not as touching as [-]-degree distilled water, it is almost the same.

The boiling water was still churning with bubbles when it was in the pot, which made Qin Huairu tremble with fear.

However, for some reason, her reaction was half a beat too slow.

It seems to be for revenge.

It seemed like he couldn't react.

In short.

When the boiling water poured down, she shouted.

"boiling water!!!"

"Mom, that's boiling water!"

However, it was too late.

A whole pot of boiling water has been poured down by Jia Zhang.

The water is like a strong man drinking wine. It not only pours into his mouth, but also flows out of his mouth.

Along the neck, Jia Zhang's whole body was submerged.

"Bang!"

"boom!"

The kettle in her hand fell to the ground first, and then the inner container exploded.

The movement was like setting off firecrackers.

Since the thermos was a new one, the noise was even greater.

Jia Zhang was so frightened that she trembled all over, and then she slowly felt the scalding temperature.

"what!!!!!"

The steamed bun softened instantly and she swallowed it. The dilemma of choking to death was solved.

but.

Because her throat and esophagus were burned, her screams were like a flat tire, brutal and terrifying.

The whispers of demons and the songs of sirens in Western movies cannot compare to her "leaky voice".

'Sounds of nature'!

'Swan song'!

There was no doubt that all her skin was burned.

But because of drinking boiled water, her skin was reborn.

The malnourished waxy skin turned into a pink-tender-red color like a young girl in bloom.

If it weren't for the stench of old age and fat body, and the fact that my hair had been beaten wet, a large area of ​​my scalp had been exposed due to hair loss.

Even if she says she is 30 years old, some people will believe her.

And Jia Zhang's expression is just like that of the person in the world-famous painting "The Scream".

He covered his head with his hands, his eyes widened uncontrollably, and his mouth opened wide.

The whole person turned into a twisted curve, as if it was about to rise from the ground to the sky at this moment.

Oh ho ho!

My left eye was also burned by hot water, and the world in front of me became curved.

If there were no cold water to rescue her, Jia Zhang would really become the protagonist in the painting who loses herself.

Her eyes instantly locked on the only remaining kettle.

At this moment, the kettle with cold water became Jia Zhang's life-saving straw.

Thermoses, also known as thermos bottles, were mostly straight cylindrical shapes in that era.

In Jia Zhang's eyes, the thermos has become the straightest and straightest object in the world in her eyes, just like the bridge in the famous painting "The Scream".

This time, she screamed and rushed towards the 'ice kettle'.

Take the cover.

Remove the plug.

Stretch out your hand to check the temperature.

It's cold well water!

oh!That's great!

Jia Zhang's monkey hurriedly raised the kettle and drank it boldly again.

Once again, again familiar. Although her movements this time were a little deformed, they were still very smooth and had a strong abstract style.

Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow even more; hold up a pot to eliminate the sorrow and make it even more sorrowful!

Li Taibai is here, but he is still willing to be defeated!

Drink boiled water and ice first.

This heroic style, no man in the Dragon Kingdom for 5000 years can match it!

Not even heroines!

How can a group of romantic figures compare to the current Jia Zhang family?

What did Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu feel like the two heavens of ice and fire?

What Jia Zhang felt was the true world of ice and fire!

One hundred!

Hot enough!

Zero degrees!

Ice enough!

A whole bottle of ice water poured down, and the temperature of his whole body finally cooled down, and he successfully avoided serious burns.

However, a new problem came.

Jia Zhang drank so much ice water that her digestive system collapsed completely.

Due to poor sanitary conditions in the past, in order to disinfect, she usually drank hot water and boiled rice when eating and drinking.

So her digestive system was also resistant to cold water for a while.

Even if he drank a whole pot of boiling water, he would only burn his body and not suffer any major 'internal injuries'. Only the 'leakage' in his throat would have the greatest impact.

But at the moment, one is cold and the other is hot.

Jia Zhang's stomach immediately went on strike.

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

"..."