Rebirth: It’s Like Flowing Water

Under the banyan tree at this time, I have become accustomed to three things:

　　 First, scold [Neurotic children].

　　As soon as the new chapter comes out, the most comments must be:

　　 "Hello silly fork!"

"That's it?"

　　 "Not so good..."

　　 "The more I look at it, the more boring it gets."

　　 Anyway, how to stimulate the author how to come.

　　......

　　 Second, reminder.

　　 "Donkey of the production team, hurry up and do some work!"

　　 "What do you do to eat, update it soon?"

　　 "Annie jealousy changed two thousand yesterday, Ning Village husband one thousand, you are a crazy child, how can you start with 20,000 yuan?"

　　 It is said that the national divers, Anne jealous, Ning Village husband, and other authors have no place to show themselves, and they cursed [Neurotic children] that this grandson had broken the ethos.

The serialized works of 　　 were more than two or three thousand in the previous week, and everyone was happy. I'm fine now. This grandson is not a human being. Can you bear five or six thousand a day?

　　Don't say that "Love in Belgrade" are all reminders, and so are their books!

what:

　　 "The crazy child is 10,000+ a day, can you give me some strength?"

　　 "Hey! Are you giving up on yourself? The crazy kid really took away nine and a half?"

　　 "Are you a man? Come out tomorrow with 10,000 yuan to talk!"

　　 All the authors are almost driven mad, and many of them were prepared to publish serials, but now they dare not start. A few hundred words a day is not enough to be embarrassing!

　　......

　　 Third, see Mei Changsu and Qin Boruo sprinkle sugar on a daily basis.

　　 No way, Qi Lei wrote these two too sweet, and the popularity is too high.

　　 Even though the book is closely following current events, in reality Belgrade is being attacked, and the lovers in the book are also experiencing war.

　　 However, it does not delay the show of love between the two.

　　 And, from this book, everyone has learned too much.

　　 For example, I know what is called [single dog], what is called [feeding dog food], and what is called [eat really full].

　　What is [Bidong]... What is [One word Ma Bidong]...

　　What is it? [This is not a car to school, let me down! 】

　　What is it called [Uncle takes you to see goldfish...]

　　What does it mean [rich, capricious! 】

　　What is called [I just want to be a beautiful man quietly. 】

　　In this era of fashion, how can the pure flowers of the motherland have seen such an informative internet term?

　　I don’t know if the neuropathy is a good person, but under the banyan tree, a consensus has been reached, “This is definitely an [old driver], and there is a [internal letter] too."

　　 It’s just that no one has thought about it.

　　 Qi Lei has loved readers a little bit, but unfortunately, it can only be a bit distressed.

　　 Because of the next plot...

　　 On April 15, the direction of "Love in Belgrade" suddenly changed slightly.

　　 The mentally ill child suddenly passed Mei Changsu's status as military attache abroad, leading to a background description, suddenly zoomed out, and wrote a paragraph about the domestic situation of Yingjiang.

　　 The general content is: Yingjiang Huaxin President Huaxin is pro-China and China, but Yingjiang's domestic attitude towards us is not uniform.

　　 Some hard-line generals in the military have been opposed to President Huaxin’s policies.

　　 Finally, the conflict broke out.

　　 On a black and windy night for a month, the military circled the President Huaxin and directly issued a combat mission. A B2 bomber took off from the mainland, crossed the Atlantic Ocean, and rushed to the N Alliance battlefield.

　　 As soon as the new chapter came out, the readers faintly felt that something was wrong, the direction of the comments immediately changed, and there was less curse.

　　 "Why do I have an ominous premonition?"

　　......

　　 "Oh fuck, what is this going to do? Don't write anything wrong! Nothing will happen, right? Grandson won't have brain cramps and kill the hostess?"

　　......

　　 "Probably not! Mei works in the embassy and has brought in all the Chinese including Qin. The current plot is to protect the Chinese and overseas Chinese, they have no reason to go out!"

　　......

　　 "Don't be forced upstairs to protect the Chinese and overseas Chinese? How do I feel that something is going to happen to Mei Changsu?"

　　......

　　 "Hey! Don't dare to read it. The author is a crazy kid! Isn't it a happy ending? Isn't it a bitch?"

　　......

　　 [Baby Annie]: Neurotic, are you poisonous? Don't write anything!

　　 Okay, blast out a diving god.

　　Netizen: "Oh, go! Annie is also chasing after the jealous woman?"

　　 After a while.

　　 [Ning Moderator]: It is recommended that the follow-up plot be more cautious.

　　 exploded another one.

