Reading to Become a God

"It's a great thing. If you pour cold water into it, it will automatically heat to boiling, which is good, and then it's even more magical. Once the water is turned on, the machine will automatically stop heating. If you think this is nothing, there is something worse behind it. If the water cools for a long time, it will drop to a certain temperature and then immediately reheat until it boils, so that the water can always be kept at a temperature suitable for making tea. Is it magic? ".

Jin Liren stared at Ye Chen and praised him hopefully, but his expression was strange, as if he was trying to hold back the urge to laugh.

Ye Chen wanted to laugh, picked up the French teapot for a while, and finally decided to tell the truth: "Teacher, your pot is in the French field, saying that the genius is not too smart, but put it on the household appliances..." To be honest, there is no technical content here. Is it different from an electric water cooler or an electric teapot? This kind of thing can be bought casually for a hundred yuan in the civilized world, and it can also be discounted. I'm really sorry that your dad's brain cells haven't slept in this kind of thing for two days and two nights. "

Jin Liren barely held back his breath, and thought about it carefully. It was really true. After two days of hard work, he earned a hundred yuan for a water dispenser?!? It's a pity to go to grandma's house! Think about it again, it won't work. My apprentice, how can you criticize the master's work like this? What is the dignity of the teacher, what is the face of the great alchemist? No, I have to come up with a reason to prove that the value of this thing is not as superficial as you think.

A slight cough said: "Tuo'er, your vision is too narrow and too vulgar!" Does the water dispenser have my art form? Do you have a postmodern feeling like me? Say it again, for the teacher of this pot, there is a cosmic double string logo, the water dispenser, does it not? In terms of artistic value, it is more conducive to the teacher's work. "

Ye Chen slapped his forehead: "Got it, I'm sick again!" How come the "cosmic double string" is rekindled!

"You are sick!" Jin Liren was furious, grabbed his art and ruthlessly hit Ye Chen's head, "Old artist, how can you criticize Huang Zui'er indiscriminately!"

Ye Chen covered his head and ran away: "Old artist hits people!"

"Hey, stop it! This old artist is treating you as an artistic free man!"

Art cells? I think art bacteria are almost the same! Ye Chen ran around the Bagua furnace and accused him: "Teacher, this is not right. Old artists should use virtue to convince others, how can they use force and murder?" Jianghu rumors "Artists can do martial arts, hooligans can't stop", Mr. Jin not only knows martial arts, he also knows martial arts, he was caught and beat well enough!

Jin Liren said behind the Bagua furnace: "Who gives you the same thing, this is the so-called artistic behavior, don't do what you can do, today you must beat your child into a work of art!"

Seeing this posture, Ye Chen couldn't run, and thought of words to appease the old artist

"Master, Tulfo had a light in his soul, and suddenly he felt that your pot had extraordinary connotations."

"Bullshit!"

"It has a kind of classical beauty of the Renaissance. It contains the restless soul of the essence of postmodern marine culture. It seems to be a water dispenser, not a water dispenser. It is a deconstruction and reflection of a water dispenser, an art that resists art. It is obviously a Dadaist work of art."

No more chasing him. "What is Dada?"

"This is a joke of the dead!"