And then.

　　 [Scarlet Tsai]: No! Do you want to experience the happiness after I write about Qingwu flying? I was so scolded!

　　......

　　 Not only the comment exploded, but also the letter from Qi Lei's station.

　　 Readers and some authors are advising him not to write anything!

　　 Especially the moderator Ning, "Fuck, dog stuff! Don't mess with things! How on earth are you going to write?"

　　 "With the current brisk pace, you can completely set the theme of your work. The dead will deviate too much, don't play with yourself!"

　　Ning moderator is to give advice from a professional point of view, do not want Qi Lei to be too outrageous.

　　 All comments and messages on the site can be ignored by Qi Lei.

　　 Because only he knows that he is not writing a novel at all.

　　 For a month, everything I did was to elicit the content of the next chapter.

　　 On the morning of April 16, Qi Lei uploaded the content of the latest chapter and also updated the name of the third volume.

　　 [Volume Three]: Destruction

　　 [Chapter 31]: Don't be afraid!

　　 [Chapter Message]:

Bowl....

　　 It is impossible. There are certain things happening in this world that no one can predict, and there is no way to control it. All I can do is try to make it have a good ending, even if there will be no me in this ending...

　　—Mei Changsu.

　　 coincides with the chapter message of the first chapter.

　　 The first chapter is Qin Praruo's confession, and this chapter is Mei Changsu's.

　　 Before posting the text, netizens went crazy.

　　 "I'm going to your uncle! Don't watch it! Don't dare to watch it!"

　　......

　　 "The name of the volume is so scary! It's over..."

　　......

　　 "Neuropathy! This author is a neuropath! Stupid B is not enough to describe!"

　　......

　　 "What is the message!? The old lady was scared and cried."

　　......

　　 "Don't...Brother! Uncle! Master author! Please! Don't!"

　　[Baby Annie]: "......"

　　【Ning Moderator】: "......"

　　 It's a pity, it's too late to say anything.

　　 The text is sent out.

　　 This chapter only tells one thing, destruction!

　　 Lovers and lives struggling to survive the bombing...

The plot of 　　 is not as the readers guessed, accidentally leaving the embassy and encountering bombing, but the target of Yingjiang is our rabbit embassy.

　　 From the sound of the air raid alarm, Mei Changsu tried his best to evacuate the evacuees and embassy personnel, and then tried to find Qin Baruo in every figure.

　　 From meeting again in the chaos of flames and rubble, until they could not retreat, the two huddled in the corner of the basement of the embassy.

　　 Mei Changsu, as he did twelve years ago, held Qin Praruo tightly in his arms.

　　 his eyes were firm, "Don't be afraid!"

　　 Qin Praruo looked into his eyes and smiled with a smile that shouldn't exist in destruction, "Don't be afraid!"

　　 Same as twelve years ago.

finally...

　　 A high-precision guided bomb smashed through the floor and landed beside them...

　　 There is light penetrating from the damaged floor...

　　 illuminates the English on the bomb, and the bright eyes of the two...

　　Mei Changsu firmly tightened Qin Boruo's protection.

Gone.

Gone?

Gone!

　　The chapter ended suddenly, and it was frozen in the moment before the bomb exploded.

　　 This chapter... is definitely full of five poisons.

　　 Chapter is broken! Dead protagonist! What a mess!

　　 In the words of future readers, just feeding shit?

　　 You have to know that people are never rational animals. When encountering things that they don’t want to accept or cannot accept, even if it’s already established facts, they must do everything possible to vent their inner dissatisfaction, and even intend to change other people’s minds.

　　 Especially the humble profession of web writer.

　　 This is the essence of human nature.

　　 Therefore, a simple dry stool, he can pull you the earth unattractive.

　　 What's more, Qi Lei's nondescript, dead man chapter that makes people nauseous to watch?

　　 At this time, the ultimate goal of readers is no longer the question of how they like it, and don’t look at it if they don’t like it.

　　 But you can’t write this way! You can't do this! You can't go against Lao Tzu's wishes!

　　 is no longer the right or wrong of the literary work itself.

　　The problem can extend to any direction, any direction! Rise to the commanding heights of humanity and morality.

　　 Just like now, it's just [Neurotic Child] who seems to have written people to death.

　　 That's right! Suspected! He is out of context.

　　 No one knows what the bomb will look like after it explodes, but that won’t work! Anyway, you have already written it out.

scold you?

　　 curse is no longer enough to relieve the anger in my heart.

　　 is [the neurotic child] not sitting next to him, otherwise the heart of using the knife will be gone.

Just imagine what the end of the domestic violence man played by Mrs. Li Mingqi in "Returning the Pearl" and Feng Yuanzheng in "Don't Talk to Strangers" in reality. You will understand the audience and readers of this era. How simple it is.

　　 is just a short while, so I can’t read the comment area, it’s all cursing!

　　Moreover, someone has already started to instigate everyone, find out where this [nerd child] is, and talk to him in person.

　　 The endgame of human flesh and offline pk is on the verge.

　　 What's even more exaggerated is that Qi Lei had already changed into a trumpet, and wanted to bring himself a wave of rhythm, and lead the topic and abuse to the unreasonable setting of the plot, that is, the embassy of my rabbit was blown up by the eagle sauce.

　　 However, Qi Lei found out that he seemed to think too much.

　　 How can you use him to bring the rhythm?

　　 Readers have begun to sort out the logical rationality of the full text by themselves, and it is logical to start from this outrageous setting.

　　 "Do you think you can write a book without thinking about the crazy child of Gou Ri? The embassy is fried? You made it a little bit outrageous?"

　　......

　　 "The author should change it, I just don't see it, it's too nonsense."

　　......

　　 "You also bombed the embassy? What do you think? Is there any common sense? The embassy is equivalent to a country's territory. If you say it is bombed, it will be bombed! What about your brain?"

　　......

　　 "It's more uncomfortable than eating flies, and there should be a limit to writing stories. Writing this way is irresponsible!"

　　......

　　 "Fuck! What a disappointment, what the hell?"

　　......

　　 Qi Lei’s station letter also exploded.

　　 Pick out a few of the many abuses and browse them.

　　 [Ning Moderator]: "Why don't you change it...I will block the new chapter first, and while there are not many readers, I will rewrite one and post it?"

　　Ning's moderator is still very rational, he did not criticize Qi Lei's setting as having problems.

　　 On the contrary, this is exactly what literature should be. The imagination of flying and unconstrained is the ultimate dream of a writer.

　　 To be honest, in this passage, the bombing of the embassy, ​​Ning's moderator not only didn't think it was bad, but thought that [Neuropathyer] was more relaxed than the previous one, which is commendable.

only....

　　 Okay, Ning's moderator is also a prajna fan, he doesn't want this pair to die like this.

　　 "Why don't you...change it...I'm almost done, don't fry it, it's hot enough!"

　　 [Rinse Tsai]: Brother! I just checked the information. Yingjiang has a precision-guided bomb that is not very stable. You can set it to not explode! Doesn't affect the sense of reading, now it's too late to change the plot behind!

　　......

　　 [Li Xunhuan]: Let's change the plot! Otherwise, offline parties will have you without me!

　　......

"Ugh!"

　　 Qi Lei looked at each message and could only say that they were all good people!

　　 It's a pity, I don't want to be like this either!

　　 Simply turn off the banyan tree and log on to OICQ to send a message to Brother Xiao Ma.

　　 [Little Rock]: Let’s get started, it will spread to the whole network within three days!

　　 Brother Xiao Ma was actually looking at the posts under the banyan tree, and when he saw Qi Lei's chat history, he couldn't help grinning.

　　 [Little Ma]: Brother, are you too cruel to yourself?

　　 This has already been scolded so much, but you want to expand the scope?

　　 [Small Rock]: Come on, as expected!

　　【Little Horse Brother】：......

　　 Xiao Ma has to admit that Qi Lei is definitely a marketing master, a novel, and he is just a little bit out of the game.

　　 However, from the perspective of this era, from the perspective of Xiao Ma's pure heart, it is a bit too unscrupulous, and he really does not support Qi Lei's doing this.

But......

　　 "Oh!" Long sighed.

　　 Ending the conversation with Qi Lei, he raised his head and said to the friends in the office: "Let's start!"

　　......

　　———

　　 from April 16th.

　　 First, within its software, OICQ pushed a link to tens of thousands of registered users, “The author of the web is frantic, using current events to hype and destroying the relationship between Eagle and Rabbit.”

　　 Afterwards, several self-developed brush post plugins developed by Penguin experts began to run at full capacity, spreading the same information on major forums and websites.

　　 and published a topic about the malicious hype of the network writer [Neuropathyer], and no limit to writing.

　　 Gradually, the operations under the banyan tree, the major moderators and authors suddenly discovered that the site’s new user traffic began to surge for no reason, and the goal was "Belgrade Love".

The comments under the 　　 chapter have also been mainly based on old users, and have gradually been captured by new users and foreign netizens.

　　 At the beginning, whether it is the moderator of Ning or William Zhu, the webmaster, they are still a little complacent. They are regarded as the drainage of "Love in Belgrade", which is a windfall.

　　 For this reason, the website has also urgently opened several sets of servers to cope with the increasing traffic.

　　 But I feel wrong more and more!

　　 The entire website was full of hostility, and there was almost no discussion about the novel itself, and more of it was insulting the ID of [Neurotic Child] and attacking the plot of his bombing of the embassy.

　　 This has made the website’s leadership become vigilant. It can’t go on like this. If you do it again, why is this a literary website? It's a trash can!

　　 So William Zhu convened an urgent work meeting to formulate a response plan.

　　 But, how can I deal with it? It is unlikely that the deletion of posts will calm down.

　　 is too much to delete.

　　 Moreover, both new and old users will not agree.

　　 Doing this is tantamount to seeking a dead end.

　　 In the end, there was really no way. William Zhu had to go off the court personally, and while sending an in-station letter to [the neurotic child], suggesting that he suspend the update and wait until the big wave passed.

　　 Qi Lei himself did not intend to continue to update, he wrote that 110,000 words here, there is no use later, why continue to write it! ?

　　 Qi Lei originally planned to be a **** here.

　　 After Zhu William settled Qi Lei, he began to mobilize all the authors of the site, using personal influence to guide new and old readers, pay attention to the literature itself, and do not bring the plot in the novel into subjectivity.

　　 Next, what Anne jealousy, Li Fanfan, Ning Cunfu, and Cai Wuming are all dispatched to protect under the banyan tree! Maintain...the crazy child!

　　 Yes, especially Li Fanfan and they are almost succumbed to death.

　　Mom, this grandson, scolding us, we have to wipe your ass. Are you still a person?

　　 Li Fanfan has already thought about it, this year's offline party, we must make an appointment with this crazy child. Do not! Cheat it out! Then you can see how Lao Tzu cleans up you.

　　 He also sent a letter to Qi Lei!

　　 "Brother, don't be afraid! Let's scold and scold it by ourselves, it's our own fight, and outsiders can't bully us!"

　　 Ning moderator also posted there.

　　 "Brother, you won't know each other if you don't fight! We beat you! We beat you!"

　　 Annie jealous: "Haha! The gathering at the end of the year is so exciting."

　　 The tears of Qi Lei who watched are almost coming down, 嚓...Is it all so righteous?

　　 Qi Lei was very embarrassed, and the cold sweat came down.

　　 quietly registered a small ID, think about it...

　　 input: [Nine Billion Girls Dream].

　　 [Neurotic child] This ID can no longer be used, it is too dangerous.

　　 Then, I used [Nine Million Girl Dreams] to send an internal letter to the webmaster Zhu Weilian, "Do you want to invest? Now is the best time to raise money!"

　　......

　　———

　　 The efforts to guide new users under the banyan tree did not achieve any results. On the contrary, it was Xiao Ma’s drag-net-style propaganda, which achieved great results.

　　 On April 17, the topic of "Love in Belgrade" on the Internet was no longer limited to the website under the banyan tree. Discussions and news on the matter appeared one after another on major forums and portals.

　　 After all, this topic is very characteristic.

　　 There are three incentives. UU reading www.uukanshu.com makes it inevitably a hot topic on the Internet.

　　 First, the N League battle is still going on. This domestic novel is related to it, and it is hard not to let people pay attention.

　　 Second, the sensitive plot in the novel, Eagle Sauce actually blew up my rabbit’s embassy. People naturally ignore that this is a novel and connect it to current events.

　　 Third, those domestic public opinions who criticized Li Chunyan have just been slapped in the face, and they have nowhere to vent their firepower.

　　 As a result, it was delivered!

　　 You said that Eagle Sauce deliberately made trouble in the N League. After all, there is no rebuttal, and...do not dare to refute too much, after all, it is the national television station, which belongs to the official voice.

　　 Special, you, an internet writer who didn’t know where he came from, wrote so outrageously?

　　 Then who is still used to you?

　　......

On April 18th, a well-known traditional literature writer in China and the editor-in-chief of a certain magazine wrote a special manuscript on the portal titled "The writer is the recorder of the times, not the delusion—Comment on Internet Literature: Love in Belgrade" .

　　 thus kicked off the whole network to criticize the writer [Neurotic Child] for exaggerating facts and maliciously speculating about Western countries.

　　 Qi Lei took a look and was overjoyed.

　　 "Isn't this the aunt who loves to write a diary?"

　　 "You guys have jumped out!"

　　......

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